GamerGate/POTM

STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT!
ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot?

This is a list of people on the wrong side of history and GamerGate.

The shitstorm that is GamerGate attracted hordes of fat losers to it like flies to shit in a pathetic attempt to become internet famous. This quest comes in the forum of boring videos, poorly written articles and streams where they all host one another and circlejerk which last 9 fucking hours each and no one with a life would bother watching, which, luckily for them, doesn't include anyone who supports GamerGate.

Big players

Internet Aristocrat

Your hero Jim

The architect behind it all who still lives at home. Under the names Jim81Jim and GamesGoodMeBad he used to make shitty videos about Spax3 and Juggalos before realizing that he was just as balls to the wall retarded as spax and people liking Insane Clown Posse. His channel was thankfully shut down and nothing of value was lost, as nobody even cared to back up his videos, including the retard himself. Jim also has a love for Asian women, but despite their cheapness and Jim's parents wealth he still haven't fuck any. In fact he hasn't fucked anyone, ever. This would explain his hatred for women and why we can expect this gentleman to be the next real gentleman.

His idea of a fun friday is making prank calls. What a loser.

	“	I have gone completely autistic, I can't do this	„
	—Jim before every video

Milo Yiannopoulos

ED admin plays a fun game with Milo. You should try too!

Milo in just a few years

Solid reasoning on why Milo is a fucking act

A.k.a Nero a.k.a Milo Wagner is a greasy, olive-picking, corrupt right-wing cocksucker who recently turned 30 but who's hairline seems to be pushing 55. Before trying to profit off GamerGate he was busy preventing fair competition when his company Wrong Agency Ltd. prevented another company at winning a shitty award.

He also created something called The Kernel, which ironically and very apropos to Milo didn't contain one kernel of truth.

Twue gaymer.

Also not a gamer and used to call out gamers for the nerds that they are. Sadly, now he's retracted those statements and moved into his basement to play DnD and get ~~fat~~ fatter. The only thing he did right in his career was linking to ED.

For fun tweet him and ask is he wants any "updog".

	“	Outside of very narrow topics Milo is pretty fucking stupid.	„
	—Someone telling it like it is

Sargon of Akkad

MRA. Hates women with a passion, which why is this British faggot haven't gotten laid. Ever.

Records his shows with a tinfoil hat on and does "research" by looking shit up on google and then coming to the conclusion that everything is part of a government, feminist conspiracy.

When he isn't making videos about how DARPA is out to get him he makes a weekly video where he reads an internet article and yells at it.

Wants to fuck Christina Hoff Sommers.

Mundane Matt

Commentator on the whole. Doesn't have any influence. The most boring person you will ever listen to. Gets butthurt over bullshit every two days and cries about it on youtube which is his meal ticket when he isn't already using food stamps.

So poor he records the audio for his shows on a cellphone in his car.

KingofPol

Bryan Dunn is the typical GamerGate supporter. Ugly, single, overweight, uneducated and a neckbearded perma-virgin still living at home. During a stream this unlovable spic started crying like the little bitch he is after hitting on and being rejected by every girl on the GamerGate side (which is sad considering how ugly they all are) and then broke his keyboard. He cried for hours on end how he will never score and why he is still single, and how much he wants to fuck any women, but mostly the Boxxy look-a-like Shoe0nhead, as a dimwitted bimbo is perfect for his level of maturity.

He is also a complete conspiracy tard, who believes in anything from reptilians to a faked moon landing to fucking chemtrails. And you wonder why nobody takes GamerGate seriously?

	“	yes im a lonely guy	„
	—KoP finally being truthful for once

RogueStarGamez

We got a badass over here

Don't hurt his precious feelings, guis

Slade Villena is a former employee at Zynga, known for making the most casual of casual Facebook games, so it would only make sense if someone who used to develop Farmville were to proclaim being the leader of GamerGate. After being fired for spying on people, Slade wrote an angry reddit post. After getting shit-canned Slade decided he was going to make a Kickstarter. He actually managed his target goal of $12,000 for a shitty space shooter, that has oddly enough never won anything. He used his contact at Penny Arcade to promote the game. After successfully begging for money, Slade had the idea of trying again but this opting for a higher goal. This didn't work out as he forgot to talk to his friends so they could promote the game for him, so when he asked for a whopping $189,999 all he got was $1,117. So the project has been canceled until he gets famous enough from GamerGate to make people donate.

Lately he was caught telling people to hack Zoe Quinn despite all her shit already being out there, then he tried to get people to e-mail Vox, but nobody cared. Recently he was interviewed by The Escapist but it was quickly taken down, as they released there was no point in wasting bandwidth on a complete nobody.

The quality you can expect from this retard

	“	I've had a red light of the wrist without me even gettin' kissed... I'm far, far away with my head up in the clouds	„
	—-Slade

Minor players

NEET LIFE

Aka. Socks aka. Rinaxas is a fat depressed land-whale, who does nothing but sit on her fat ass all day and tweet about shit. Once and awhile she actually makes a video, when she isn't busy playing Diablo 3 and fingering herself.

Camera Lady

Fat, autistic lesbian and a stalker. Only got into GamerGate to sexually harrass all the chicks. If you meet her protect your vegina.

Lo-Ping

Furfag that manages to be everywhere while barely contributing shit. Occasionally appears on streams to spread his furfaggotary and makes YouTube video's that nobody cares about. Chose the avatar of a panda as even if he was the last male on earth no woman would let him inside, even if it meant the survival of the species.

theHat2

Thinks he's important because he mods Kotaku in Action, hosts live streams about GamerGate, and makes Tumblr in Action podcasts. Bases his entire internet persona around a hat that he's probably done some pretty questionable things with. This faggot isn't good for anything except feeding his own stupidly large ego when he's not jerking off to Mundane Matt videos.

Subreddit about GamerGate shit ^{(See removed posts: 1)}
His Twitter

CasualFennec

Depressed Furfag who trolled the fuck out everybody on twitter and generated lulz. Even some /v/irgins called him based. Seems to have gone back to talking about Dragon Dildos and how lonely he is because no matter how hard he tries, he is a furfag, and so cannot be redeemed.

Shoe0nhead

A boxxy wannabe with even less common sense, a bigger ego and a free-for-all pussy, who occasionally makes uninteresting videos with some of the worst editing you have ever seen.

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