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[[Image:Tigerairwayslogo.gif|frame|center|Always fly on Tiger Airways in memory of Tatiana]] | [[Image:Tigerairwayslogo.gif|frame|center|Always fly on Tiger Airways in memory of Tatiana.]] | ||
{{quote|R.I.P. Tatiana, You died doing what you loved|Leila K Dec 27, 2007}} | {{quote|R.I.P. Tatiana, You died doing what you loved|Leila K Dec 27, 2007}} | ||
[[Image:Tatiana_lolcat1.jpg| | [[Image:Tatiana_lolcat1.jpg|250px|thumb]] | ||
'''Tatiana''' was a beautiful four-year-old Siberian tiger who lived at the [[San Francisco]] Zoo. On [[Christmas]] Day, 2007, [[police|the fucking pigs]] shot her down mercilessly (just like they did with the black person) in a hail of bullets after [[Carlos Sousa Jr|some idiot teenagers]] were viciously assaulting her and she jumped out of her enclosure to defend herself. | |||
'''Tatiana''' was a beautiful | |||
==Life after death== | ==Life after death== | ||
Posthumously, Tatiana has become an [[Internet]] superstar. In her first 24 hours on [[MySpace]], she had acquired more than 118 MySpace Friends. [[TOW]] also deemed her sufficiently "[[notable]]" to merit an article. | |||
Posthumously, Tatiana has become an [[ | |||
Locals are currently flocking to the zoo to leave memorials to the late Tatiana, while [[nobody cares|snubbing]] the dead [[beaner]]. | Locals are currently flocking to the zoo to leave memorials to the late Tatiana, while [[nobody cares|snubbing]] the dead [[beaner]]. | ||
==A | ==A history of violence== | ||
Tatiana was born in Colorado. She was brought to the San Francisco Zoo in 2005 to provide another Siberian tiger with [[yiffing|companionship]]. She soon attacked one of the zookeepers and [[troll|destroyed most of her arm]]. The [[retard|director]] of the zoo strongly favored [[murder|destroying]] Tatiana, but a [[petition|public outcry]] prevented the execution. | Tatiana was born in Colorado. She was brought to the San Francisco Zoo in 2005 to provide another Siberian tiger with [[yiffing|companionship]]. She soon attacked one of the zookeepers and [[troll|destroyed most of her arm]]. The [[retard|director]] of the zoo strongly favored [[murder|destroying]] Tatiana, but a [[petition|public outcry]] prevented the execution. | ||
==Tatiana's | ==Tatiana's friends and relatives respond== | ||
Several of Tatiana's friends and relatives have come to her defense - or, in one case, their own! - in light of the many claims of her being the perpetrator of the incident that led to her demise. | Several of Tatiana's friends and relatives have come to her defense - or, in one case, their own! - in light of the many claims of her being the perpetrator of the incident that led to her demise. | ||
{{ | {{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;height:15em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold; | ||
|What a waste. We could have used her for a mascot on combatting illegal immigration! | |||
|Tammany Tiger | |||
|On behalf of myself and the rest of the <s>Standard</s> <s>Esso</s> <s>Enco</s> Exxon Tiger Team, I'd like to say how much I'll miss Tatiana. She was always nothing more than playful, and loved to playfully swat little foreigner kids around the room like kittens do with balls of yarn or hapless rodents. If it's had been me, I'd have stuffed the little wetback in a gas tank! But we're not talking about me, we're talking about Tatiana. No matter what you may hear in the next few weeks, she never did it out of hatred, spite or angst - she did it for the lulz! | |||
|The Exxon Tigermart Tiger | |||
|I emphatically deny I taught her how to bounce over that fence! | |||
|Tigger | |||
|Oh, get off it already, Tatiana just succumbed to her instincts and bit the head off of some kid who just happened to look like a towelheaded hindu punk. Shit, most of us tigers can't tell a hindu from a paki, much less a Mexican! If anyone should know, it's me. So lay off Tatiana, okay? | |||
|Shere Khan | |||
|So, like, Tatiana's gone spitsville, man. Let's show the departed a little of the respect deserving of the cool, y'know? | |||
|Cool Cat | |||
|Heavens to Murgatroyd! Tatiana was like a sister to me, even, and now she's exited stage left! | |||
|Snagglepuss | |||
|Fucking Nazi pigs had to go and kill her before I could feed Calvin to her, dammit! | |||
|Hobbes | |||
|I spoke with Good King Friday XIII, and he's agreed to let the Make-Believe Trolley be used to transport Tatiana to her final resting place. It's a tragedy to say the least. If only we'd have known her need to vent her frustrations, we'd have introduced her to Fred Rogers years ago!|Daniel Striped Tiger | |||
|Sorry, but I can't blame Tatiana for trying to eat that kid. I've had Mexicans for dinner, and all I can say is...they're '''GRRRRREAT!''' | |||
|Tony The Tiger | |||
}} | |||
<center><youtube> | ==Tribute to Tatiana ... in song!== | ||
<center><youtube>yRYFKcMa_Ek</youtube></center> | |||
==The REAL reason Tatiana was killed== | |||
[[Image:Tatiana1.jpg|thumb|Damn! That Mexican food is fucking *HOT!*]] | |||
[[Image:Caketiger.jpg|thumb|In happier times.]] | |||
{{quote|The [[Furluminati|illuminati]] had to put Tatiana down. You see, she knew too much about [[jews|media control]]. She was just pointing out the other day that what is interesting to observe in media coverage is what is NOT ever reported. For example, Tatiana pointed out that no [[old media|mainstream media]] ever reported on Steven Jones' peer reviewed article regarding [[jews did wtc|9-11]]. "It does not matter who you think did it", she said, "what matters is that no one will report that there is even a controversy being discussed by a noted physicist. Even if another physicist disputed his conclusions, no one would report that either." | {{quote|The [[Furluminati|illuminati]] had to put Tatiana down. You see, she knew too much about [[jews|media control]]. She was just pointing out the other day that what is interesting to observe in media coverage is what is NOT ever reported. For example, Tatiana pointed out that no [[old media|mainstream media]] ever reported on Steven Jones' peer reviewed article regarding [[jews did wtc|9-11]]. "It does not matter who you think did it", she said, "what matters is that no one will report that there is even a controversy being discussed by a noted physicist. Even if another physicist disputed his conclusions, no one would report that either." | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | {{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Cat chow.jpg|[[pwnt]] | Image:Cat chow.jpg|[[pwnt]] | ||
Image: | Image:Tatiana_furryfag.jpg|The furry fags must be bawling their non-existent hearts out! | ||
Image:Tatiana with tony.jpg|Tatiana with friend Tony | Image:Tatiana with tony.jpg|Tatiana with friend Tony | ||
Image:Tigerden1.jpg|The actual [[OH EXPLOITABLE]] of the event taken from Wikipedia. No, [[srsly]]. This is what [[TOW]] has come to. | Image:Tigerden1.jpg|The actual [[OH EXPLOITABLE]] of the event taken from Wikipedia. No, [[srsly]]. This is what [[TOW]] has come to. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:Tatiana.jpeg | |||
Image:Page Image.jpg|How it all went down | |||
Image:Tatiana2.jpg|Kittenhood | |||
Image:Tigerden2.jpg|[[Lie|The furries are not so different from us. Perhaps we can live in peace after all.]] | Image:Tigerden2.jpg|[[Lie|The furries are not so different from us. Perhaps we can live in peace after all.]] | ||
Image:Tigerportal.jpg|[[portal|The cake is a lie!]] | Image:Tigerportal.jpg|[[portal|The cake is a lie!]] | ||
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Image:Tatianaliveson.jpg|The spirit of Tatiana lives on | Image:Tatianaliveson.jpg|The spirit of Tatiana lives on | ||
Image:Tatiana eats Lara.jpg|Tatiana [[vore|eats]] [[Tomb Raider|Lara Croft]] nom nom nom | Image:Tatiana eats Lara.jpg|Tatiana [[vore|eats]] [[Tomb Raider|Lara Croft]] nom nom nom | ||
Image:Tatianadeviant.jpg|Tatiana immemorialized by [[fag| | Image:Tatianadeviant.jpg|Tatiana immemorialized by [[fag|DeviantArt]] [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2008/12/26/BARV14VA0G.DTL&object=%2Fc%2Fpictures%2F2008%2F12%2F26%2Fmn-122508_tiger2_0499594327.jpg]. | ||
File:Gaytigers.jpg|Even gay tigers salute Tatiana | File:Gaytigers.jpg|Even gay tigers salute Tatiana | ||
</gallery> | </gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Carlos Sousa Jr]] | *[[Carlos Sousa Jr]] | ||
*[[Delicious Cake]] | *[[Delicious Cake]] | ||
*[[Harambe]] | |||
*[[Walter Palmer]] | |||
==External links== | |||
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatiana_(tiger) Sufficiently "notable" I guess] | |||
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigerair Tatiana Airlines] | |||
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8426541.stm Man eats tiger in protest.] | *[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8426541.stm Man eats tiger in protest.] | ||
*[ | *[https://www.foxnews.com/story/chimps-escape-attack-visitors Chimps Escape, Attack Visitors] | ||
*[http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/08/05/polar-bear-kills-one-injures-four-on-british-expedition-to-arctic/ Brave polar bear kills posh Etonian brat] | *[http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/08/05/polar-bear-kills-one-injures-four-on-british-expedition-to-arctic/ Brave polar bear kills posh Etonian brat] | ||
*[http://nypost.com/2016/04/15/tiger-whisperer-mauled-to-death-by-tiger/ A challenger appears] | |||
{{animals}} | {{animals}} | ||
{{anheroes}} | {{anheroes}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] |
Latest revision as of 07:32, 24 March 2022
Moar info: Carlos Sousa Jr.
—Leila K Dec 27, 2007 |
Tatiana was a beautiful four-year-old Siberian tiger who lived at the San Francisco Zoo. On Christmas Day, 2007, the fucking pigs shot her down mercilessly (just like they did with the black person) in a hail of bullets after some idiot teenagers were viciously assaulting her and she jumped out of her enclosure to defend herself.
Life after death
Posthumously, Tatiana has become an Internet superstar. In her first 24 hours on MySpace, she had acquired more than 118 MySpace Friends. TOW also deemed her sufficiently "notable" to merit an article.
Locals are currently flocking to the zoo to leave memorials to the late Tatiana, while snubbing the dead beaner.
A history of violence
Tatiana was born in Colorado. She was brought to the San Francisco Zoo in 2005 to provide another Siberian tiger with companionship. She soon attacked one of the zookeepers and destroyed most of her arm. The director of the zoo strongly favored destroying Tatiana, but a public outcry prevented the execution.
Tatiana's friends and relatives respond
Several of Tatiana's friends and relatives have come to her defense - or, in one case, their own! - in light of the many claims of her being the perpetrator of the incident that led to her demise.
—Tammany Tiger |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Tribute to Tatiana ... in song!
The REAL reason Tatiana was killed
—Craigslist, srsly wtf? |
Gallery
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The furry fags must be bawling their non-existent hearts out!
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Tatiana with friend Tony
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The actual OH EXPLOITABLE of the event taken from Wikipedia. No, srsly. This is what TOW has come to.
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How it all went down
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Kittenhood
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The spirit of Tatiana lives on
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Tatiana eats Lara Croft nom nom nom
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Tatiana immemorialized by DeviantArt [1].
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Even gay tigers salute Tatiana
See also
External links
- Sufficiently "notable" I guess
- Tatiana Airlines
- Man eats tiger in protest.
- Chimps Escape, Attack Visitors
- Brave polar bear kills posh Etonian brat
- A challenger appears