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Anarchy
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NO RULERS! NO BOUNDARIES!! WOO! FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!
ANARCHY MEANS THAT I LITTER <-- AND THAT YOU ARE A FAG
ON THE OTHER HAND, ACTUAL ANARCHISTS ACTUALLY PWN. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY ARE HARD TO COME BY DUE TO BEING IN PRISON FOR KILLING WANNABES
...I stumbled in here, now I'm lost and kind of afraid.
SUM L4ZER BR4NZ REINCARNATED ANARCHY AS STUDENTS FOR A DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY. IZ BAD.
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NO RULERS! NO BOUNDARIES!! WOO! FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!
ANARCHY MEANS THAT I LITTER <-- AND THAT YOU ARE A FAG
ON THE OTHER HAND, ACTUAL ANARCHISTS ACTUALLY PWN. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY ARE HARD TO COME BY DUE TO BEING IN PRISON FOR KILLING WANNABES
...I stumbled in here, now I'm lost and kind of afraid.
SUM L4ZER BR4NZ REINCARNATED ANARCHY AS STUDENTS FOR A DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY. IZ BAD.
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FUCK YOU GUYS
Seriously. Anarchy would only last a few weeks, then after that you would have de-facto local warlords riding around in pickup trucks shooting old ladies and raping your mom. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING STUPID KIDS. If you want anarchy, you can have it. Just pack up and move to some third world hell hole with basically no government and see how long you survive, you idiot teenagers. Fuck you. Fuck you in the goat ass, with your faggot hair dye and your piercings. You wouldn't survive 15 minutes of anarchy.
FUCK YOU GUYS
Seriously. Anarchy would only last a few weeks, then after that you would have de-facto local warlords riding around in pickup trucks shooting old ladies and raping your mom. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING STUPID KIDS. If you want anarchy, you can have it. Just pack up and move to some third world hell hole with basically no government and see how long you survive, you idiot teenagers. Fuck you. Fuck you in the goat ass, with your faggot hair dye and your piercings. You wouldn't survive 15 minutes of anarchy. You little cunts. Your mohawk isn't going to save you when a warlord rips off your head and shits down your neck while your loved ones watch.
OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
The other day I saw this SUV with an Obama sticker and an anarchy sign sticker right next to each other. What the shit is that? People like that are why the whole thing has become an idiotic cliche. I mean, sure, I know every government in history has been corrupt and evil on some level, but that's because people in general are really fucked up. Do you really think a state of total anarchy would be any better? I know what you are going to say: "Well, I'm not a true anarchist, I'm an anarcho-communist, which actually blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah......" Are you shitting me? Anarcho-communist? Now you are just being ridiculous. The government is in charge of everything except when they are in charge of nothing? Did your mother let you eat paint chips as a child? Honestly, give me a break. Only retarded teenagers are interested in anything other than the dictionary definition of anarchy. Why are you still fucking reading this? Stop reading it, you faggot. Go read a book. Oh, I forgot. Books aren't ANARCHY and HARDCORE. Oh, fuck off. Are you still reading this? You are such an asshole. Srsly, fuck off. Disregard that, I suck at least 100 cocks a day.
History
Contrary to popular belief, oljk,mhynfanarchism does have a history, despite the fact that many anarchists today are worthless piece of shit punk rock listeners. Like communists, anarchists have a misguided belief that people can live BLACK PEOPLE in a society without bosses and the government. History is still waiting for them to prove themselves right. LOL DONGS The most often cited example is Spain during its civil war, before anarchists were pwned by Fascists and Communists and their own aura of worthlessness.
Normal anarchism was invented at least 100 years ago by liberal emofags and queers like Pierre-Joseph Proudhon and Peter Kropotkin, both of whom hated their parents as 13 year old boys. They had the idea that they could live "outside of society," but keep all their stuff. rrhBoth being trustfund junkies this was pretty easy to envisage. Normal anarchists believe in markets controlled by workers while others believe in a system that's like the end-state of communist theory where everybody is free to sit on their bums and collect dust while magically receiving all the finer shit in life. Also, cocks. And fukken shit. Let's not forget that your muther is a slut. Diogenes of Sinope was caught masturbating in the marketplace. I'M FUCKING BORED. RECENT CHANGES IS EMPTY
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Anarchists
People who "believe" in anarchy are all 14 year old boys or 16 year old girls or emo boys (or Weev, who is both) who hate their parents, Dubya and the law. They listen to Linkin Park and/or Morrissey. ANARCHY FOREVER.
Ashlee Simpson is an anarchist because she has the anarchy symbol on her drum set, and thus she r0x0rs.
Winona Ryder is an anarchist because she defied the law and stuck it to The Man! ZOMG!!111!
Noam Chomsky is an anarchist, but unlike most suburban anarchist kids, he actually has more than just a brain stem. He makes anarchism seem like an intellectual philosophy and writes essays on the foreign policy of the US. Every god-fearing American knows that he's an America-hating liberal who should be shot for treason.
Billie Joe Armstrong Of Green Day is a Fucking Punx D.Y.I Anarchist because he filmed his video for American Idiot in the U.K, How Fukkn Harcor!!
You yourself can become an anarchist and fight the system dawg, by walking to your Hot Topic and finding some nice Converse sneakers that have little A's with circles around them. This will make you accepted by your peers and will prepare you for your rebellion when your parents take away your car keys for failing that test. Remember that if they actually were to create a REVOLUTION!( SM4SH THEH STAET!!!1!!), there would be only a max of 99 anarchists per rioting area. Since the majority of their power level comes from stimulant drugs and death metal, you would simply need to burn the drugs and cut stereo wires to leave them fleeing back to their online forums. (Bonus if you burn the weed in their direction.)
Unknown to most longcat is a loooong time Anarchist, because of his fuck off attitude towards the long standing cat length regulation standard BLACK PEOPLE act passed at least 100 years ago. No system will ever hold him down and tell him how long he can be. He stands as an inspiring model of self-expression.
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Template:Youtube2 is a fat, pastydude bent on overthrowing all forms of government. Although, as an "anarcho-capitalist" he is completely oblivious to the fact that should government disappear another entity
Nowadays anarchists mostly hang out in malls and try to look tough. Every year, they also go to international labor rallies to smash shit and get arrested by the cops. Many try to bring back the good ole days of Spain and Hungary, with no rulerz, free booze and Martian hookers. Others follow the modern examples of Mexico and Argentina, where an anarchist is just a lazy fuck who complains about capitalism. Tribes, Kazaa and P2P are also based on anarchy which is why they suck. Most Internet anarchists are hypocrites because most are admins on message boards anyway, and they suck cock. Most anarchists are socialists and commies who smoke too much weed. This is Ironic because anarchy and socialism/communism are complete opposites. FUCK YOUR SHIT NIGGER BLAHHHHH
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You know all that merchandise you see at HAWT TOPIKZ?? Yeah, buy it. Er.. nigger I mean, ask your parents to give you your allowance, have them drive you to a local mall, and ask your parents to buy it for you. If they don't, they don't understand your hard life as an anarchist.Anarchists after a hard long day at H4WT T0P1X.
Then, buy or steal any kind of makeup, gel, lube, and hair dye that you can. Use all of it at once. Definitely shows how kewl you are.
Go to Hot Topic. Close your eyes, and point you finger randomly in the music section. The CD you point at, buy it. Repeat this at least 100 times. Just please, DO NOT listen to them. Doing so will rape your brain, or what's left of it.
With the gel and/or lube, spike your hair in a row, the longer the hair, the moar winnerer you are!!
Play Guitar Hero every day, watch Jackass, perform those stunts, and nail as many posters as you can to your room's walls to cover them.
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...I stumbled in here, now I'm lost and kind of afraid.
SUM L4ZER BR4NZ REINCARNATED ANARCHY AS STUDENTS FOR A DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY. IZ BAD.
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