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{{cg|And now here's your host, Adam Sessler!|SesslerImages|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | {{cg|And now here's your host, Adam Sessler!|SesslerImages|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File:Adamsesslerdoublechin.jpg|Hey [[Egoraptor|Adam what's that on your chin]]? Oh it's your other chin! | File:Adamsesslerdoublechin.jpg|Hey [[Egoraptor|Adam what's that on your chin]]? Oh it's your other chin! | ||
File:SesslerPureBBW.jpg|Arrested by fatties for possessing the wrong kind of coke. Diet Coke. | File:SesslerPureBBW.jpg|Arrested by fatties for possessing the wrong kind of coke. Diet [[Pepsi|Coke]]. | ||
File:SesslerCockface.jpg|Adam now realizes that [[cock goes where|cock goes here and there]]. | File:SesslerCockface.jpg|Adam now realizes that [[cock goes where|cock goes here and there]]. | ||
File:SesslerColdGaming.jpg|He's old, he's cold, and he's [[forever alone]]. | File:SesslerColdGaming.jpg|He's old, he's cold, and he's [[forever alone]]. | ||
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File:SesslerPunchNaziMug.jpg|Nothing like a nice hot cup of semen with his favorite [[Antifa]] coffee mug. | File:SesslerPunchNaziMug.jpg|Nothing like a nice hot cup of semen with his favorite [[Antifa]] coffee mug. | ||
File:SesslerShades.jpg|[[No|Is Adam so cool with his shades on]]? | File:SesslerShades.jpg|[[No|Is Adam so cool with his shades on]]? | ||
File:SesslerMan.jpg|[[Tips Fedora|*tips fedora*]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 06:17, 23 May 2018
Adam Sessler aka Adam Cokeler, Adam Cancerler, and Adam Cuckler, was once-upon-a-time a former co-host of a decent video game show X-Play with his partner Morgan "Manjaw" Webb that aired on G4TV at least 100 years ago. After G4TV cancelled all gaming-related shows including X-Play and replace it with much shittier non-gaming shows like COPS until G4TV gets canned on December 31st 2014, Adam decided to flush his gaming career down the toilet and walk his new path as a cocaine user, a social justice warrior, a male-feminist ally against the alt-right, a tranny pornstar, and a mindless cuck orbiter of his druglord & savior Zoe Quinn. In short, his new career before & during GamerGate is a fucking lolcow.
Gallery
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Hey Adam what's that on your chin? Oh it's your other chin! -
Arrested by fatties for possessing the wrong kind of coke. Diet Coke.
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Adam now realizes that cock goes here and there.
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He's old, he's cold, and he's forever alone.
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Ass-patting Zoe Quinn's successful launch of her Crash Override Network book on Twitter since he is involved with the book.
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I prefer the Majora's Mask meteor instead.
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Nothing like a nice hot cup of semen with his favorite Antifa coffee mug.
Pure-R34
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Adam & Morgan looking good as usual.
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Getting Pure-TS's attention if they play Overwatch.
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Still using the same tactics.
External Links
AdamSessler - Adam Sessler's Twitter- Spiketrap - Co-founder of Spiketrap
- A Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to Adam Sessler
See Also
- G4TV
- Attack of the Show
- X-Play
- GamerGate
- Drugs
- Traps
- Zoe Quinn - Adam's drug dealer and part of the Crash Override Network book staff. Still not enough to be rewarded with sex.
- Jim Sterling - Both Adam and Jim are not only cucks but butt buddies as well. That's how Adam became a chubby chaser.
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Adam Sessler is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
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Adam Sessler is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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Adam Sessler is part of a series on Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage. |
