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	“	YOUTOLDMEYOUWEREGONNAGETTHELITTLEBIGMAC ITHOUGHTYOUSAIDYOUWEREGONNAGETONEWITHAVEGETABLEANDAWATER!!!!	„
	—Violette rapping away her anger in VIOLETTE'S GRAND MAC ATTACK!!!

	“	WILLIAM!!!!	„
	—Violette's catchphrase

	“	DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!!	„
	—William's catchphrase

	“	FRICKIN JURK!!!!	„
	—Bill's catchphrase

	“	YOUR SISTER NEEDS THE XBOX	„
	—Violette in "DAD SHOOTS DON'S XBOX!!!!!!"

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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you shouldn't eat too much cheese...

So here's a question to everyone: what do you get when you take McJuggerNuggets, make the son into a spoiled 16 year old brat, make the mother a loud obnoxious bitch, and make the father a fat slob who can't get up off the damn recliner for his life? You get the worst excuse of a AHYUCK, EXCELLENT PARENTS DESTROYING DA KIDZ XBAWX KONSOLE 4 VYOOS LOLOLOLOLOL channel, "Violette1st." While not as popular as McJuggerNuggets, this godawful excuse of a channel still has somehow gained a cult following among people who actually like this shit. And the worst part is many retards think this shit is legit. Seriously, families are not this dysfunctional. It only happens in dem 20th Century poorly drawn Rhode Island based cartoons. Stop believing this shit is real. It's fake. It's staged. Get a life.

Unfortunately, the channel is still shitting out new content for the manchildren of YouTube to see. The channel is at over 430,000 subscribers and counting.

The Premise

The videos take place at a house in a small town that nobody gives a rats ass about called Mount Airy, State-that-Bronycon-is-held. There are a lot of plots to be found within these videos, so we shall list them here.

Food related videos - These seem to be the most common. Basically Violette calls William down for some food, conflict ensues, the food gets destroyed, screaming and yelling ensues, and that's the end.
Video game related videos - Same as the food videos, except it involves the video game console being destroyed.
Car hijacking videos - These involve William stealing the car, and yelling and screaming ensues when he gets back.
William swearing videos - These involve William saying a curse word and yelling and screaming ensues.

You might notice the distinct trend of "yelling and screaming ensues", because that's basically all that these fucking videos do, causing massive fucking ear rape, and headaches. At least with McJuggerNuggets, the screaming wasn't painfully as loud as this abomination of a channel.

The Totally Real Characters

William - A spoiled emo brat who only subsists on Xbox, Grand Theft Auto, Fortnite, Mountain Dew, and Doritos. Is constanly whining and always fights his mother and father. For god's sake, he's 16 years old. He should know that he shouldn't be doing shit like this. And the worst part is many people actually support him. Because the brat who causes all the shit should get all the praise in the world!

Bill - The "main antagonist" of the videos. A fat slob who subsists on McDonald's, Burger King, basically anything he could stuff in his fatass face. You think he would be a bit better than William in that sense. Well, APRIL FOOLS DUMBASS! Both of them are equally unlikable. Only one's even fatter and not as much of brat, while the other one is not-so-fat, and constantly gets spoiled.

Violette - You think Bill and William are bad? Well, hear this; Violette's the worst character in the videos. She's the one who constantly spoils William, and need we remind you to HER FUCKING OBNOXIOUS VOICE!? Jesus fuck, it's like a siren and a dog whistle fucked and made a love child. You are a goddamn saint if you don't go deaf after hearing her screaming. She also can speak so incredibly fast that she could give Eminem a run for his money.

Andy - Believe it or not: Andy's the best character. Yeah, we can't believe it either. Despite looking like a hobo, and him too having his moments, he's actually a pretty chill dude. Without a doubt, the best character in the videos.

The Videos of Pure Torture

The godawful video that started it all

"BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAAAAAH!!!"

One of the painfully unfunny pranks Violette did.

A fan video of that explains every Violette1st video. Goes on for TEN VIDEOS.

Failed abortions on tape

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External Links

Violette1st - The main channel where it all began.
Violette2nd - A less popular channel. Mainly cooking, vlog, or just messing around videos.
RagingGaming - Yes, no joke. Violette allowed her fucking spoiled brat child open up a gaming channel. Did some shitty livestreams with Violette being taught how to play GTAV and Fortnite. It wasn't until he finally uploaded his first walkthrough of Payday 2. The walkthrough has some of the most horrible audio ever to be recorded.
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