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{{quote|I am [[Sick fuck|sarcastic]], I will keep you on your toes, I am honest but politely so, I am stubborn but can admit when I'm wrong, and I like meeting new [[furfags|people]]. If you talk to me, I can talk about [[dicks|anything]] and [[Goatse|everything]]. I am very [[gay|open-minded]], and I don't judge. I have been alot of [[Basement|places]] and seen alot of people, and I don't mind [[Bestiality|doing]] more of either.}} | {{quote|I am [[Sick fuck|sarcastic]], I will keep you on your toes, I am honest but politely so, I am stubborn but can admit when I'm wrong, and I like meeting new [[furfags|people]]. If you talk to me, I can talk about [[dicks|anything]] and [[Goatse|everything]]. I am very [[gay|open-minded]], and I don't judge. I have been alot of [[Basement|places]] and seen alot of people, and I don't mind [[Bestiality|doing]] more of either.}} | ||
[[File:DaveReynolds.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The [[faggot|man]] himself]] | [[File:DaveReynolds.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The [[faggot|man]] himself]] | ||
Dave Reynolds is a moderator on a number of websites where the [[gay|fine]] [[faggots|citizens]] of the internet socialize about their favorite [[Bad Dragon|things]] and [[masturbating|pasttimes]]. Armed with a [[bullshit|psychology degree]] , he [[USI|believes]] himself to be capable justly [[nazi|ruling]] the users of his services and [[banned|protecting]] them from [[racism|evil.]] | |||
Dave also believes himself to be a sort of IT superhero, and is registered for a number of forums regarding computers and gaming. He most actively posts on [[Reddit]] however, where he even has a small essay written about why resetting your modem is the smart thing to do - typical for someone who has never made it past helpdesk. | |||
He also claims to be a [[troll|troll]] as his [[Forever Alone|friends]] can't tell what color his eyes are. This is either due to the fact that they are blind, or that he spent too much time during his decade hiatus from being a functional member of society at Home Depot sniffing adhesives and paint products then [[marijuana|baking]] away in the Arizona Desert. | |||
[[File:mlg dave.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Does this need any words?]] | |||
==E621== | ==E621== | ||
Though Dave is affiliated with the site, his duties for it aren't important. What should be noted is that his [[fursona|fursona]], Dave the Pangolin, has artwork on the site. The wannabe armadillo shares many features with the [[fucktard|man himself]], including but not limited to glasses, eye shape, hair color, 'extra padding', subpar penis, pedosmile, and likely the backpack in which he carries the camera gear for [[16 year old girls|recording sluts]] using Bad Dragon products. | |||
==Bad Dragon== | ==Bad Dragon== | ||
[[File:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Average Bad Dragon [[Sick fuck|customer]]]] | [[File:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Average Bad Dragon [[Sick fuck|customer]]]] | ||
Dave was brought onto the moderation team for Bad Dragon's forums in October of 2014, only a few months after joining. This would imply that, as usual, furries are less concerned with legitimate qualifications and more [[gay sex|helping out their friends.]] | |||
==F-List== | ==F-List== | ||
Because moderating other places where his oppressive tendencies can be put to full use battling the evil [[trolls|villains]] of the internet, he took over the head admin position of F-list sometime in 2014. He shows a [[White Knighting|special bias]] towards [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome| female]] users - as much as a pink name denotes someone being female in real life and not just playing one on the internet for fun - and is very quick to bring the maximum [[ban|punishment]] for users who don't [[blowjob|listen]] to him. Given that F-list is owned by a legitimate [[bullshit|company]] he is paid to watch people have cybersex. If his OkCupid profile is any indicator, it is certainly not the worst paying job and surely has many fringe [[buttsecks|benefits]]. | |||
==Current Status== | ==Current Status== | ||
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*[[Furry]] | *[[Furry]] | ||
*[[E621]] | *[[E621]] | ||
=External Links= | =External Links= | ||
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/EDFDarkAngel1?cf His okcupid] | *[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/EDFDarkAngel1?cf His okcupid] | ||
*[https://www.f-list.net/c/dave%20the%20pangolin F-List] | *[https://www.f-list.net/c/dave%20the%20pangolin F-List] | ||
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*[https://www.facebook.com/EDFDarkAngel1 Facebook] | *[https://www.facebook.com/EDFDarkAngel1 Facebook] | ||
*[https://twitter.com/DarkAngel_Dave Twitter] | *[https://twitter.com/DarkAngel_Dave Twitter] | ||
*[https://www.reddit.com/user/EDFDarkAngel1 Reddit] | |||
*[http://edfdarkangel1.deviantart.com/ DeviantART] | |||
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Dave Reynolds is a moderator on a number of websites where the fine citizens of the internet socialize about their favorite things and pasttimes. Armed with a psychology degree , he believes himself to be capable justly ruling the users of his services and protecting them from evil.
Dave also believes himself to be a sort of IT superhero, and is registered for a number of forums regarding computers and gaming. He most actively posts on Reddit however, where he even has a small essay written about why resetting your modem is the smart thing to do - typical for someone who has never made it past helpdesk.
He also claims to be a troll as his friends can't tell what color his eyes are. This is either due to the fact that they are blind, or that he spent too much time during his decade hiatus from being a functional member of society at Home Depot sniffing adhesives and paint products then baking away in the Arizona Desert.
E621
Though Dave is affiliated with the site, his duties for it aren't important. What should be noted is that his fursona, Dave the Pangolin, has artwork on the site. The wannabe armadillo shares many features with the man himself, including but not limited to glasses, eye shape, hair color, 'extra padding', subpar penis, pedosmile, and likely the backpack in which he carries the camera gear for recording sluts using Bad Dragon products.
Bad Dragon
Dave was brought onto the moderation team for Bad Dragon's forums in October of 2014, only a few months after joining. This would imply that, as usual, furries are less concerned with legitimate qualifications and more helping out their friends.
F-List
Because moderating other places where his oppressive tendencies can be put to full use battling the evil villains of the internet, he took over the head admin position of F-list sometime in 2014. He shows a special bias towards female users - as much as a pink name denotes someone being female in real life and not just playing one on the internet for fun - and is very quick to bring the maximum punishment for users who don't listen to him. Given that F-list is owned by a legitimate company he is paid to watch people have cybersex. If his OkCupid profile is any indicator, it is certainly not the worst paying job and surely has many fringe benefits.
Current Status
Head admin of F-List, a furfag and weeaboo roleplay site. He also helps run a place that makes dragon dicks for said users when he's not fapping to shit on E621.
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