George Washington

America's only president who didn't choke on cock

Washington needs your help to write the Constitution, and amend it with lowering the age of consent.

Founding the United States, Washington made it his duty to protect:

• freedom of speech
• people from a privately controlled federal bank
• freedom to grow your own pot (which he grew himself)
• the private sector from starting wars

Of course slowly amurrika became a cesspool of failure and abolished his hard work by taking a steaming, warm shit on the constitution.

He was honored for his hard work by having the shittiest state named after him

George owned Niggers

George Washington didnt care about freedom for all people, only white people. Being the true american hero he was he owned a whole family of niggers (or about 100, cause they breed like spics). Infact he lent his niggers to his friends to help pick cotton. If his niggers steped out of line, he would beat the shit out of them, like a true american hero. Also, he allows niggers to lick his butt.

Fun Facts

• Washington has a myspace: "CLICK ME, BITCH!"
• George Washington was totally gay for Abe Lincoln.
• George Washington killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why.
• George Washington was also good friends with King George, of England.
• George liked 1700's disco, and raving.
• George Washington once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a party "lulz".
• George reportedly had a wig for his wig and a brain for his heart.
• George grew hemp and would cringe if he knew faggots like Ronald Reagan would come along and illegalize it with their war on drugs bullshit.
• George Washington had scrotal hypospadias.
• George Washington had no teeth

Gallery

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  Apparently, George Washington and King George were very close friends.
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  George at one of his earlier raves.
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  Wisdom from our Founding Fathers.
• George washington was key in the fight against the dark side.
  George washington was key in the fight against the dark side.
• He kills British and doesnt afraid of anything...
  He kills British and doesnt afraid of anything...

See Also

• Where's George?

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