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Braixen
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Voluntary exposure to this article may turn you into a furry. Please resist the temptation. |
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Sometime between 2011 and 2012, Game Freak created a peculiar line of foxes with the aim of attracting more furries to their ranks of overaged fans who lost control of their lives.
After Zoroark failed to replicate the popularity of Lucario among furfags with lots of disposable income, Game Freak knew they needed to design a winner; thus Braixen, the Furry Loli Waifu Pokémon was born. With the body of a loli and an anthropomorphic, bipedal fox with thick thighs, their diabolical plan worked, resulting in much Jew gold for Game Freak and Nintendo.
Braixen's place in furries' hearts is secure for the time being, as no Generation VII Pokémon was quite as tailor-made for these sick fucks. Lastly, despite having an 87.5% chance of being male, most fanart tends to depict Braixen as a female, and that's no good!
Braixen's Game
Pokkén Tournament Braixen's Game was released globally in 2016 on the Wii U, to absolutely no fanfare from anyone except Pokéfags and furries. The game's roster of playable characters included only about Braixen fighting other Braixen's. However, this soon lead to massive butthurt from many NORPs that want to play as their favourite Pokémon; but considering Braixen's overshadowing popularity among furries and nerds, their cries were all but silenced.
Braixen's Game did eventually go on to be the Wii U's best-selling game of 2016, but being that it's the Wii U, it only took a dozen copies to achieve that.
But seriously, this is every Pokkén match ever
Braixen on /vp/
As usual, Braixen is often worshiped among the hivemind that is /vp/. In fact, everyday you see a post something related to Braixen in one way, often pornographic or lewd. Once in a while though, you will see an innocent and benign post, but we don't give two shits about those.
Lastly, don't get me started on Phox Phriday. It's basically a circlejerk every Friday, where anons do nothing but post about how they want rape Braixen before choking her to death. This is proof that /vp/ is among the worst of the boards on 4chan, next to /pol/ and /v/.
Videos
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I don't know, some English lessons perhaps?
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Every Phox Phriday summarised -
3D model ready for SFM porn
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See also
- Furries - Why she was created.
- Gardevoir
- Goodra - Another Generation VI waifu, according to Slugfucker.
- Loli
- Lopunny
- Lucario
- Pokémon
- Tourneyfags - Will defend her constantly in Pokkén.
- /vp/
- Zoroark
External links
- Braixen hentai doujinshi
- Feel free to fap to your heart's content, you sick fuck
- Some other sick fuck jerking off to a small Braixen figurine
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Braixen is part of a series on Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage. |
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Braixen is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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Braixen is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |