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[[File:BanaAlabed.jpg|thumb|What a terrorist's retarded daughter looks like.]] | [[File:BanaAlabed.jpg|thumb|What a terrorist's retarded daughter looks like.]] | ||
'''Bana | '''Bana Alabed''' is a {{Age|2009|6|7}}-year-old [[Syria]]n girl who, after being coached by her parents and supposed "''[[Fake News|news organization]]''" [[Al Jazeera]] in late [[2016]], began [[tweet]]ing out [[English]]-language anti-Assad [[propaganda]] 24/7 despite supposedly being located in a [[literal]] war-zone that's constantly getting [[Metal Gear Solid|carpet bombed by MiGs]]. After almost dying [[at least 100]] times and even '''''tweeting out her support for [[World War III]]''''', Bana was eventually "rescued" from Syria along with her parents and went on a vacation to [[Disney|Disney World]] – no, we aren't kidding, she actually went to fucking Disney World. | ||
In reality, Bana Alabed is the daughter of known [[ISIS]]-supporting [[terrorist]]s who want to overthrow the government of [[Pretty cool guy|benevolent]], [[Fact|democratically elected]] Syrian president, Bashar Al-Assad, and turn their home country into an absolute [[shithole]] where their young daughter can live a happy life as the [[literal]] [[Slave|property]] of whichever [[Old|middle-aged]] [[Mudslime|camel jockey]] is willing pay the most money to [[Virgin|deflower her]] at the age of 9. | |||
Recently, Bana has begun [[spamming]] [[Shock Site|photos of dead and injured Syrian children]] on Twitter in an attempt to stir up public outrage towards the Syrian government – which is particularly [[Balls|ballsy]] considering that her parents are intimately acquainted with the "''[[ISIS|moderate rebels]]''" who [[murdered]] and maimed the children in all of the images that Bana posts. | |||
== Western Propaganda Loli == | == Western Propaganda Loli == | ||
[[File:SyrianPuppet.jpg|thumb|Banana has a terrorist's hand jammed up her arse.]] | [[File:SyrianPuppet.jpg|thumb|Banana has a terrorist's hand jammed up her arse.]] | ||
{{quote|Dear world, it's better to start 3rd world war instead of letting Russia & assad commit #HolocaustAleppo|Banana Bread}} | |||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
{{collapsegallery|Galleria de Banana|Banana|center|<gallery perrow=" | {{collapsegallery|Galleria de Banana|Banana|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:MongoloidBanana.jpg|I can count to banana! | |||
File:SpoiledBanana.jpg|After Banana's house was bombed she went to live in a new house that looks exactly the same. | File:SpoiledBanana.jpg|After Banana's house was bombed she went to live in a new house that looks exactly the same. | ||
File:StabAJew.jpg|How Banana feels about those filthy [[Jews]]. | File:StabAJew.jpg|How Banana feels about those filthy [[Jews]]. | ||
File:LiarsOfAleppo.jpg|A hipster, a feminist, a nigger and a loli. | File:LiarsOfAleppo.jpg|A hipster, a feminist, a nigger and a loli. | ||
File: | File:SyrianFriedLoli.jpg|thumb|What a Syrian girl looks like after being strapped with explosives by [[Hillary Clinton|US-backed]] "''[[ISIS|rebels]]''". | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=" | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
analfistingbana.jpg | |||
File:PropagandaConfirmed1.jpg | File:PropagandaConfirmed1.jpg | ||
File:BananaFirstFollower.jpg | File:BananaFirstFollower.jpg | ||
File:PropagandaConfirmed2.jpg | File:PropagandaConfirmed2.jpg | ||
File:Jackfollowsbana.png | |||
File:AGameOfMedia.jpg|[[Game of Thrones|Game of Drones]], coming soon to Aleppo. | |||
</Gallery>}} | </Gallery>}} | ||
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* [[Heidi Crowter|Potato Alabed]] | * [[Heidi Crowter|Potato Alabed]] | ||
* [[Fake News]] | * [[Fake News]] | ||
* [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]] | |||
* [[Greta Thunberg]] | |||
== External Links == | |||
* {{archive|KC1D6|Banana literally wants to start World War 3}} | |||
Latest revision as of 09:30, 28 July 2024
Bana Alabed is a 15-year-old Syrian girl who, after being coached by her parents and supposed "news organization" Al Jazeera in late 2016, began tweeting out English-language anti-Assad propaganda 24/7 despite supposedly being located in a literal war-zone that's constantly getting carpet bombed by MiGs. After almost dying at least 100 times and even tweeting out her support for World War III, Bana was eventually "rescued" from Syria along with her parents and went on a vacation to Disney World – no, we aren't kidding, she actually went to fucking Disney World.
In reality, Bana Alabed is the daughter of known ISIS-supporting terrorists who want to overthrow the government of benevolent, democratically elected Syrian president, Bashar Al-Assad, and turn their home country into an absolute shithole where their young daughter can live a happy life as the literal property of whichever middle-aged camel jockey is willing pay the most money to deflower her at the age of 9.
Recently, Bana has begun spamming photos of dead and injured Syrian children on Twitter in an attempt to stir up public outrage towards the Syrian government – which is particularly ballsy considering that her parents are intimately acquainted with the "moderate rebels" who murdered and maimed the children in all of the images that Bana posts.
Western Propaganda Loli
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Gallery
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After Banana's house was bombed she went to live in a new house that looks exactly the same. -
How Banana feels about those filthy Jews. -
A hipster, a feminist, a nigger and a loli. -
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Game of Drones, coming soon to Aleppo.
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External Links
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