Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Mahmoud in a nutshell

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was the glorious president of Iran and world-renowned IRL troll, who is tirelessly dedicated to heroically expose the Zionist's many lies as well as some lesser known facts. This, we know. But did you also know that he is a sexy beast, for whom YOU have a serious boner? Unfortunately for you, Mahmoud has single-handedly rid Iran of your type of faggotry. As well as this, he's pwned the Israeli and British Navy for coming too close to Iranian shores, actually sinking a Jew warship in 2000 for great justice. Israel hates him for endorsing Lebanese heroes, and the Puppet States of Murka hates him because they are Israel's nigger-bitch.

clearly a troll.

The mere mention of Mahmoud's name on the Internets is invariably followed by indulgent butthurt of both a conservative and liberal bent. Trolling via a Fifty Mahmoud Post is best recommended in such occurrences.

Fun Facts About Mahmoud

No homosex in Iran lol!

• Supports the fact that JEWS DID WTC. About fucking time someone spoke up!
• The Indian programmer in Office Space had the same name.
• Mahmoud has encouraged Iranians to have lots of babies, saying the Iran could handle 50 million more people than its current 70 million. Some argue that Mahmoud is thereby building his own personal army.
• Mahmoud rejects all ideologies and principles devised in the West except Holocaust denial.
• He enrages conservatives by sexing up old women and doesn't afraid of anything.
• Mahmoud has b& all Western music from Iran including Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance. Some actually criticize him for this.
• Mahmoud has also b& all major Western websites such as JewTube and Jewbook. Amazingly, some criticize him for this as well. Which means if you live in Iran, you aren't reading this right now.
• Mahmoud possesses as many facial expressions as he does man points, which are so infinitely many that he is an improbability of physics at this stage.
• Satirical humour directed at t3h Ahmadinejad on the Internets is usually full of unfunny faggotry.
  • This proves it.
  • As does this.
  • This, howevar, is awesome.
• Mahmoud likes to wear a lot of white polyester jackets. It is possible the same white polyester jacket worn multiple times. It is also possible he is a fag. Mossad are investigating.
• Used to be a Jew, which he fails at hiding by trolling Israel. (moar like Ahmasecretjew, amirite?)

	“	No homo. In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country. […] In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who's told you that we have this.	„
	— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Hey Dude I Herd U Liek Bin Laden

On May 5th, pro-Jew "journalist" George Stephanopoulos interviewed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad; it would be more accurate to say that he barraged Mookie with loaded questions regarding Iran's alleged plans to develop nuclear weapons and belligerence towards Israel and the U.S., even going so far as to imply that Bin Laden was in Tehran, to which the Iranian leader responded by calmly putting on his trollface and stating that he had heard Bin Laden was in Washington DC. This is how it's done, gentlemen.

Jews Did 9/11

On the 24th of September, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad trolled a UN conference with his theories about 9/11. Standing in front of around 100 people, he began to describe how the US government had falcon punched the trade centers to get their economy working again, and to help the Zionist regime. Half way through his speech the US ambassador decided to hit the wambulance and promptly walked out; he was shortly followed by Belgium, Britain, France, Norway and a shitload of other countries who couldn't be bothered listening to his ramblings, although all of which were true. In spite of other countries criticizing him, he simply remarked "I have nuclear now. You wanna mess wit me?" Much Baw and lulz will continue following peace talks for the middle east.

A video of his trolling

Mahmoud Addresses the Masses

lol wut

Speekin' English!

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The Many Moods of Mahmoud

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  Amused Mahmoud
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  Content Mahmoud
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  Constipated Mahmoud

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  Sees Wut U Did Thar Mahmoud
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  Happy Mahmoud
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  Charming Mahmoud
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  Surprised Mahmoud
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  Seductive Mahmoud
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  Confrontative Mahmoud
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  "Bitch plz" Mahmoud
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  Tickled Mahmoud
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  Defensive Mahmoud
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  Incredulous Mahmoud
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  Authoritative Mahmoud
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  Peaceful Mahmoud
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  Angry Mahmoud
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  Indifferent Mahmoud
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  Emo Mahmoud
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  According to Jihadwatch.org, Mahmoud possessed the remarkable ability in 1979 to look like a man about ten years older than he is now.
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  You shut your whore mouth!
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  FGSFDS
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  This gives me a hard on

Moar Ahmedinejad

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  Problem America?
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  Typical Mahmoud fanboy.
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  Mahmoud and his closest advisor.
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  Mahmoud does not approve

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  Separated at birth?
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  Sometimes Mahmoud plays drums.
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  Conservapedia appears to be confused as to how someone can be as anti-homosexual as they are, and yet also hates America and Zionism like some dirty Librawl.
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  He's good at football.
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  One is an Aryan, the other is a real Jewish-Aryan. A challenger appears!
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  Traditional Iranian clothing.
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  Someone's gonna get jihad'd
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  Mahmoud's foreign policy
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  Mahmoud scowls over how the UK suppressed London riots
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  Sort of want
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  Ahmadinejad retaliates
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See Also

• Why do you hate America?
• George Bush
• Iran
• Israel
• Bad Vlad
• Trolling IRL

External Links

• Mahmoud's Blawg. Has a comment feature, so be sure to show your love.
• Mahmoud Fan Club.
• Almost martyred: [1]
• BBC's report of 9/11 dicussion

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