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Leadership

Vermin Supreme is without a doubt, hands down the best candidate to run for president in all history of America. His policies rival that of the ever revered George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. The boot atop his head is said to grant him knowledge beyond the comprehension of any mortal human. According to polls, Vermin Supreme has at least over 9000% chance of winning this election. Anyone who votes otherwise is a fucking Jew who can't handle the fact that their so-called all-powerful "God" has finally met his match.

The presidential campaign

Trolling since 1988

Vermin Supreme is extremely cunning and calculated in his race for the White House. His tactics against the opposition usually consist of damning their genes to the eternal gayness and spraying them with pixie dust.

Just like the one before him, the failure Baroque Obama, Vermin Supreme tries to appeal to all voting groups by claiming to be a friendly fascist and a tyrant one could trust. Of course we all know that being a failure is not one of Supreme's qualities as future's absolute ruler. In fact it was Baroque that actually mimicked Supreme, like every other religion before Pastafaria mimicked the said religion. The dude did it, duh! Neanderthal W. "Missing Link" Bush, both of them and Dickie "Chucky" Cheney are said to have helped.

His presidential promises, the promises that he himself promised not to fulfill (at least he's being honest, folks) are a competent bunch of the following. Health: an excellent and forced dental plan. Energetics: converting to a green zombie power. Everything else: a pony based currency and identification systems for... everything else.

Not that any of that matters, however, since everybody knows that his victory is assured, remaining his and only his for the taking. Being an immortal, an omnipotent, an omniscient and all that deity among men surely helps. Vote for him or die!

Videos

	“	Free ponies for all Americans.	„

Spreading the word.

Winning hearts and minds

Killing infants, FTW

What's not to love?

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  Vermin's message is too powerful for some voters.
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  The USA after Vermin's election

Other Candidates

• Ron Paul
• Mitt Romney
• Rick Santorum
• Rick Perry
• Newt Gingrich
• Michele Bachmann

See Also

• Put Shoe On Head
• Teeth
• Ponies
• Zombie

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