Cookie Run
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Cookie Run (also known as Cock Run, Cock Cunt, or Cock Fun) is a fucking shitty game series made by a bunch of South Koreans called Devsisters for the mobile fags where the only thing to do is run because of not reason. This thing is centred in a world with a bunch of cookies with life, which is so stupid. The only thing to do here is run to get points and and items, overcome obstacles, and fight or escape enemies. Like every other trash games, goes to the Android, IOS and IPhones.
Gameplay
While the game is only centred for running only, but theres some game modes put in it.
Breakout
Basically the primary game mode. RUN RUN RUN RUN
Cookie Trials
In this mode, Players makes teams from available collected cookies and try to get some pointz to get the best ranks, going to Bronze to Diamond. Rewards are given for climbing ranks. When a new cookie comes out with a Cookie Trial, players will receive a New Cookie Cup, which provides players with extra rewards for each level earned, such as more crystals or chests to be used in the game's Gacha to unlock new cookies, pets, or treasures.
Trophy Race
This mode is actual multiplayer mode. One of the 10 global players compete to see wo have the most high score and get some fucking trophies. Trophies are also used for unlock some new lands up to Champion's League. The Champion League's are also a other mode for this one where most skilled players run on 3 arenas to gets some useless ranks at the end of a season. By playing in the Champion's League, players earn Medals, exchanged for items, cookies, costumes, pets, or treasures. The Champion's League also includes the Hall of Fame, where players pay tribute to the highest-ranking players globally for free rewards such as crystals, rescue tickets, or coins.
The Island of Memories
On this mode, cocks run on the memories of some bitches called Hero Cookie, Cheerleader Cookie, Dr.Wasabi and Mustard Cookie. This mode as more boss fights, which makes it more fun...?
Guild Run
The only mode that looks "good" but isn't. Is full of a bunch of faggots, and that include you. You can run, cook and explore differentent regions together. Guild Runs are on diferent competitivge seasons (which sucks since you can't select which place want you are), four guild runs fights against each other on foreign lands.
Story Mode
Like if was necesary, fags will run as fuck to collect some "pieces of story" which reads about Gingerbrave and his gay and trans friends main adventure. Like if was Angry Birds, you can earn 1-3 stars for each Run and order them to count on the Chapter's Rewards which are crystals. After you reach three stars in a specific stage, you can get better ingredients from Pouches such as ingredients to level up your Magic Candies and ingredients to craft some items in Laboratory.
Main Games
OvenBreak
This was the beginning of the shithole. Released on 15 june of 2009 (and re-released on 2016). was globally released (except China) This is the typical Running game but in 2D for the people that really HATES the 3D Graphics.
In late-November 2018, Devsisters collaborated with Sanrio for a shitty Hello Kitty event from 29 November to 19 December.
Cookie Run Kingdom
This thing was released on winter of 2021, this game as new bad-ass cookies and 200 new levels. This crap tells a story about the characters gets a new life his new kingdom after raping that witch from Ovenbreak. She brought them to life and has an overarching narrative of the cookies set out on an expedition to rediscover the lost Ancient Kingdoms before Dark Enchantress Cookie possesses them. Because nobody asked for, The game have a collaboration with KFC until gets deleted forever on 8 february 2021. Later on September 2021, the Furfags of SEGA wanted to have a collaboration of this with, You know, Sonic. By this, the game explote of popularity of furries starting to masturbate with cookies instead of Sonic characters.
Cookie Run OvenSmash
Yes, they are making other game. But in this case, similiar to Ovenbreak and Kingdom. Probably they gonna canceled it or change something lol.
Spin-Off Games, because why not?
Cookie Wars
Cookie Warts was a Strategy game using as base the other games plot, on 2018 DevSisters announce the game will be deleted because no fucking reason.
Cookie Run: Puzzle World
formerly named Cookie Run: JellyPop and Hello! Brave Cookies, is a crappy rip-off of Candy Crush realeased on January 2020.
Fanbase
The fanbase is full of toxic aspies that love shipping male characters and say that some female characters are trannies, which means that everybody on the fandom are too sensitive to the characters sexualities, genders and races.
Gallery
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Basically, a pedobait.
Links
- The official game website.
- Devfuckers' site (Korean)
[hhttps://discord.gg/EXAaNFxWTm/cookierun Official Cock Run Discord]
The YouTube page
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