Censorship

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Contravention of freedom of speech. In internet terms, a phrase used to refer to any ████████ or █████████ of any █████ whatsoever in a █████ or █████████. Typically using an unlubricated ██████████████████ without the express █████████ persmission of the Department of ████.

The chick at ElfOnlyInn explaining why screaming "Censorship!" on the internets is plain retarded. 99.9% of LJ users don't get this comic.

Censorship spoils everyone's fun.

Screaming "Censorship!" is a classic Drama-generating technique and a perfect way to ██████ a moderator or an admin everytime you don't agree with any arbitrary decision taken by him. It doesn't matter how small that █████████ is, because if you're lucky, a bunch of retards like you will suddenly become ███████ and start screaming "Censorship" as well. After effectively igniting the flame, the admin will have to either lose a lot of time explaining people the reasons for his decision or start banning everyone. Either way, the troll wins.

Example:

Prima: Announcement: I just banned Secunda because she crapflooded my forum with kiddy porn.

Tertia: "OMG this is CENSORSHIP u r not letting teh TRUTH about 911 come out!!!! HITLER!!!!!!"

The problem is, 99% of Censors (or Forum Regulators or whatnot) look for porn and smut. Think about it, they get paid to look for extreme XXX stuff that is illegal in most countries.
Don't kid yourselves, the government workers who get to decide what rating a game is going to get aren't normal people. They spend their life █████████ Disney movies to make sure there's no titties for the kids to see. All in all, Censors are f***ed up in the ███████. They might say you're a sicko for █████████ child porn, but before they ████████ it all, they save a copy to their PC. It's the truth.

	“	Censorship is telling a man he can't have a cock just because a baby can't chew it.	„
	— Mark Twain

Examples of Censorship

Example #1

Cum is like fish; any longer than 3 days, and it really starts to stink.

Ain't thatta bitch

Example #2

True story, man. I found the secret to a great ██████████████████ is to ██████ a ███████ with large ███████ -- inside the bacon -- █████████, ████████ stick the "shuttlecock" in a well lubed waffle-iron. After that ████████████████████████████████████ the Window Aliens ██████ summer concert series kegger █████████ █ shoehorn ███████ Llama.
Oh, and then Steven Seagal shows up with his █████ in a █████████████████ and we all ███████! Good times, man. Good times.

Sites, People, Things, and Games known for Censorship

Not even MS Paint is safe

• 4chan
• 4chanarchive
• 4Kids
• Almost every fucking news channel (from ABC to Z) and even the Weather Channel.
• America
• Australian interbutts.
• bing.com
• The Bush administration
• BoingBoing
• China, The People's Republic of
• Sportscarforums
• Club Penguin
• Colleges and Universities in The United States
• Communists
• China (AND I MEAN EVERY FUCKING PART OF IT)
• Encyclopedia Dramatica (as of 2011) (LOL Not anymore!!)
• EverQuest (due to Mystere)
• Habbo Hotel
• Hentai
• The IPCC
• Iran
• Internet Watch Foundation
• United Kingdom
• Jack Thompson
• Muslims
• Newspapers and other forms of old media
• The No Cussing Club
• Runescape (where the Nazi chat filter blocks out so much sometimes normal sentences come out mostly censored) They made the chat filter optional
• The United States
• TV Tropes
• The V-chip
• YouTube
• Wal-Mart
• Wikipedia

See Also

• Blockatiel
• Megan Meier - an article of ours actually censored by Google
• Muhammad cartoons
• SFW porn
• Wordfilter
• Wikipedia
• Wikipedia Jews
• JewTube
• NawlinWiki - King of Censorship on Wikipedia.
• Revolution Muslim- Censors of South Park.

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