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'''Mahmoud Ahmadinejad''' was the [[SysOp|glorious president]] of [[Iran]] and world-renowned [[IRL troll]], who is tirelessly dedicated to [[an hero|heroically]] expose the [[Jews|Zionist's]] [[Holocaust|many lies]] as well as some [[Jews did WTC|lesser known facts]]. This, we know. But did you also know that [http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/09/debate-over-whe.html he is a sexy beast], for whom [[YOU]] have a serious boner? Unfortunately for [[you]], Mahmoud has single-handedly rid Iran of your type of [[faggotry]]. As well as this, he's pwned the [[Israel]]i and British Navy for coming too close to Iranian shores, actually sinking a Jew warship in 2000 [[for great justice]]. [[Israel]] hates him for endorsing Lebanese [[terrorists|heroes]], and the [[Sockpuppet|Puppet]] [[USA|States of Murka]] hates him because they are Israel's nigger-bitch. | |||
'''Mahmoud Ahmadinejad''' | |||
[[Image:TROLLMAHMOUD.jpg|thumb|right|clearly a troll.]] | [[Image:TROLLMAHMOUD.jpg|thumb|right|clearly a troll.]] | ||
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==Fun Facts About Mahmoud== | ==Fun Facts About Mahmoud== | ||
[[Image:NoHomosexInIran.jpg|thumb|right|No [[Faggot|homosex]] in Iran lol!]] | |||
* Supports the fact that [[JEWS DID WTC]]. About fucking time someone spoke up! | * Supports the [[fact]] that [[JEWS DID WTC]]. About fucking time someone spoke up! | ||
* The [[Indian]] programmer in ''Office Space'' had the same name. | * The [[Indian]] programmer in ''Office Space'' had the same name. | ||
* Mahmoud has encouraged Iranians to have lots of [[sex|babies]], saying the Iran could handle 50 million more people than its current 70 million. Some argue that Mahmoud is thereby building his own [[personal army]]. | * Mahmoud has encouraged Iranians to have lots of [[sex|babies]], saying the Iran could handle 50 million more people than its current 70 million. Some argue that Mahmoud is thereby building his own [[personal army]]. | ||
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* Satirical humour directed at t3h Ahmadinejad on the [[Internets]] is usually full of unfunny faggotry. | * Satirical humour directed at t3h Ahmadinejad on the [[Internets]] is usually full of unfunny faggotry. | ||
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxLOhl0C2JI This proves it.] | ** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxLOhl0C2JI This proves it.] | ||
** [http:// | ** [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Mahmoud_Ahmadinejad As does this.] | ||
** [http://www.hulu.com/watch/16771/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-iran-so-far This, howevar, is awesome.] | ** [http://www.hulu.com/watch/16771/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-iran-so-far This, howevar, is awesome.] | ||
* Mahmoud likes to wear a lot of white polyester jackets. It is possible the same white polyester jacket worn multiple times. It is also possible he is a [[fag]]. [[party van|Mossad]] are investigating. | * Mahmoud likes to wear a lot of white polyester jackets. It is possible the same white polyester jacket worn multiple times. It is also possible he is a [[fag]]. [[party van|Mossad]] are investigating. | ||
* Used to be a Jew, which he fails at hiding by trolling Israel. (moar like '''Ahmasecretjew''', amirite?) | * Used to be a Jew, which he fails at hiding by trolling Israel. (moar like '''Ahmasecretjew''', amirite?) | ||
{{quote|[[Image:Ahmadinejad man of peace.jpg|thumb|right|No homo.]] <strong>In [[Iran]] we don't have homosexuals like in your [[USA|country]]. […] In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. [[X_in_my_y|I don't know who's told you that we have this.</strong>]]| Mahmoud Ahmadinejad}} | {{quote|[[Image:Ahmadinejad man of peace.jpg|thumb|right|No homo.]] <strong>In [[Iran]] we don't have homosexuals like in your [[USA|country]]. […] In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. [[X_in_my_y|I don't know who's told you that we have this.</strong>]]| Mahmoud Ahmadinejad}} | ||
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==Jews Did 9/11== | ==Jews Did 9/11== | ||
On the 24th of September, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad trolled a [[UN]] conference with his theories about [[9/11]]. Standing | On the 24th of September, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad trolled a [[UN]] conference with his theories about [[9/11]]. Standing in front of around [[at least 100|100]] people, he began to describe how the [[US]] government had [[falcon punch]]ed the trade centers to get their economy working again, and to help the [[Israel|Zionist regime]]. Half way through his [[tl;dr|speech]] the US amb'''ass'''ador decided to hit the [[wambulance]] and promptly walked out; he was shortly followed by [[Belgium]], [[Britain]], [[France]], [[Norway]] and a shitload of other countries who couldn't be bothered listening to his ramblings, although all of which were [[Truth|true]]. In spite of [[Israel|other]] countries criticizing him, he simply remarked "I have nuclear now. You wanna mess [[wigger|wit me]]?" Much [[Baw]] and [[lulz]] will continue following [[Lemon party|peace talks]] for the [[middle east]]. | ||
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{{fv|Ahmadinejadfv01|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | {{fv|Ahmadinejadfv01|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<center>'''lol wut'''</center> | |<center>'''lol wut'''</center> | ||
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Image:Mahmoud-constipated.jpg|[[Shit Bricks|Constipated]] Mahmoud | Image:Mahmoud-constipated.jpg|[[Shit Bricks|Constipated]] Mahmoud | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow=4> | ||
Image:Ahmadinejadgay.jpg|[[Homosexuality|European mood]] | <!-- Image:Ahmadinejadgay.jpg|[[Homosexuality|European mood]] --> | ||
Image:Mahmoud-c-wut-u-did-thar.jpg|[[I See What You Did There|Sees Wut U Did Thar]] Mahmoud | Image:Mahmoud-c-wut-u-did-thar.jpg|[[I See What You Did There|Sees Wut U Did Thar]] Mahmoud | ||
Image:Mahmoud-happy.jpg|[[Gay|Happy]] Mahmoud | Image:Mahmoud-happy.jpg|[[Gay|Happy]] Mahmoud | ||
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Image:Mahmoud-i-want-you.jpg|[[Hitler|Authoritative]] Mahmoud | Image:Mahmoud-i-want-you.jpg|[[Hitler|Authoritative]] Mahmoud | ||
Image:Peacefulmahmoud.JPG|[[irony|Peaceful]] Mahmoud | Image:Peacefulmahmoud.JPG|[[irony|Peaceful]] Mahmoud | ||
Image:Ahmadinejad-Angry.jpg|Angry Mahmoud | |||
Image:Ahmadinejad_bored.jpg|Indifferent Mahmoud | |||
Image:Ahmadinejad_sad.jpg|[[Emo]] Mahmoud | |||
Image:Jihadwatch_admadinejad.JPG|According to Jihadwatch.org, Mahmoud possessed the remarkable ability in 1979 to look like a man about ten years older than he is now. | Image:Jihadwatch_admadinejad.JPG|According to Jihadwatch.org, Mahmoud possessed the remarkable ability in 1979 to look like a man about ten years older than he is now. | ||
Image:Ahmadinejad fgsfds 3.jpg| | Image:Ahmadinejad fgsfds 3.jpg|You shut your whore mouth! | ||
Image:Ahmedinejad fgsfds.jpeg | Image:Ahmedinejad fgsfds.jpeg|[[FGSFDS]] | ||
Image:Vladimir Putin awesome.jpg|[[Bad Vlad|This gives me a hard on]] | Image:Vladimir Putin awesome.jpg|[[Bad Vlad|This gives me a hard on]] | ||
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Image:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Obama and Nukesv2.jpg|BOMB THE CUNT | <!-- Image:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Obama and Nukesv2.jpg|BOMB THE CUNT --> | ||
Image:Ahmadinejad.jpg|[[Trollface|Problem America?]] | Image:Ahmadinejad.jpg|[[Trollface|Problem America?]] | ||
Image:Iran mahmoud fanboy.png|Typical Mahmoud fanboy. | Image:Iran mahmoud fanboy.png|Typical Mahmoud fanboy. | ||
Image:Iran president Nagheenanajar wearing sonichu.jpg|Mahmoud and his [[chris-chan|closest advisor]]. | Image:Iran president Nagheenanajar wearing sonichu.jpg|Mahmoud and his [[chris-chan|closest advisor]]. | ||
<!-- File:Don Burke.jpg|A challenger appears! --> | |||
Image:Stuxnet in my nuclear reactor.jpg|[[Stuxnet|Mahmoud does not approve]] | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow=4> | ||
Image:Ahmadinejad-separated.jpg|Separated at birth? | Image:Ahmadinejad-separated.jpg|Separated at birth? | ||
Image:ringo-starr-650x400.jpg|Sometimes Mahmoud plays drums. | |||
Image:Conservapedia-admadinejad.jpg|[[Conservapedia]] appears to be confused as to how someone can be as anti-homosexual as they are, and yet also hates America and Zionism like some dirty Librawl. | Image:Conservapedia-admadinejad.jpg|[[Conservapedia]] appears to be confused as to how someone can be as anti-homosexual as they are, and yet also hates America and Zionism like some dirty Librawl. | ||
Image:Ahmadinejad soccer.jpg | Image:Ahmadinejad soccer.jpg|He's good at [[soccer|football]]. | ||
Image:Mah moud.jpg|LINK, MAH [[MAH BOI|MOUD!]] | <!-- Image:Mah moud.jpg|LINK, MAH [[MAH BOI|MOUD!]] --> | ||
Image:A chalanger appears.jpg|One is an [[white|Aryan]], the other is a [[serious|real]] Jewish-[[nazi|Aryan]]. [[A challenger appears]]! | Image:A chalanger appears.jpg|One is an [[white|Aryan]], the other is a [[serious|real]] Jewish-[[nazi|Aryan]]. [[A challenger appears]]! | ||
Image:Traditional Iranian clothing.jpg|Traditional [[Germany|Iranian]] clothing. | Image:Traditional Iranian clothing.jpg|Traditional [[Germany|Iranian]] clothing. | ||
Image:Mahmoud-med.png|[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day|Someone's gonna get jihad'd]] | Image:Mahmoud-med.png|[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day|Someone's gonna get jihad'd]] | ||
Image:Mahmoud hates you.jpg|Mahmoud's foreign policy | Image:Mahmoud hates you.jpg|Mahmoud's foreign policy | ||
Image:Ahmadinejad on London riots 2011.jpg|[[Irony|Mahmoud scowls over how the UK suppressed London riots]] | |||
Image:Sort of want.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Sort of want]] | |||
Image:Ahmadinejad facebook.jpg|Ahmadinejad retaliates | |||
File:Mahmoud-ahmadinejad-fangirl.jpg | |||
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{{Timeline|Featured article February 15 and 16, [[2012]]|[[Love]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Greece]]}} | |||
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[[Category:People|Ahmadinejad, Mahmoud]] | [[Category:People|Ahmadinejad, Mahmoud]] | ||
[[Category:Trolls]] | [[Category:Trolls]] |
Latest revision as of 12:34, 23 March 2017
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was the glorious president of Iran and world-renowned IRL troll, who is tirelessly dedicated to heroically expose the Zionist's many lies as well as some lesser known facts. This, we know. But did you also know that he is a sexy beast, for whom YOU have a serious boner? Unfortunately for you, Mahmoud has single-handedly rid Iran of your type of faggotry. As well as this, he's pwned the Israeli and British Navy for coming too close to Iranian shores, actually sinking a Jew warship in 2000 for great justice. Israel hates him for endorsing Lebanese heroes, and the Puppet States of Murka hates him because they are Israel's nigger-bitch.
The mere mention of Mahmoud's name on the Internets is invariably followed by indulgent butthurt of both a conservative and liberal bent. Trolling via a Fifty Mahmoud Post is best recommended in such occurrences.
Fun Facts About Mahmoud
- Supports the fact that JEWS DID WTC. About fucking time someone spoke up!
- The Indian programmer in Office Space had the same name.
- Mahmoud has encouraged Iranians to have lots of babies, saying the Iran could handle 50 million more people than its current 70 million. Some argue that Mahmoud is thereby building his own personal army.
- Mahmoud rejects all ideologies and principles devised in the West except Holocaust denial.
- He enrages conservatives by sexing up old women and doesn't afraid of anything.
- Mahmoud has b& all Western music from Iran including Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance. Some actually criticize him for this.
- Mahmoud has also b& all major Western websites such as JewTube and Jewbook. Amazingly, some criticize him for this as well. Which means if you live in Iran, you aren't reading this right now.
- Mahmoud possesses as many facial expressions as he does man points, which are so infinitely many that he is an improbability of physics at this stage.
- Satirical humour directed at t3h Ahmadinejad on the Internets is usually full of unfunny faggotry.
- Mahmoud likes to wear a lot of white polyester jackets. It is possible the same white polyester jacket worn multiple times. It is also possible he is a fag. Mossad are investigating.
- Used to be a Jew, which he fails at hiding by trolling Israel. (moar like Ahmasecretjew, amirite?)
— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad |
Hey Dude I Herd U Liek Bin Laden
On May 5th, pro-Jew "journalist" George Stephanopoulos interviewed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad; it would be more accurate to say that he barraged Mookie with loaded questions regarding Iran's alleged plans to develop nuclear weapons and belligerence towards Israel and the U.S., even going so far as to imply that Bin Laden was in Tehran, to which the Iranian leader responded by calmly putting on his trollface and stating that he had heard Bin Laden was in Washington DC. This is how it's done, gentlemen.
Jews Did 9/11
On the 24th of September, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad trolled a UN conference with his theories about 9/11. Standing in front of around 100 people, he began to describe how the US government had falcon punched the trade centers to get their economy working again, and to help the Zionist regime. Half way through his speech the US ambassador decided to hit the wambulance and promptly walked out; he was shortly followed by Belgium, Britain, France, Norway and a shitload of other countries who couldn't be bothered listening to his ramblings, although all of which were true. In spite of other countries criticizing him, he simply remarked "I have nuclear now. You wanna mess wit me?" Much Baw and lulz will continue following peace talks for the middle east.
Mahmoud Addresses the Masses
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The Many Moods of Mahmoud
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Amused Mahmoud
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Contemplative Mahmoud
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Content Mahmoud
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Constipated Mahmoud
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Sees Wut U Did Thar Mahmoud
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Happy Mahmoud
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Charming Mahmoud
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Surprised Mahmoud
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Seductive Mahmoud
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Confrontative Mahmoud
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"Bitch plz" Mahmoud
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Tickled Mahmoud
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Defensive Mahmoud
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Incredulous Mahmoud
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Authoritative Mahmoud
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Peaceful Mahmoud
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Angry Mahmoud
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Indifferent Mahmoud
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Emo Mahmoud
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According to Jihadwatch.org, Mahmoud possessed the remarkable ability in 1979 to look like a man about ten years older than he is now.
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You shut your whore mouth!
Moar Ahmedinejad
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Typical Mahmoud fanboy.
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Mahmoud and his closest advisor.
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Separated at birth?
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Sometimes Mahmoud plays drums.
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Conservapedia appears to be confused as to how someone can be as anti-homosexual as they are, and yet also hates America and Zionism like some dirty Librawl.
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He's good at football.
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Traditional Iranian clothing.
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Mahmoud's foreign policy
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Ahmadinejad retaliates
See Also
External Links
- Mahmoud's Blawg. Has a comment feature, so be sure to show your love.
- Mahmoud Fan Club.
- Almost martyred: [1]
- BBC's report of 9/11 dicussion
Featured article February 15 and 16, 2012 | ||
Preceded by Love |
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad | Succeeded by Greece |