Lee Stranahan

Lee Stranahan^✡ is a former liberal who completely copped out and became a conservative, because fuck ethics.

The Liberal Years

During his time as a leftist he worked as a fine art photographer focusing on wholesome family scenes. Sadly, Lee's original works disappeared due to a small problem detected in early September of 2012.

Becoming Conservative

Lee promptly jumped ship when he learned he could get paid for politics and his round of TV appearances, podcasts, and blog posts began in earnest.

But there were a few small things holding him back. 32 small things to be exact; Lee was in need of a little repair work due to a problem he picked up during his liberal years.

Lee attached himself to the now deceased faux-Conservative muckraker Andrew Breitbart, a Jew with absolutely no sense of humor but a fabulous ability to channel William Randolph Heart's primary invention, Yellow Journalism. .

Brandon Darby

Lee needed a front man for his expanding media operation, but just long enough for him to replace those choppers. He needed someone he could dispose of, someone with fatal baggage, and who better for that role than the famous American hero Brandon Darby? Lee met Brandon Darby, his soul mate and surrogate father of several of Lee's hell-spawn, after they traded some furry porn at a Breitbart fundraiser and decided that Darby should sleep with Lee's wife to attempt to improve the Stranahan families Asberger's and dwarfism-plagued gene pool.

Darby disposability came from a series of harmless pranks that began in the summer of 2011. Listen carefully kids - have you been swatted by this man?

Lee Stranahan - Unmasked

Not only a proponent of bondage, Lee also came out in favor of the appropriate handling of girls who are asking for it receiving their just deserts. Those humorless fucks at Bullyville took issue with Lee's vigorous defense of the fine young men of the Steubenville high school football team.

I’ll have to admit, I’m a little annoyed that I have to take any time out of my day to respond to your half-truths and conspiracy theories; propagated by some nobody who is clearly beneath me, nevertheless here we are. Quite honestly, it disgusts me that you refer to yourself as a reporter/blogger/journalist because you’re neither. It’s self-loathing bottom feeders like yourself who give excellent and noble reporters/bloggers/journalists a bad name. You have failed at everything else in life, so now you’re making a run at being a “journalist” without the prerequisite skills required. It seems you’ve forgotten that a journalist’s place is to report the story, not to invent the story out of thin air and lies. I know that you so desperately seek attention and want people to view you as a credible news source, but that ship sailed years ago. My guess would be that occurred around the time you were dabbling in fetish porn with apparent underage “models”. -James McGibney

Bullyville's rhetoric was so persuasive that Lee promptly surrendered.