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Revision as of 07:41, 26 March 2017
Voluntary exposure to this article may turn you into a furry. Please resist the temptation. |
Sometime between 2011 and 2012, Game Freak created a peculiar line of foxes with the aim of attracting more furries to their ranks of overaged fans who lost control of their lives. After Zoroark failed to replicate the popularity of Lucario among furfags with lots of disposable income, Game Freak knew they needed to design a winner and chief among the three is Braixen, the Furry Loli Waifu Pokémon. With the body of a loli and an anthropomorphic, bipedal fox with thick thighs, their diabolical plan worked, resulting in much Jew Gold for Game Freak and Nintendo.
Braixen's place in furries' hearts is secure for the time being, as no Generation VII Pokémon was quite as tailor-made for these sick fucks. Lastly, despite having an 87.5% chance of being male, most fanart tends to depict Braixen as a female, and that's no good!
Pokkén Tournament
Pokkén Tournament was released globally in 2016 on the Wii U, to absolutely no fanfare from anyone except Pokéfags and furries. The game's roster of playable characters included Braixen, but not its evolved form, Delphox. This was due to Braixen's popularity among furries, which led to massive butthurt from many losers because...reasons that we don't know or care at all.
Besides, nobody likes Delphox, because she isn't loli material.
Pokkén Tournament did eventually go on to be the Wii U's best-selling game of 2016, but being that it's the Wii U, it only took a dozen copies to achieve that.
Videos
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Gallery
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Roughly 70% of all Braixen fanart
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20% more belong to this
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Trash. So says Braixen fans.
See also
- Furries: Why she was created
- Gardevoir: Generation III's waifu
- Loli
- Lopunny: Generation IV's waifu
- Pokémon
- Zoroark: Failed Generation V waifu
External links
- Braixen hentai doujinshi
- Rule 34: Feel free to fap to your heart's content, you sick fuck
Braixen is part of a series on Pokémon [Who’s that Pokémon?] | |||||||
Abra | Aggron | Alakazam | Bidoof | Blastoise | |||
Braixen | Breloom | Charizard | Cloyster | Ditto | |||
Empoleon | Espeon | Garchomp | Gardevoir | Hypno | |||
Jynx | Jigglypuff | Kadabra | Kirby | Koffing | |||
Lanturn | Lickitung | Lopunny | Lucario | Lugia | |||
Metapod | Mewtwo | Misty | Mudkip | Omanyte | |||
Pikaman | Pokémon Go | Poliwhirl | Porygon | Primeape | |||
Probopass | Reshiram | Riolu | Seaking | Shaymin | |||
Shiny Pidgey | Slowpoke | Smugleaf | Snorlax | Snover | |||
Squirtle | Suicune | Vileplume | Xatu | Zoroark |
Braixen is part of a series on Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage. |
Braixen is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
Braixen is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |