Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Halle synagogue shooting: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
← Older edit
imported>Paul in the Mall
No edit summary
 
(34 intermediate revisions by 10 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{offended}}
{{offended}}
{{jewoffended}}
{{FED}}
{{FED}}


Line 13: Line 14:
{{ib|[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|250px]]}}
{{ib|[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Stephan Balliet'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Stephan Balliet'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 10, [[1990s|1992]] ({{age|1992|1|10}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Germany|Kraut]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Germany|Kraut]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagGermany.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 killed, 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 killed, 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope]].}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope]].}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]]}}
{{Ibend}}<!--
{{Ibend}}<!--
-->
-->
In the final months of [[2019]], after the epic crusade of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[John Earnest|his]] [[Patrick Crusius|disciples]] [[Philip Manshaus|who followed]], a new hope appears over the horizon of [[Europe|Evropa]]… of ZE name '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} (aka '''Door Cuck''', '''Jüdischeholztürcuck''' and '''Anon''') a round-headed Nazi [[weeaboo]] who on the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur became the 4th disciple of [[Saint Tarrant]] and tried to get the [[High Score]] by shooting up his local [[ZOG]] (a synagogue) in Halle, Germany. Unlike most other Tarrant copycats, the retard actually managed to livestream his shooting, however, the audience of what was supposed to be a show of lulzy proportions were heavily disappointed as our little Saviour of the White Race failed to open the wooden door of the synagogue, killed one of his own people before driving to a Turkish kebab shop out of shame and killing a random customer using shitty 3D printed guns that barely worked before getting shot in the neck (which he survived) and v& by [[Police|Polizei]]. What a [[failure]]. Oh, did we mention he still lived with his [[Mother|Mutter]]? Lol.
In the final months of [[2019]], after the epic crusade of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[John Earnest|his]] [[Patrick Crusius|disciples]] [[Philip Manshaus|who followed]], a new hope appears over the horizon of [[Europe|Evropa]]… of ze name '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} (aka '''Door Cuck''', '''Jüdischeholztürcuck''' and '''Anon''') a round-headed [[Nazi]] [[weeaboo]] who on the [[Jewish]] holiday of Yom Kippur tried to get the [[High Score]] by shooting up his local [[ZOG]] branch (a synagogue) in Halle, Germany.  
 
Unlike most other Tarrant copycats, he actually managed to livestream his “shooting”, however, the audience of what was supposed to be a show of [[lulz|lulzy]] proportions were heavily disappointed as our little Saviour of the [[White Devils|White Race]] failed to open the wooden door of the synagogue, killed one of his own people before driving to a Turkish kebab shop out of shame and killing a random customer using shitty 3D printed [[guns]] that barely worked before getting shot in the neck (which he unfortunately survived) and being [[v&|arrested]] by [[Police|Polizei]]. What a [[failure]]. Oh, did we mention he still lived with his [[Mother|Mutter]]? Lol.


== Backround ==
== Backround ==
[[File:StephanBallietat12.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Stephan as a young kinder. You may think from the medal and certificate, that this kid is smart, not the case.]]
[[File:StephanBallietat12.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Stephan as a young kinder. You may think from the medal and certificate, that this kid is smart, not the case.]]
Before snapping, Stephan was just like any other [[manlet]], he had an unhealthy obsession with [[Anime|anime girls]] and was a true patriot to /a/. Apparently, he worked for the German Armed Forces, and there he was taught [[Guns|"how 2 gunz"]].  
Before snapping, Stephan was just like any other [[manlet]], he had an unhealthy obsession with [[Anime|anime girls]] and was a true patriot to /a/. Apparently, he worked for the German Armed Forces, and there he was taught [[Guns|"how 2 gunz"]].  


So what happened? What made this manlet snap? The simplest answer here is that he read a little too much Tarrant and wanted to be just like him. Unfortunately for him, krauts can't succeed in doing shit (except for that [[Adolf Hitler|one guy]]), and Stephan, [[Retardation|being cursed a Kraut at birth]], never got his plan of being an elite white nationalist race warrior to come to fruition.
So what happened? What made this [[manlet]] snap? The simplest answer here is that he read a little too much Tarrant and wanted to be just like him. Unfortunately for him, krauts can't succeed in doing shit (except for that [[Adolf Hitler|one guy]]), and Stephan, [[Retardation|being cursed a Kraut at birth]], never got his plan of being an elite [[white nationalist]] race warrior to come to fruition.


Living in [[Germany|Krautland]], Stephan knew he couldn't get guns the easy way, so he concluded to make some 3D guns which are usually more reliable than you'd expect. But... the problem was not the guns but him, he was too retarded to assemble them properly, meaning that 80% of the time, his Jew Remover 9000 would jam and not fire. He posted his final manifesto, images and livestream linked to some random imageboard that nobody cared about called [[????|Meguca]], which was subsequently closed after his shitty "attack". (oh yeah he made some shitty bombs that would go on to do fuck all lol)
Living in [[Germany|Krautland]], Stephan knew he couldn't get guns the easy way, so he concluded to make them himself using recipes which are usually more reliable than you'd expect, however the problem was not the guns but him, he was too retarded to assemble them properly, meaning that 80% of the time, his Jew Remover 9000 would jam and not fire. Alongside his “guns”, he manafactuated some overglorified firecrackers in attempt to pass them off as [[bomb|grenades]], these would also go on to do nothing of value. He posted his manifesto, images and livestream linked to some completely unknown imageboard that nobody cared about called [[????|Meguca]], which was subsequently closed after his shitty "attack".


=== Ze Manifesto ===
=== Ze Manifesto ===
Since he's retarded and posted his manifesto on some imageboard nobody cared about and didn’t choose [[8chan]], parts of this manifesto was temporarily lost, however our top team of [[Expert|experts]] here at ED were able to find it!
Since he's retarded and posted his manifesto on some imageboard nobody cared about and didn’t choose [[8chan]], parts of this manifesto was temporarily lost, however our top team of [[Expert|experts]] here at ED were able to find it!


'''WARNING: ITS EDGY AND CONTAINS ANIME''' (scroll to see the full docs)
{{notice|The PDF viewer doesn't work. Click the PDF icons or the links to read the manifesto!}}
 
<center>
<gallery>
File:DoKumentation.pdf|[[Media:DoKumentation.pdf|DoKumentation]]
File:READ THIS FIRST.pdf|[[Media:READ THIS FIRST.pdf|READ THIS FIRST]]
File:マニフェスト.pdf|[[Media:マニフェスト.pdf|マニフェスト]]
</gallery>
</center>
 
'''WARNING: ITS EDGY AND CONTAINS ANIME''' <s>(scroll to see the full docs)</s>
<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:DoKumentation.pdf</pdf></center>
<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:DoKumentation.pdf</pdf></center>
<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:READ THIS FIRST.pdf</pdf></center>
<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:READ THIS FIRST.pdf</pdf></center>
Line 39: Line 56:


== Ze Shooting ==
== Ze Shooting ==
{{Notice|[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/k08kcbbu.mp4 Watch the stream here!] [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ay73byxm.mp4 And here's it translated but in lower quality.]}}
{{Notice|[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/k08kcbbu.mp4 Watch the stream here!] [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ay73byxm.mp4 And here's it translated but in lower quality.]}}


Line 45: Line 63:
The livestream begins and we get a shot of his camera just pointing downwards to the crusty interior of his car, whilst he proceeds to do fucking nothing for 4 minutes until finally picking up the camera and introduces himself. He then proceeds to do fucking nothing for a little longer until finally beginning his journey to the local ZOG whilst blasting [[Mr. Bond]] through the radio.
The livestream begins and we get a shot of his camera just pointing downwards to the crusty interior of his car, whilst he proceeds to do fucking nothing for 4 minutes until finally picking up the camera and introduces himself. He then proceeds to do fucking nothing for a little longer until finally beginning his journey to the local ZOG whilst blasting [[Mr. Bond]] through the radio.


He arrives at the 'gogue and with his "guns" and attempts to open the wooden door before realizing its locked. He pushes, kicks and shoots the door whilst shouting "Fack!" and "Scheiße!" like a 12-year old losing at [[Counter-Strike]]. Realizing his physical strength is not a match for the wooden door, he whips out his shitty explosives and tries to bust it open, which doesn't work. Because Stephan is being loud as fuck, an old white German granny carrying a bottle of [[Mountain Dew]] ([[gamer]] approved!™) in her bag walks by and [[trolls]] him about the loud noise he is making, Stephan responds by fumbling with his shitty "gun" and shooting her which causes a bunch of dust to spew from the "gun". After trying the door again, he walks up to the granny's body and shoots it again for some fucking reason, wasting ammo and also shooting his own car tire in the process. LOL! Keep in mind, the jews inside of the synagogue are watching all this occur from the CCTV, probably [[Rofl|rofling]] at his incompetence.  
He arrives at the 'gogue and with his "guns" and attempts to open the wooden door before realizing its locked. He pushes, kicks and shoots the door whilst shouting "Fack!" and "Scheiße!" like a 12-year old losing at [[Counter-Strike]]. Realizing his physical strength is not a match for the wooden door, he whips out his shitty explosives and tries to bust it open, which doesn't work. Because Stephan is being loud as fuck, an old white German granny carrying a bottle of [[Mountain Dew]] ([[gamer]] approved!™) in her bag walks by and [[trolls]] him about the loud noise he is making, Stephan responds by fumbling with his shitty "gun" and shooting her which causes a bunch of dust to spew from the "gun".


Stephan then stumbles around to a different pathway to the synagogue (which leads to MORE LOCKED DOORS LOL) before going back to the street and shooting the same wooden doors with his "shotgun" whichs fails again. A random car drives past which he shoots at for no fucking reason. Realizing he has been [[cucked]] by a wooden door, he drives away in shame to a Turkish kebab shop, he throws a shitty bomb into the shop which kills a random customer. He goes in and fails to shoot anybody as they all run into the backroom, he shoots a crying employee in the head which didn't even kill the guy. He leaves and gets into his car which he cant even drive cause of his fucked tire, gets shot in the neck by police, discards the camera on the side of the road, running for it before getting [[v&]]. He will forever be known as '''Door Cuck'''. What an absolute [[failure]].
After trying the door again, he walks up to the granny's body and shoots it again for some fucking reason, wasting ammo and also shooting his own car tire in the process. LOL! Keep in mind, the jews inside of the synagogue are watching all this occur from the CCTV, probably [[Rofl|rofling]] at his incompetence.
 
Stephan then stumbles around to a different pathway to the synagogue (which leads to MORE LOCKED DOORS LOL) before going back to the street and shooting the same wooden doors with his "shotgun" whichs fails again. A random car drives past which he shoots at for no fucking reason. Realizing he has been [[cucked]] by a wooden door, he drives away in shame to a Turkish kebab shop, he throws a shitty bomb into the shop which kills a random customer.  
 
He goes in and fails to shoot anybody as they all run into the backroom, he shoots a crying employee in the head which didn't even kill the guy. He leaves and gets into his car which he cant even drive cause of his fucked tire, gets shot in the neck by police, discards the camera on the side of the road, running for it before getting [[v&]]. He will forever be known as '''Door Cuck'''. What an absolute [[failure]].


== Loadout ==
== Loadout ==


<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
Line 61: Line 84:
[[Image:GTA4IconsThompsonM1A1.png|center|140px]]
[[Image:GTA4IconsThompsonM1A1.png|center|140px]]
|
|
*Armed forces experience, sight, jams 80% of the time and DUST SPEWING TECHNOLOGY
*Armed forces experience, sight, jams 80% of the time and included with dust-spewing technology. '''13 Damage'''
|-
|-
|
|
Line 67: Line 90:
[[Image:GTA4Iconsaa12Shotgun.png|center|140px]]
[[Image:GTA4Iconsaa12Shotgun.png|center|140px]]
|
|
*Jams slightly less and even more DUST SPEWING TECHNOLOGY
*Much more reliable and simple than the Luty, yet he still managed to fumble it. '''20 Damage'''
|-
|
*'''Tersiary''': Single shot .38 special pistol
[[File:GTA4revolver.png|400px|center|80px]]
|
*He used this weapon to shoot someone in the head, which didn't work since he had to use the shotgun 3 times.'''1 Damage'''
|-
|-
|
|
Line 73: Line 102:
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]]
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]]
|
|
*Invisible against police helicopters. (Temporary)
*Took ages for police to catch up to him. '''Invisible to police helicopters (Temporary)'''
|-
|-
|
|
*'''Spell''': Nazi
*'''Spell''': Nazi
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
|*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
|
*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
|-
|}
|}
</center>


== Graded Score ==
== Graded Score ==
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
{{GradedScore|2|Two of his own people|0|Too bad for his guns!|2|[[Brenton Tarrant]] wannabe and inspired [[Payton Gendron]] to stream it, got cucked by a door|3|Basically forgotten in Germany and for some shit imageboard no one knows about.|12|[[Adolf Hitler|Sieg Heil’d]] in court, tried to escape prison twice|19|F|DOOR CUCK}}
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
|-
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kills:
|2/20 ''Two of his own people''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|0/20 ''Too bad for his guns!'' <br />
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|2/20 ''[[Brenton Tarrant]] wannabe and inspired [[Payton Gendron]] to stream it, got cucked by a door''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|2.5/20 ''Basically forgotten in Germany and for some shit imageboard no one knows about.''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|12/20 ''Pulled a Breivik in court and tried to escape''<br />
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 19/100 ('''F''')</big>
|}
 
<center>'''DOOR CUCK'''</center>
 
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>


{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]] [[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]] [[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:BND Logo.svg.png|128px]]|customdesc=Bundesnachrichtendienst}}
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]] [[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]] [[File:Wantedstar.png|40px|link=]]|custompic=[[File:BND Logo.svg.png|128px]]|customdesc=Bundesnachrichtendienst}}
Line 130: Line 136:
File:BallietMugshot.jpg|Mugshot of Stephan
File:BallietMugshot.jpg|Mugshot of Stephan
File:StephanCourt.jpeg|Stephan in court
File:StephanCourt.jpeg|Stephan in court
File:17260582234948287.jpg
File:17260664910788548.jpg
</gallery>
</gallery>
|}}
|}}
Line 142: Line 150:
file:StepehenYNAK.jpeg|You need a key, retard.
file:StepehenYNAK.jpeg|You need a key, retard.
file:HalleGrannyAnime.png
file:HalleGrannyAnime.png
File:True and honest doom.png
File:BallietFAIL.gif
File:BallietFAIL.gif
File:AnimatioBalliet.png
File:BallietBOOM.mp4
</gallery>
</gallery>
|}}
|}}


== See also ==
== See Also ==
*[[White Nationalism]] - Him.
*[[White Nationalism]] - What he stands for.
*[[Germany]] - Where he lives.
*[[Germany]] - Where he lives.
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]] - An inspiration and a much better example of a shooting.
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]] - One of his inspirations and a much better example of what Europe has to offer.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Also his inspiration.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His other inspiration.
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Drunk guy who got a better high score.
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Drunk guy who got a better score by shooting up a spic-infested Walmart.
*[[Philip Manshaus]] - Breivik’s failson who somehow did even worse than Doorcuck.
*[[Philip Manshaus]] - Breivik's failson who somehow did even worse than Door Cuck.
*[[John Earnest]] - Got a lower score, but somehow less embarrassing.
*[[John Earnest]] - Got a lower score, but was somehow less embarrassing.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Stephan inspired this fedpost to stream his attack, and wrote his name on his guns.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Stephan inspired this fedpost to stream his attack and write his name on his guns.
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - Shot up a mosque.  
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - Shot up a mosque.  
*[[William Atchison]] - Another failure who got cucked by an inanimate object.
*[[William Atchison]] - Another failure who got cucked by an inanimate object.
*[[Robert Bowers]] - Shot up a synagogue succesfully, unlike Door cuck.
*[[Robert Bowers]] - Shot up a synagogue successfully, unlike Door Cuck.
*[[Nino Luciano]] - Also kills old ladies.
 
==External Links==
*{{wikilink|Halle_synagogue_shooting|Wikipedia article}}
*'''[https://3speak.tv/watch?v=fatalforceanon/owgxqwix The full livestream]'''
*{{WPD|h/other/post/70703/livestreamed-mass-attacks|Higher quality version}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/13984/germany-halle-synagogue-shooting-stephan-balliet|Livestream with English subtitles}}
*{{archive|FXYBh#selection-25687.1-25717.7|Meguca imageboard thread}}
*'''[https://mega.nz/file/FK02iDxB#N0-PaLa02tAPGD5WflApD_9jV5iucVXn3nKuzUrcbFc Full upload (Mega)]'''
**{{archiveorg|fullupload.7z|Archive.org copy (.7z)}}
**{{archiveorg|stephen-balliet-manifesto|Archive.org copy (login required)}}


{{High Scores}}
{{High Scores}}
Line 167: Line 189:
[[Category:Nazis]]
[[Category:Nazis]]
[[Category:2019]]
[[Category:2019]]
==External links==
'''[https://3speak.tv/watch?v=fatalforceanon/owgxqwix The livestream]'''
'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/other/post/70703/livestreamed-mass-attacks Higher quality]'''
'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/13984/germany-halle-synagogue-shooting-stephan-balliet Translated version]'''

Latest revision as of 00:04, 18 November 2024

Offended?

If you have been offended by "Halle synagogue shooting",
please click here and slowly scroll down to the bottom of the page.
Oy Vey!

Is Halle synagogue shooting not kosher enough?
Click here and let G-d know how much of a bad goy this article's author is.
Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity
Does this page cross the line?
If you believe Halle synagogue shooting violates Federal Law, please click here to report it immediately!
The FBI has offices around the world and can be contacted around the clock, every day of the year.
   
“ 		 
Hi, my name is Anon and I think the holocaust never happened. Feminism is the cause of the decline of the west, which acts as a scapegoat for mass immigration and the root of all these problems is the Jew. Would you like to be friends?
  		„
  		 

—Stephan to the livestream before failing at EVERYTHING, nobody wants to be friends with you, RETARD.

   
“ 		 
Fack!
  		„
  		 

—Stephan after realizing the wooden door is locked.

   
“ 		 
Scheiße, man!
  		„
  		 

—Stephan when his shitty bomb and weak legs couldn’t open the wooden door.

   
“ 		 
I’m sorry guys… I’m such a fucking NEET… I can’t… I can’t [do] shit.
  		„
  		 

—Stephan after failing at EVERYTHING

Previous Quote | Next Quote


Stephan Balliet
Born January 10, 1992 (32 years old)
Nationality: Kraut   
Highscore 2 killed, 2 injured
Top 50? Nope.
Style FPS single player, open world VR
An Hero? No, v&
Motive Antisemitism, Autism

In the final months of 2019, after the epic crusade of Brenton Tarrant and his disciples who followed, a new hope appears over the horizon of Evropa… of ze name Stephan Balliet卐 (aka Door Cuck, Jüdischeholztürcuck and Anon) a round-headed Nazi weeaboo who on the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur tried to get the High Score by shooting up his local ZOG branch (a synagogue) in Halle, Germany.

Unlike most other Tarrant copycats, he actually managed to livestream his “shooting”, however, the audience of what was supposed to be a show of lulzy proportions were heavily disappointed as our little Saviour of the White Race failed to open the wooden door of the synagogue, killed one of his own people before driving to a Turkish kebab shop out of shame and killing a random customer using shitty 3D printed guns that barely worked before getting shot in the neck (which he unfortunately survived) and being arrested by Polizei. What a failure. Oh, did we mention he still lived with his Mutter? Lol.

Backround

Stephan as a young kinder. You may think from the medal and certificate, that this kid is smart, not the case.

Before snapping, Stephan was just like any other manlet, he had an unhealthy obsession with anime girls and was a true patriot to /a/. Apparently, he worked for the German Armed Forces, and there he was taught "how 2 gunz".

So what happened? What made this manlet snap? The simplest answer here is that he read a little too much Tarrant and wanted to be just like him. Unfortunately for him, krauts can't succeed in doing shit (except for that one guy), and Stephan, being cursed a Kraut at birth, never got his plan of being an elite white nationalist race warrior to come to fruition.

Living in Krautland, Stephan knew he couldn't get guns the easy way, so he concluded to make them himself using recipes which are usually more reliable than you'd expect, however the problem was not the guns but him, he was too retarded to assemble them properly, meaning that 80% of the time, his Jew Remover 9000 would jam and not fire. Alongside his “guns”, he manafactuated some overglorified firecrackers in attempt to pass them off as grenades, these would also go on to do nothing of value. He posted his manifesto, images and livestream linked to some completely unknown imageboard that nobody cared about called Meguca, which was subsequently closed after his shitty "attack".

Ze Manifesto

Since he's retarded and posted his manifesto on some imageboard nobody cared about and didn’t choose 8chan, parts of this manifesto was temporarily lost, however our top team of experts here at ED were able to find it!

The PDF viewer doesn't work. Click the PDF icons or the links to read the manifesto!


WARNING: ITS EDGY AND CONTAINS ANIME (scroll to see the full docs)

<pdf width="500" height="300">File:DoKumentation.pdf</pdf>
<pdf width="500" height="300">File:READ THIS FIRST.pdf</pdf>
<pdf width="500" height="300">File:マニフェスト.pdf</pdf>

Ze Shooting

Watch the stream here! And here's it translated but in lower quality.


After "careful planning", On the 9th of October (Yom Kippur hahahaha!) our crusader posted his livestream link to that one imageboard in preperation for what would be the biggest fail to grace our eyes.

The livestream begins and we get a shot of his camera just pointing downwards to the crusty interior of his car, whilst he proceeds to do fucking nothing for 4 minutes until finally picking up the camera and introduces himself. He then proceeds to do fucking nothing for a little longer until finally beginning his journey to the local ZOG whilst blasting Mr. Bond through the radio.

He arrives at the 'gogue and with his "guns" and attempts to open the wooden door before realizing its locked. He pushes, kicks and shoots the door whilst shouting "Fack!" and "Scheiße!" like a 12-year old losing at Counter-Strike. Realizing his physical strength is not a match for the wooden door, he whips out his shitty explosives and tries to bust it open, which doesn't work. Because Stephan is being loud as fuck, an old white German granny carrying a bottle of Mountain Dew (gamer approved!™) in her bag walks by and trolls him about the loud noise he is making, Stephan responds by fumbling with his shitty "gun" and shooting her which causes a bunch of dust to spew from the "gun".

After trying the door again, he walks up to the granny's body and shoots it again for some fucking reason, wasting ammo and also shooting his own car tire in the process. LOL! Keep in mind, the jews inside of the synagogue are watching all this occur from the CCTV, probably rofling at his incompetence.

Stephan then stumbles around to a different pathway to the synagogue (which leads to MORE LOCKED DOORS LOL) before going back to the street and shooting the same wooden doors with his "shotgun" whichs fails again. A random car drives past which he shoots at for no fucking reason. Realizing he has been cucked by a wooden door, he drives away in shame to a Turkish kebab shop, he throws a shitty bomb into the shop which kills a random customer.

He goes in and fails to shoot anybody as they all run into the backroom, he shoots a crying employee in the head which didn't even kill the guy. He leaves and gets into his car which he cant even drive cause of his fucked tire, gets shot in the neck by police, discards the camera on the side of the road, running for it before getting v&. He will forever be known as Door Cuck. What an absolute failure.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: 9mm Luty Submachine Gun
  • Armed forces experience, sight, jams 80% of the time and included with dust-spewing technology. 13 Damage
  • Secondary: 12-gauge Slam-Blast Shotgun
  • Much more reliable and simple than the Luty, yet he still managed to fumble it. 20 Damage
  • Tersiary: Single shot .38 special pistol
  • He used this weapon to shoot someone in the head, which didn't work since he had to use the shotgun 3 times.1 Damage
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
  • Took ages for police to catch up to him. Invisible to police helicopters (Temporary)
  • Spell: Nazi
  • Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 Two of his own people
Accuracy: 0/20 Too bad for his guns!
Style: 2/20 Brenton Tarrant wannabe and inspired Payton Gendron to stream it, got cucked by a door
Butthurt: 3/20 Basically forgotten in Germany and for some shit imageboard no one knows about.
Bonus: 12/20 Sieg Heil’d in court, tried to escape prison twice
Total Score: 19/100 (F)
DOOR CUCK
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

Bundesnachrichtendienst


Aftermath

Balliet's mugshot. Notice the bandage on his neck from getting shot lol.

After a super long epic police chase, he got epicly v&'d and was escorted to a POLIZI choppa. 14 months later, he went to court and is now serving the life sentence for his two frags and "50" attempted murders, the judge called this act a cowardly one.

He tried to escape his medium security prison but got caught, which led to him being moved to a maximum security prison, which shows this guy will keep failing even in the doghouse. He also held 2 guards hostage once with a gun made out of ...paper? Don't ask how because we don't fucking know.

This guy was an retard who used malfunctioning guns, made practically no plans beforehand and livestreamed his "attack" in attempt to be remembered, but now years after this ordeal (at the time of writing) nobody remembers him, except for retards like you and I, Stephan will now spend the rest of his life in a box, he ruined his life for practically nothing. ROT IN JAIL DOOR CUCK


Gallery

  • Wtf gunz
    Wtf gunz
  • His drip
    His drip
  • Stephan after getting shot in the neck by Polizi
    Stephan after getting shot in the neck by Polizi
  • Surveillance photo
    Surveillance photo
  • The hero of the story, lol
    The hero of the story, lol
  • Mugshot of Stephan
    Mugshot of Stephan
  • Stephan in court
    Stephan in court
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

See Also

External Links



 Halle synagogue shooting is part of a series on Are You Ready? [GAME OVERInsert Coin] Go!
Single Player Elite Hall of Fame

Adam Lanza • Anders Behring Breivik • Andrew Kehoe • Ariana Grande Massacre • Baruch Goldstein • Brenton Tarrant • Campo Elías Delgado • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dong Yangling • Gabriel Wortman • Jack Gilbert Graham • Jakrapanth Thomma • James Huberty • Luby's massacre • Martin Bryant • Mutsuo Toi • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Omar Mateen • Panya Khamrab • Patrick Crusius • Reina Nightclub Massacre • Salvador Ramos • Shinji Aoba • Stephen Paddock • Ted Bundy • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Unek • Woo Bum-kon

Single Player Amateur Division

Aaron Alexis • Alexandre Bissonnette • Akbarzhon Jalivov • Ali David Sonboly • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Andrea Pignani • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Artyom Kazantsev • Audrey Hale • Brandon Scott Hole • Breda Highschool Massacre • Breitscheidplatz • Brenda Ann Spencer • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Capital Gazette Shooting • Charles Whitman's Tumor • Chris Harper-Mercer • Connor Betts • Dallas Police Shootings • Darrell Brooks • David Katz • David Kozák • David Malcolm Gray • Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain • Derrick Bird • DeWayne Craddock • Dimitrios Pagourtzis • Dimitrious Gargasoulas • Dmitry Vinogradov • Dylann Storm Roof • Elliot Rodger • Éric Borel • Euler Fernando Grandolpho • Flemming Nielsen • Fort Hood • Gabe Parker • George Sodini • Gian Luigi Ferri • Ian David Long • Ilnaz Galyaviev • Jake Davison • James Alex Fields • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Dalton • Jason Rodriguez • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeffrey Dahmer • Jeff Weise • Jesse Osborne • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • John Russel Houser • John Wilkes Booth • Jonathan Sapirman • Josef Fritzl • Khalid Masood • Kimveer Gill • Kip Kinkel • Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage • Lam Kor Wan • Mamoru Takuma • Marc Lépine • Mark Barton • Mark Essex • Martin Peyerl • Matthew de Grood • Michael Carneal • Michael Kenneth McLendon • Michael Ryan • Mikese Morse • Mr. Saari • Nathan Gale • Nghtmrchld26 • Nikolas Cruz • Noah Esbensen • Orlando Harris • Otoya Yamaguchi • Patrick Purdy • Payton Gendron • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Petri Gerdt • Ramadan Van Man • Randy Robert Stair • Richard Speck • Robert Bales • Robert Bowers • Robert Card • Robert Crimo • Robert Hawkins • Robert Long • Robert Steinhäuser • Ruslan Akhtyamov • Ryan Palmeter • Santino William Legan • Satoshi Uematsu • Sayfullo Saipov • Stephen Kazmierczak • The Twinkie Man • Thomas Matthew Crooks • Thomas Watt Hamilton • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • Timur Bekmansurov • TJ Lane • Tobias Rathjen • Trystan Andrew Terrell • Tyler Peterson • Unabomber • Wade Michael Page • Walter Seifert • Wellington Menezes de Oliveira • Zhao Zewei • Zug Massacre

Multiplayer Co-Op Mode

1-14 Jakarta Attacks • Academy Maniacs • Boston Marathon Bombing • Charlie Hebdo • Columbine • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Hiroshima and Nagasaki • ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 • Jews did WTC • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Medianeira School Shooting • Pearl Harbor • San Bernardino Shooting • Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks • Suzano School Shooting • Timothy McVeigh • Zhaodong Massacre

Civilization and Great Prophets

Adolf Hitler • Augusto Pinochet • Aum Shinrikyo • Charles Manson • Heaven's Gate • Holocaust • Jonestown • Joseph Stalin • Kim Il-sung • Mao Zedong • Osama bin Laden • Pol Pot • Saddam Hussein • Waco • World War II

Banned From Scoring

Alex Hribal • Anthony Warner • Anton Bichivin • Asa Coon • Ben Moynihan • Billy Mitchell • Brandon Clegg • Brian Isaack Clyde • Charles Bishop • Clay Duke • Dillon Cossey • Faisal Shahzad • Frank James • Hayden Jagst • Hugo Jackson • Ilya Ivanistov • John Earnest • Kyle Rittenhouse • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Logan Clark • MAGABomber • Mikhail Pivnev • Nasim Aghdam • Nicky Reilly • Philip Manshaus • Richard Reid • Ryan Routh • Sam Hyde • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • Stephan Balliet • Todd Rogers • Willem Van Spronsen • William Atchison • You

 

Halle synagogue shooting
is part of a series on
Brenton Tarrant

Saint Brenton Tarrant
Disciples John Earnest • Patrick Crusius • Philip Manshaus • Stephan Balliet • Hugo Jackson • Payton Gendron • Juraj Krajčík • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Ryan Palmeter • Arda Küçükyetim
Electee Otoya Yamaguchi • Patrick Purdy • Anders Behring Breivik • Wade Michael Page • Dylann Storm Roof • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Alexandre Bissonnette • Darren Osborne
See Also 8chan • Australian Shitposter • Candace Owens • Facebook • PewDiePie • Remove Kebab • Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks
Ze Federal Republic of Germany
Übermenschen Charles Bukowski • Joseph Goebbels • Hermann Göring • Hegel • Adolf Hitler • Kale • Colonel Klink • Tim Kretschmer • Armin Meiwes • Angela Merkel • Nietzsche • Tobias Rathjen • Walter Seifert • Robert Steinhäuser • Norman Kochanowski
Untermenschen Atimon • Uwe Boll • Sebastian Bosse • Conti • Dolphy • Firithfenion • Tanja Fleischer • Inflatablewolfi • Inuki • Bill Kaulitz • Daniel Kay • Karl Marx • Martin Peyerl • Peter Popoff • Rubeus Eden • Salih • Barbara Schwarz
Dinge und anderer Scheißdreck The Royal Family • But you are died! • Car#German cars • DAS TROLLPARADIES • Downfall • Celsius • Final Solution • Germania • Halle synagogue shooting • Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears • David Hasselhoff • Heino Hijinks • Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle • Holocaust • Holocaust denial • Jagex • Kohlchan • Krautchan • Mecha-Hitler • Mein Kampf • Munich Massacre • Nazi Boys • Nazi fur • Nazi mysticism • Pants Nazi • Schadenfreude • Schlager • Secret Nazi • Six Degrees of Adolf Hitler • T-Mobile • Tom Preston/German • Valkyrie • Virgin Killer • Volapük • Zyklon B
Halle synagogue shooting
is part of a series on
Jews
Patriarchs [-+]

Adam Katz • Adam L. Goldstein • Al Franken • Alan Moore • Albert Einstein • Alex Hirsch • Alicia Vikander • Aliza Shvarts • Amy Pascal • Amy Schumer • Andrew Breitbart • Andy Kaufman • Angelina Jolie • Anita Sarkeesian • Ariana Grande • Ayn Rand • Baruch Goldstein • Beastie Boys • Ben Garrison • Ben Shapiro • Ben Stein • Bernie Goetz • Bernie Madoff • Bernie Sanders • Bobby Kotick • Bourg Productions • Brie Larson • Casey Neistat • Chelsea Clinton • Chris Savino • Chuck Schumer • Dan Harmon • Dan Schneider • Daniel Benfield • Danny Elfman • Daron Nefcy • David Draiman • David Katz • Debbie Schlussel • Dianne Feinstein • Donald Drumpf • Doomentio • Dylan Klebold • Ed Rendell • Einsidler • Eli Kozin • Elliot Rodger • Elon Musk • EmiNet • Eric Abramov • Ethan Klein • Frank Miller • George Soros • Girlvinyl • Greville Janner • Harvey Weinstein • Henry Kissinger • Henry Makow • Howard Stern • Ice Poseidon • Jacob Stellmach • Jared Knabenbauer • JarlaxleArtemis • Jeff Goldblum • Jeffrey Epstein • Jennifer Lawrence • Jerry Seinfeld • Jerry Springer • Jesus • JewWario • Jim Sterling • Joe Lieberman • John Kricfalusi • John Oliver • Jon Stewart • Jonathan Yaniv • Joshua Conner Moon • Jussie Smollett • Justin Roiland • Kevin Smith • Kumichoo • Kurt Eichenwald • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Lauren Faust • Lena Dunham • Linda Mack • Lyor Cohen • MandoPony • Mark Zuckerberg • Matt Stone • Maury Povich • Mia Janin • Michael Bloomberg • savetheinternet • Michael Richards • Michael Savage • Mila Kunis • Miriam Lazewatsky • Monica Lewinsky • Monica Rial • Moses • Moshe Finkberg • MundaneMatt • Natalie Portman • Neil Gaiman • Nihilistic Snake • Pamela Geller • PewDiePie • PACKGOD • Quinton Reviews • Rachael MacFarlane • Rahm Emanuel • R@ygold • Rebecca Sugar • Roman Polanski • Ron Jeremy • Rupert Murdoch • Sacha Baron Cohen • Sam Hyde • Seth MacFarlane • Seth Rogen • Susan Wojcicki • Tara Strong • The Amazing Racist • The Fine Bros • The Krassenstein Brothers • Tim Burton • Todd Goldman • Todd Howard • Tony Goldmark • Trevor Noah • Weev • Wil Wheaton • Woody Allen • YandereDev • Yank Barry

Habitats [-+]
Traditions [-+]
H8s [-+]
Halle synagogue shooting is part of a series on Psychopaths
[It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose againOpen the box]
Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy

Terrorists:

Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck

Halle synagogue shooting
is part of a series on
Terrorists
10%

Big Players

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi • Anders Behring Breivik • Antifa • Australians • Barack Obama • Black Lives Matter • Brenton Tarrant • Cho Seung-Hui • Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain • DisruptJ20 • Dnepropetrovsk maniacs • George Soros • George W. Bush • Grog • Jack Gilbert Graham • John Walker Lindh • Matthew Murray • Michael Moore • Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim • Muslims • Osama Bin Laden • Philip Manshaus • Robert Hawkins • Sharjah Ruler • Sam Hyde • The Finnisher • The Unabrower • Timothy McVeigh • Unabomber

Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes

Arab • Aum Shinrikyo • Axis of Evil • Binghampton • Iran • Ireland • Islam • Israel • Maniacs Murder Cult • Pakistan • Palestine • Sudan

Terrorist Actions

1-14 Jakarta Attacks • 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing • American Airlines Flight 63 • Ariana Grande Massacre • ATHF Terrorist Attack • Beheading videos • Binghampton Tet Offensive • BLMKidnapping • Boston Marathon Bombing • Breitscheidplatz • Columbine • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Dallas Police Shootings • Delaware State University Shooting • Gaza War • Halle synagogue shooting • Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Mass Shooting • Narcovideos • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Nitroglycerin • Occupy Wall Street • Oklahoma City Bombing • Paris Mass Shooting • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Pulse Nightclub Massacre • Police Brutality • Ramadan Van Man • Reina Nightclub Massacre • VTech • Waco • WTC

Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Halle_synagogue_shooting&oldid=1901799"