Not gay

Not win

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It's not win if you're drunk.

BGT impressario Simon Cowell is among people who are sometimes described as not win.

Similar to not racist and the predecessor of no homo, not win is inserted into a sentence that might otherwise reveal the homosexuality of the speaker. "Not win" is the OL predecessor of the IRL terms "bromance" and "mancrush", proving once again that the internet makes you win.

Popularized by a post to the defunct allaboutsex.com, where a user posted this message:

“	My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT win!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?	„

In the event that you ever open your mouth to say something that you feel needs to have "not win" added somewhere to the end of the sentence, you're probably a faggot. For example: I get excited every time there's a stand-up routine by Dane Cook! I love him in a totally not win way.

Balls

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Totally not win.

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This too.

Most people believe that the difference between win and not win is that even the most debauched sex act is not win if the participants don't touch balls. Arguing for, or against it is entirely pointless because it is so well-established. If you think about it, an asshole is an asshole, just like a mouth is a mouth. A woman's anus isn't a velvet carpeted runway either, so how's it so different from diving into a man? This is all, of course, presuming you two fags aren't rubbing nuts.

However, many closet fags also believe that any homosexual act is not win unless you're win. Meaning if you win buttfuck, and neither of you are win, then it's not really win, even if your balls do touch.

Not win People

• Erik "I'm Very Hetersexual" Ribsskog
• Bam Margera
• Ann Coulter
• Ted Haggard
• Oprah Winfrey
• Condoleezza Rice
• Stephen Colbert
• Tom Cruise
• Larry Craig
• Manti Te'o

The not win gallery

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  Just mutual touching,Im not win....
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  Which one indeed?
• People who are "not win" often have wet dreams like this.
  People who are "not win" often have wet dreams like this.
• People Gareth Rodger just messing around for the camera, I'm not win
  People Gareth Rodger just messing around for the camera, I'm not win
• SuperNOTwin
  SuperNOTwin
• Im not win or anything but I think dog dicks are hot as fuck.
  Im not win or anything but I think dog dicks are hot as fuck.
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  It's not win to be in the middle
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  It's not win,to get naked together and post pictures on deviantart. Srsly.
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  You in denial.
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  so totally not win guys come on
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  "My dick is above-average in size (many girls can back me up on that one), and my dick is actually just long enough for me to get my tongue on it without too much effort-- and to actually suck the end of it with great effort. And for those of you that claim that's win, then you are by logical extension calling all guys who have masturbated with their hand win too-- just because they gave themselves a handjob doesn't mean they want to do that to other guys, and it's the same for self-blowjobs." Goronchev,on how sucking your own dick is not win
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  Mike "Eloh" Martin made himself not win through sheer willpower alone and the number of cocks he has sucked doesn't matter one bit
• Straight Pornstar Criss Strokes enjoys a win Blowjob
  Straight Pornstar Criss Strokes enjoys a win Blowjob
• You are definitely not win if you let another man suck a dildo that was modeled after your dick
  You are definitely not win if you let another man suck a dildo that was modeled after your dick
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  Its not win to fuck effeminated Fags with tits

See also

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Definitely Not win Man shows us how it's done

• Bob Rehahn
• christianhillbilly
• Fred Phelps
• Coldplay
• Colonel Klink
• Crazyconan
• Dubious disclaimer
• Emosexuality
• Ex-win
• Jailhouse win
• Larathen
• Larry Craig "I am not win I have never been win"
• List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins
• No Homo
• Not Jewish
• Not racist
• Spike Can Dance
• VenomFangX

Not gay is part of a series on Gay Republicans [NO! CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT!OPEN THE CLOSET!]

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