Cloyster

Original diagram explaining the clitorus

THRTY FOURED

Final form

Cloytse

Cloyster can be frustrating for pedos

Even the trainers love Cloyster

Cloyster is all man.

File:Cloisters.jpg

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

Being the sexual deviants they are, Nintendo wanted to design a Pokemon with such an extreme sexual innuendo without people knowing. Thus, Cloyster (or Cloyteris or Clitser) was designed. All the important parts were implemented, the two labia's and the clitorus, with an extra anti rape goblin to prevent the delicious loli from being attacked by Pedobear. Some argue Nintendo wanted to sexually educate the children in a non-adulterous way, but the truth is Satoshi Tajiri (creator of Pokemans btw) just wanted the delicious loli.

Clamp Attack

Unlike most Vaginas, Cloysteris WILL eat your cock if you try to fuck it. Firstly, it'll use its famous move 'Clamp' where the whole shell will trap your cock. Then the anti-rape goblin will proceed to eat your delicious cock whilst you yell out FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-. Whilst all this is happening, Cloyster will be having many extreme lulz at your expense. However, taking into account that the Anti Rape goblin is a nigra, scientists believe you can use watermelonz or chikinz as a distraction so you can escape.

However, some Cloysters were born with a genetic deficiency and instead of an Anti Rape goblin inside them, they will have Goatse (refer to the picture on the right in case you're wondering what that would look like). Should you get attacked by Cloytse, then all hope is lost for you. The infamous 'second asshole' inside the first asshole of Goatse will nom nom on your penis.

How to make?

1.paint the outer skin surroundings of your Vagoo.Get an image of Cloyster as a guide.

2.paint the lip with gray

3.Put a giant black Marble inside.

4.????

5.PROFIT

See Also

• Pokemon
• Vagina

Cloyster is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON Abra	Aggron Aggron	Alakazam Alakazam	Bidoof Bidoof	Blastoise Blastoise
Braixen Braixen	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto	Empoleon Empoleon
Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno	Jynx Jynx
Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing	Lanturn Lanturn
Cunnilingus Lickitung	Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia	Metapod Metapod
Mewtwo Mewtwo	Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte	Pikaman Pikaman
Pokemon Go Pokémon Go	Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape	Probopass Probopass
JustinRPG Reshiram	Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin	Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey
Slowpoke Slowpoke	Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover	Squirtle Squirtle
Suicune Suicune	Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark