Tatiana the Tiger

Moar info: Carlos Sousa Jr.

Tatiana at TOW

Always fly on Tiger Airways in memory of Tatiana.

	“	R.I.P. Tatiana, You died doing what you loved	„
	—Leila K Dec 27, 2007

Tatiana was a beautiful four-year-old Siberian tiger who lived at the San Francisco Zoo. On Christmas Day, 2007, the fucking pigs shot her down mercilessly (just like they did with the black person) in a hail of bullets after some idiot teenagers were viciously assaulting her and she jumped out of her enclosure to defend herself.

Life after death

Posthumously, Tatiana has become an Internet superstar. In her first 24 hours on MySpace, she had acquired more than 118 MySpace Friends. TOW also deemed her sufficiently "notable" to merit an article.

Locals are currently flocking to the zoo to leave memorials to the late Tatiana, while snubbing the dead beaner.

A history of violence

Tatiana was born in Colorado. She was brought to the San Francisco Zoo in 2005 to provide another Siberian tiger with companionship. She soon attacked one of the zookeepers and destroyed most of her arm. The director of the zoo strongly favored destroying Tatiana, but a public outcry prevented the execution.

Tatiana's friends and relatives respond

Several of Tatiana's friends and relatives have come to her defense - or, in one case, their own! - in light of the many claims of her being the perpetrator of the incident that led to her demise.

	“	What a waste. We could have used her for a mascot on combatting illegal immigration!	„
	—Tammany Tiger

	“	On behalf of myself and the rest of the Standard Esso Enco Exxon Tiger Team, I'd like to say how much I'll miss Tatiana. She was always nothing more than playful, and loved to playfully swat little foreigner kids around the room like kittens do with balls of yarn or hapless rodents. If it's had been me, I'd have stuffed the little wetback in a gas tank! But we're not talking about me, we're talking about Tatiana. No matter what you may hear in the next few weeks, she never did it out of hatred, spite or angst - she did it for the lulz!	„
	—The Exxon Tigermart Tiger

	“	I emphatically deny I taught her how to bounce over that fence!	„
	—Tigger

	“	Oh, get off it already, Tatiana just succumbed to her instincts and bit the head off of some kid who just happened to look like a towelheaded hindu punk. Shit, most of us tigers can't tell a hindu from a paki, much less a Mexican! If anyone should know, it's me. So lay off Tatiana, okay?	„
	—Shere Khan

	“	So, like, Tatiana's gone spitsville, man. Let's show the departed a little of the respect deserving of the cool, y'know?	„
	—Cool Cat

	“	Heavens to Murgatroyd! Tatiana was like a sister to me, even, and now she's exited stage left!	„
	—Snagglepuss

	“	Fucking Nazi pigs had to go and kill her before I could feed Calvin to her, dammit!	„
	—Hobbes

	“	I spoke with Good King Friday XIII, and he's agreed to let the Make-Believe Trolley be used to transport Tatiana to her final resting place. It's a tragedy to say the least. If only we'd have known her need to vent her frustrations, we'd have introduced her to Fred Rogers years ago!	„
	—Daniel Striped Tiger

	“	Sorry, but I can't blame Tatiana for trying to eat that kid. I've had Mexicans for dinner, and all I can say is...they're GRRRRREAT!	„
	—Tony The Tiger

Previous Quote | Next Quote

The REAL reason Tatiana was killed

Damn! That Mexican food is fucking *HOT!*

In happier times.

	“	The illuminati had to put Tatiana down. You see, she knew too much about media control. She was just pointing out the other day that what is interesting to observe in media coverage is what is NOT ever reported. For example, Tatiana pointed out that no mainstream media ever reported on Steven Jones' peer reviewed article regarding 9-11. "It does not matter who you think did it", she said, "what matters is that no one will report that there is even a controversy being discussed by a noted physicist. Even if another physicist disputed his conclusions, no one would report that either." Ok, so for those of you who got distracted by the word "9-11" and who missed the point about media not even reporting that controversy exists, try this one. Tatiana told me that two weeks ago the defense minister of Japan started talking about UFO's. Now who cares whether or not there are UFO's? The story is that the defense minister is talking about them. Whether he is right or whacked out, that's a story. So why does the US media ignore it while telling us about Britney? Tatiana hated Britney and was shocked at what passed for news in this country. Tatiana was also reported to be taking calls from Ron Paul, asking questions about why the US gives contracts to proven slave traders like Haliburton, said something about the federal reserve being an illegal scam that got Kennedy killed, said the federal income tax was never ratified, and even mentioned that the United States should not tolerate Mexican since no other country on Earth does. Not even Norway! Geez. Tatiana had to be stopped. She knew too much. Watch your back, Koko.	„
	—Craigslist, srsly wtf?

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

• 
  pwnt
• 
  The furry fags must be bawling their non-existent hearts out!
• 
  Tatiana with friend Tony
• 
  The actual OH EXPLOITABLE of the event taken from Wikipedia. No, srsly. This is what TOW has come to.

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

• 
• 
  How it all went down
• 
  Kittenhood
• 
  The furries are not so different from us. Perhaps we can live in peace after all.
• 
  The cake is a lie!
• 
  Leave Tatiana alone! She was a defenseless animal who was tormented! She was only stickiing up for herself! You cruel human bastards!
• 
  The spirit of Tatiana lives on
• 
  Tatiana eats Lara Croft nom nom nom
• 
  Tatiana immemorialized by DeviantArt [1].
• 
  Even gay tigers salute Tatiana

See also

• Carlos Sousa Jr
• Delicious Cake
• Harambe
• Walter Palmer

External links

• Sufficiently "notable" I guess
• Tatiana Airlines
• Man eats tiger in protest.
• Chimps Escape, Attack Visitors
• Brave polar bear kills posh Etonian brat
• A challenger appears

	Tatiana the Tiger is part of a series on An Heroes
[iPod][Xbox] Died Alone 1-14 Jakarta Attacks • Aaron Bushnell • Aaron Howard • Aaron Swartz • AcidChan • Adam Lanza • Adolf Hitler • Akbarzhon Dzhalilov • Alan Turing • Alexis Pilkington • Amanda Todd • An Halo • Andrea Pignani • Andrew Kehoe • Andrew Koenig • Anthony Warner • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Artyom Kazantsev • Asa Coon • August Ames • Ben Vodden • Bob8466 • Brandon Clegg • Brandon Crisp • Brandon Hole • Brenda Williams • Brigit Gonzalez • Broadt Ledet • Bruce Pardo • Bubba Copeland • Budd Dwyer • Candyjunkie • Arcan Cetin • Charles Bishop • Charmaine Dragun • Chloe Sagal • Chris Benoit • Chris Dorner • Christine Chubbuck • Christopher Foster • Chris Harper-Mercer • Cho Seung-Hui • Clay Duke • Codey Porter • David Ritcheson • Derrick Bird • Devin Kelley • Dustin Michaels • Dylan Klebold • Elliot Rodger • Emma Jones • Eric Harris • Etika • Euler Grandolpho • George Hennard • George Sodini • Gizgiz • Gleb Korablev • Hannah Bond • Heath Ledger • Hunter S. Thompson • Israel Keyes • Jake Roberts • James Leshkevich • Jarrad Willis • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeff Weise • Jenny Grant • JewWario • Jiverly Voong • Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier • Joe Stack • John Houser • Jonathan Kendrick Lewis • José Betts • Jürgen Conings • Kevin Neil Whitrick • Klerck • Kurt Cobain • Leelah Alcorn • Livecorpse • Lowtax • Matthias Schoormann • Mario Ferreyra • Marvin Heemeyer • McSkillet • Megan Meier • Mercedes Herrera • Mia Janin • Mitchell Henderson • Mr. Hands • Matti Saari • Josh Ballard • Nathaniel Berhow • Nghtmrchld26 • Nikita Lytkin • Nikki Catsouras • OldDirtyBtard • Otoya Yamaguchi • Panya Khamrab • Paula Goodspeed • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Petri Gerdt • Philip Markoff • Quentin Hubbard • Rachele Rudd • Rehtaeh Parsons • Ricardo Lopez • Richard Jeni • Rina Palenkova • Robert Card • Robert Hawkins • Robin Williams • Ronnie McNutt • Rudolph Zurick • Ryan Palmeter • Sadie Davila • Salman Abedi • Sam Leeson • Shane Halligan • Shaun Dykes • Shawn Woolley • Shay • Shuaiby • Sol Pais • Stephanie Michelle Brown • Stephen Kazmierczak • Stephen Huff • Stephen Paddock • Stiletto one • Tang Yongming • Tatiana the Tiger • Terry Davis • The An Heroes of Bridgend • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • Tony48219 • Tyler Clementi • Tyler Dumstorf • Tyler Peterson • Verne Troyer • William Atchison Failures Adf-fuensalida • Ahuviya Harel • Alek Minassian • Amber Buttrum • Amy Bishop • Anton Bichivin • Ariana Raykotto • Audrey Hale • Aydin Paladin • Bernie Madoff • Brandon Clark • Brenda Spencer • Brian Clyde • Brian Connors • Brook Higgins • Campo Delgado • Charles Ziese • Cobanermani456 • Colonel McBadass • Crystal Shinkle • David Gray • DeWayne Craddock • Dimitrios Pagourtzis • Dmitry Vinogradov • Dylann Roof • Gabe Parker • George Stinney • Hugo Jackson • Ilnaz Galyaviev • Imma-The-Deer • Jakrapanth Thomma • James Huberty • Jameth • Jarrod Ramos • Jeffree Moon • Jessica Evert • Jonathan Ross • Joseph Camp • Justin-anon • Lindsay Souvannarath • Lolo Ferrari • Mamoru Takuma • Martin Bryant • Mary Bell • Michael Carneal • Michael Gimson • Missy • Mychal Bell • Neogrant • Nikkineko333 • Nikolas Cruz • Noah Esbensen • NuzzieKoma • Owen Wilson • Pikacat39 • PogoRoo • RainBoy107 • Richard Reid • Randan Fontaine • Rex Fowler • Robert Crimo • Robert Long • Salvador Ramos • Shaan Singh • Shinji Aoba • Sienna Johnson • Sirtom93 • Sneakylizard • Stephen Fry • TakeShotAction • Timur Bekmansurov • TJ Lane • Toaster Steve • Tom Preston • TooDamnFilthy • Tumbles the Stairdragon • Viper Related Pages 90 Day Jane • An hero day • ask.fm • Autoerotic asphyxiation • Columbine • Golden iPod • Heaven's Gate • High Score • How to become an hero • Jeffrey Epstein • Mydeathspace • Pseudocide • Shotgun mouthwash • Suicide • Suicidal Failure • The Great Sonic-cide of 2007 • Threatening suicide • Virginia Tech massacre • Waco