- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Death penalty
| Hey! | 
|
This article isn't lulz just yet, but its coverage can spark a lollercoaster. You can help by reverting people who delete shit, and vandalizing their user pages. See this article on Google? Want to add something? Join us! |
|
The death penalty is a permanent IRL banhammer issued by the government. It is loved by conservatives and hated by liberals. When you have done something so heinous, so unbelievably despicable, you may qualify for the death penalty, depending on the state you're in, as some are pussies and don't execute faggots. If you live in Asia, expect a death sentence at pretty much any time. Those chinks know how to get things done. If you live anywhere else, you are safe because you live in a pussy nation.
Around The World
America
Some states like Texas and Florida love to execute you, while others like Alaska and Hawaii are dumb cunts that don't know how law and order work. Executions performed in America are done by lethal injection because the libtards are crybabies about firing squads and the electric chair. When someone is sentenced to death, it takes at least 100 fucking years to execute them because America's courts suck ass.
China
It is estimated over 2,000 gooks are executed by China every year, but they all probably deserved it anyway. Executions are usually carried out by the use of firearms, but they will also use lethal injection like the good ol' US of A.
North Korea
Because Evildoer Korea keeps everything a secret, it is unknown how many people they execute, but probably a lot. Although any method of execution goes, they like to shoot people in public for all to see, shedding blood onto the hands of Kim Jong Un, who proceeds to suck it because he is a fat fuck. Also, he fed his uncle to hungry dogs as execution for the win.
Middle East
It is a well known fact that all muslims love them some capital punishment. You can be put to death for all sorts of crimes over there, such as being gay, dissing Islam, or engaging in the unholy act of buttsecks. People are usually executed in public for everyone to enjoy. Executions are either carried out by oldschool hanging from the crane of a truck, or stoning, where the whole town gets in on the fun and throws rocks at someone until they die. ALLAHU AKBAR!
Israel
That's right, even jews get in on the action, or at least they used to. Now they only do it in times of war (so always). They executed two people, a spy who was later found innocent, and Adolf Eichmann.
Belarus
Since Europe is composed of nothing but eurofags, the death penalty is outlawed everywhere - except Belarus. They occasionally execute people by means of firing squad, to which the European Union gives them a slap on the wrist for.
See also
- Death: The end result.
- Justice: Some see it as this, others don't.
- Murder: A legal version of this.