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**Yet another terrible [[Star Wars]] film is announced, this time directed by a [[feminist]], as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.
**Yet another terrible [[Star Wars]] film is announced, this time directed by a [[feminist]], as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.


*9th - [[Game Theory]] announces his retirement. Thank God.
*9th - [[Game Theory|MatPat]] announces his retirement. Thank God.


*12th
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** [[Doge]] dies. No wow anymore.
** [[Doge]] dies. No wow anymore.
** Around 11 (suspected to be from 160 to 2,000) [[Niggers tongue my anus|Niggers]] [[Wikipedia:2024 Enga landslide|die in a landslide]] in [[Guinea Pig|Papua New Guinea]], 17 are non-fatally injured and 2,500+ are still missing.
** Around 11 (suspected to be from 160 to 2,000) [[Niggers tongue my anus|Niggers]] [[Wikipedia:2024 Enga landslide|die in a landslide]] in [[Guinea Pig|Papua New Guinea]], 17 are non-fatally injured and 2,500+ are still missing.
*30th - [[The Donald]] is found guilty on [[34]] counts.
*30th - [[The Donald]] is found guilty on [[34]] counts. Search up "Donald Trump Rule 34" for more information.


==June==
==June==
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**  [[The New Norm]] releases, causing massive butthurt and lulz.
**  [[The New Norm]] releases, causing massive butthurt and lulz.
*26th - [[Retards|Some officers of the military]] in Bolivia tried to overthrow the government via a [[Moonspeak|coup d'état]], [[Epic fail|and it fucking failed]], need to learn from [[Augusto Pinochet|el tata]] next time.
*26th - [[Retards|Some officers of the military]] in Bolivia tried to overthrow the government via a [[Moonspeak|coup d'état]], [[Epic fail|and it fucking failed]], need to learn from [[Augusto Pinochet|el tata]] next time.
*29th - [[Xiaro]], a [[spic]] youtuber from Costa Rica, is doxxed for being a [[Pedobear|Pedophile]]. Average day on a Jewtuber's life, folks.
*30th - [[Boogie2988]] parodies [[Andrew Tate]] to promote [[Cryptocurrency|Shitcoin]] (GONE WRONG).
*30th - [[Boogie2988]] parodies [[Andrew Tate]] to promote [[Cryptocurrency|Shitcoin]] (GONE WRONG).


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*7th
*7th
**[[Nikocado Avocado]] is no longer fat.
**[[Nikocado Avocado]] is no longer fat.
**Joseph [[William Atchison|Couch]] attempting a [[high score]] and pick up an [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] shot civilians in passing cars at Interstate 75 in Kentucky, hitting twelve cars and [[Fail|seriously injuring five people]], [[Robert Card|led to the manhunt]]
**[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]] goes for the [[high score]] by picking up an [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] and shooting civilians in passing cars on Interstate 75 in Kentucky, hitting twelve cars and [[Fail|seriously injuring five people]], [[Robert Card|leading to a manhunt]].
*9th
*9th
**[[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones]] dies.
**[[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones]] dies.
**[[Sony]] announces the [[PlayStation 5 Pro]], to much hate.
**[[Sony]] announces the [[PlayStation 5 Pro]], to much hate.
*11th - [[Joe Biden|Today, I'm doing 9/11]].
*12th - [[Flappy Bird]] is back, now with [[Gambling|lootboxes]].
*12th - [[Flappy Bird]] is back, now with [[Gambling|lootboxes]].
*15th - [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] almost gets assassinated again after [[Ryan Routh|another would-be assassin]] brings an [[Assault Rifle|AK-47]] to his [[Florida]] golf course, but this time there were no kills or injuries and the sniper was [[V&|arrested]].
*15th  
*17th - [[Israel]] hacks pagers and walkie-talkies from [[Lebanon]] to make them explosive.
** Synnibear03 is outed as a fucking [[Sick fuck|pedophile]] for sexting 14 year old and stepping away from all of social medias
** [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] almost gets assassinated again after [[Ryan Routh|another would-be assassin]] brings an [[Assault Rifle|AK-47]] to his [[Florida]] golf course, but this time there were no kills or injuries and the sniper was [[V&|arrested]].
*17th
** [[Israel]] hacks pagers and walkie-talkies from [[Lebanon]] to make them explosive.
** A [[Portugal|portu geese]] [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|12-year-old boy]] goes to the [[High score]], using a knife and a ballistic vest, wounding 6 NPCs before being V&.
** In Mali, unknown gunmen went amok on a school and kill [[Epic win|80]] people.  
*18th
*18th
**Joseph Couch, the man behind the previously-mentioned Interstate 75 Kentucky shooting, is found an heroed by couple livestreamer.
**[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]], the man behind the previously mentioned Interstate 75 Kentucky shooting, is found an heroed by a livestreamer couple.
**[[Nintendo]] files a [[lolsuit]] against Palworld.
**[[Nintendo]] files a [[lolsuit]] against Palworld.
**DanTDM slams MrBeast's [[Lunchly|collaboration]] with KSI and Logan Paul for selling unnecessary food and drink to [[13-year-old boy]]s. KSI and Logan Paul flip the shit out but MrBeast doesn't take it too hard.
**DanTDM slams MrBeast's [[Lunchly|collaboration]] with KSI and Logan Paul for selling unnecessary food and drink to [[13-year-old boy]]s. KSI and Logan Paul flip the shit out but MrBeast doesn't take it too hard.
*20th - Ibrahim Aqil gets killed by the Israeli Air Force.
*20th - Ibrahim Aqil gets killed by the Israeli Air Force.
*21st - Smash Bandicoot ([[Powerword]]: Mohamed Hesham) [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U1-mDh7X27QG8uHyXFXeyVmSUObHOCxrUvjWZLNuFVs/edit gets doxed by his toilet].
*22nd - [[YouTube]] announces "The Paused Experience" where fucking ads will play when the video you are watching is paused making more [[PROFIT]] cause they obviously need more money for their shit ass business.
*27th
**Hassan Nasrallah gets killed by the Israeli Air Force.
**Godot's community manager goes rogue and decides to block everyone who isn't woke enough.
*28th
**YouTube has a licensing issue with SESAC, resulting in massive butthurt and thousands of overrated shitty music videos getting blocked.
**Iran launches missiles at Israel. [[Twatter]] users applaud and are glad the [[Jews]] are getting their karma.
==October==
*1st
** [[Nintendo]] shuts down Ryujinx. No more [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]] emulators.
** Switzerland: A [[china|chink]] wounds 3 infants on a nursery school entrance and gets V&.
*4th
**[[Joker (Movie)|Joker]] 2 flops, can't even walk down the staircase.
**The encyclopediadramatica.win domain gets seized by [[Cloudflare]], and peace between the staff of .win and edramatica.com is (mostly) established.
*7th - 1-year anniversary of the [[Gaza War]]. Looks like kikes still can't find other kikes.
*8th - Brazil unbans Twitter.
*9th
**[[Scooby-Doo#Velma|Velma (2023)]] gets canceled.
**[[Nintendo]] releases a $100 alarm clock.
*10th
** The [[Internet Archive]] suffers a massive data breach.
** [[Israel|Kikeland]] bombs another school in Palestine, killing 28 people.
*13th - Another massive data breach, this time directed at [[Pokémon|Game Freak]].
*16th
**[[Seriously|Twitter lets people you've blocked see your posts]].
**[[One Direction|Liam Payne]] dies.
*17th
** Israel kills Yahya Sinwar.
** Again [[Israel|Kikeland]] bombs another school in Palestine and kills 28, like the 10th October.
*18th - A 14-year-old boy frags 3 people at his school before becoming [[an hero]] in [[Brazil]].
*20th - Unknown killed 1 and wounded 5 NPCs in Albany, Georgia, [[USA|Murica]] before escaping.
*25th - Some building in [[Spain]] collapses and 3 people died.
*29th - Again in Spain, <s>50</s> no, <s>95</s>, fuck, <s>150</s>... <span class="blink">'''217'''</span> people death and 89 people disappeared after a flash flood in some random stream in the south of Valencia City. And all cuz the government who refused to put alarms on people's phones because they were "expensive".It's moar than a week and this natural [[Lulz|disaster]] is still [[Shit nobody cares about|relevant]] on the news.
*31st
** <big><span class="blink" style="color:#FF6800;font-weight:bold;">{{glow|IT'S HALLOWEEN, AGAIN!!!!}}</span></big>
** Yet another ruined Halloween party in the USA. This time in Orlando, Florida with 2 kills and 6 wounded. '''Happy Halloween'''
==November==
*1st
**[[NNN]] began.
**[[Wikipedia:Peanut (squirrel)|Peanut the Squirrel]] was getting seized and killed by [[PETA|NYSDEC]].
*3rd - After the Valencia floods, king <s>Felipe</s> Phillip VI and his wife, the queen, are received by the locals with flying dirt. Meanwhile the [[Commie|president]] Pedro Sanchez is also received by flying dirt and also [[Lulz|being shoveled in the back by some random butthurt anticommies]]
*5th
** [[The Donald]] becomes the second president to serve non-consecutive terms, 132 years after Grover Cleveland became the first.
** [[Shit nobody cares about|Equatoguinean vice-president]] [[TL;DR|Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue]] warned about politicians [[Epic win|having sex in their offices]]. Obviously [[False|normal straight sex]]. He also warned that they are going to [[V&|face charges]] if they [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it again.]]
*7th - [[Wikipedia:November 2024 Amsterdam attack|2024 Amsterdam Anti-kike revolution]]; some [[huh|Ajax]] hooligans pissed off about playing a match vs [[Kike|Maccabi Tel-Aviv]], began mobbing around the city.


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==See Also==

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January

  • 3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani at Kerman, Iran.
  • 4th
    • Another transgender shooter, Dylan Butler, shoots up an Iowa school.
    • Yet another terrible Star Wars film is announced, this time directed by a feminist, as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.
  • 9th - MatPat announces his retirement. Thank God.
  • 15th
    • Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump Chris Hansen and Batman wannabe MamaMax.
    • Due to having blind confidence in leaks, over 1 million Chinese Genshin Impact fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.
  • 21st - Random Nigger Romeo Nance decides to shoot his family instead of a Basketball for once, pwns 8 noobs.
  • 29th - YouTuber Doktor Skipper would an hero his own career by uploading a video essentially shitting on nearly every Godzilla film with your average fandom tard rage damaging his reputation.

February

March

  • 1st - Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball Z has died at the ripe old age of 68 from a blood clot, 1 month before he turned 69.
  • 2nd - Backyardigans creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.
  • 6th - Rooster Teeth begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of weeaboos and oldfags subhuman meat calculators alike.
  • 11th - The Noise Campaign in Pizza Tower is released. Fucking hit Peppino 100 times quickly or beat the fucking game to get him.
  • 12th
    • Alex Kister is revealed to have been a pedophile and gets his ass canceled.
    • StoneToss is doxed and exposed as a Jew.
  • 13th - Ricky Berwick gets involved in Twitter drama after offending troons as well as supporting Israel.
  • 22nd - ISIL blows up a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551. The perpetrators later get v& and tortured by the Federal Security Service.
  • 26th - Azns go Pearl Harbor on the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore.
  • 28th - 45 people die in South Africa when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
  • 30th - Controversy goes on Twatter about if trans men can date lesbians. No, they fucking can't.

April

May

June

July

August

  • 8th - Ukraine invades Russia again! (Fuck Donbas, we must invade Kursk!)
  • 9th - Susan Wojcicki dies of cancer at the age of 56. (You can't blame her because she's dead!)
  • 12th - Soyjak.party gets temporarily suspended by Namecheap.
  • 16th
    • Valve decides to end TF2's wokeness by removing the pride flags from the Desk Engineer.
    • Ukrainian forces destroy a bridge over the Seim River in Kursk Oblast.
    • Some retard decided to fuck up Encyclopedia Dramatica by creating yet another shitty attack article called "Icewillow9", with the braindead admins refusing to baleet the article, completely destroying what was left of ED's reputation. ((the preceding comment was brought to you by icewillow9) ED doesn't negotiate with terrorists)
  • 18th
    • EWU releases bodycam footage of Chris-chan, revealing that the police somehow didn't know about him beforehand.
    • A second bridge is destroyed by Ukraine in Kursk Oblast.
  • 20th
    • Ukraine accomplishes their goal of destroying every bridge in Kursk Oblast.
    • FurAffinity gets hacked. All links to the site now redirect to Kiwi Farms.
  • 21st - Nimbus the dog dies from a coyote attack because he was left outside.
  • 22nd - .gay goes down for two days before being revived as edramatica.com.
  • 23rd - Sony's biggest flop, and probably the biggest flop in vidya history, Concord, releases.
  • 26th - Telegram founder Pavel Durov gets v& in France.
  • 28th - Jewgle and Tel Aviv University release an AI that simulates Doom.
  • 30th - Fatman Scoop dies at the age of 53.

September

October

  • 1st
    • Nintendo shuts down Ryujinx. No more Switch emulators.
    • Switzerland: A chink wounds 3 infants on a nursery school entrance and gets V&.
  • 4th
    • Joker 2 flops, can't even walk down the staircase.
    • The encyclopediadramatica.win domain gets seized by Cloudflare, and peace between the staff of .win and edramatica.com is (mostly) established.
  • 7th - 1-year anniversary of the Gaza War. Looks like kikes still can't find other kikes.
  • 8th - Brazil unbans Twitter.
  • 9th
  • 10th
  • 13th - Another massive data breach, this time directed at Game Freak.
  • 16th
  • 17th
    • Israel kills Yahya Sinwar.
    • Again Kikeland bombs another school in Palestine and kills 28, like the 10th October.
  • 18th - A 14-year-old boy frags 3 people at his school before becoming an hero in Brazil.
  • 20th - Unknown killed 1 and wounded 5 NPCs in Albany, Georgia, Murica before escaping.
  • 25th - Some building in Spain collapses and 3 people died.
  • 29th - Again in Spain, 50 no, 95, fuck, 150... 217 people death and 89 people disappeared after a flash flood in some random stream in the south of Valencia City. And all cuz the government who refused to put alarms on people's phones because they were "expensive".It's moar than a week and this natural disaster is still relevant on the news.
  • 31st
    • IT'S HALLOWEEN, AGAIN!!!!
    • Yet another ruined Halloween party in the USA. This time in Orlando, Florida with 2 kills and 6 wounded. Happy Halloween

November

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