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Braixen

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Voluntary exposure to this article may turn you into a furry. Please resist the temptation.


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Sometime between 2011 and 2012, Game Freak created a peculiar line of foxes with the aim of attracting more furries to their ranks of overaged fans who lost control of their lives. After Zoroark failed to replicate the popularity of Lucario among furfags with lots of disposable income, Game Freak knew they needed to design a winner and chief among the three is Braixen, the Furry Loli Waifu Pokémon. With the body of a loli and an anthropomorphic, bipedal fox with thick thighs, their diabolical plan worked, resulting in much Jew Gold for Game Freak and Nintendo.

Braixen's place in furries' hearts is secure for the time being, as no Generation VII Pokémon was quite as tailor-made for these sick fucks. Lastly, despite having an 87.5% chance of being male, most fanart tends to depict Braixen as a female, and that's no good!

Pokkén Tournament

Sex always sells

Pokkén Tournament was released globally in 2016 on the Wii U, to absolutely no fanfare from anyone except Pokéfags and furries. The game's roster of playable characters included Braixen, but not its evolved form, Delphox. This was due to Braixen's popularity among furries, which led to massive butthurt from many losers because...reasons that we don't know or care at all.

Besides, nobody likes Delphox, because she isn't loli material.

Pokkén Tournament did eventually go on to be the Wii U's best-selling game of 2016, but being that it's the Wii U, it only took a dozen copies to achieve that.

Videos

Typical Braixen fag

Someone molesting Braixen

Majority of Pokémon fans support this

Gallery

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See also

External links

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