Anthony Kennedy

Anthony Kennedy, Radical Centrist

Kennedy, before contracting chronic old.

Anthony McLeod Kennedy is an 89,000,000-year-old fossilized dinosaur and soon-to-be former member of the Jewnited States' Supreme Court who is notable for being the last member of SCROTUS nominated for the position by Ronald Reagan and for being the decisive swing vote in the many of the court's decisions for over three decades. On June 27, 2018, Kennedy announced his intentions to retire from the supreme court and liberal Twitter quickly began to lose their collective shit over the utterly terrifying prospect that President Donald J. Trump would be given the opportunity to choose his second Supreme Court Justice since taking office.

Despite the fact that Justice Kennedy was responsible for many of the Democunts' major supreme court victories over the past 30 motherfucking years—including dyke and faggot marriage and letting schools and businesses discriminate against smart Azns so Shaneequa can get ahead in life—it didn't take long for the oh-so-tolerant lefties to start wishing death upon the feeble 81-year-old man who just wanted to quietly die alone outside of public view and free from the retarded political bullshit that he had spent his entire waste of a life surrounded by.

Despite his name, Anthony Kennedy is not related to the infamous family of sex-fiend politicians, jizz-drooling retards and shooting range targets known as the Kennedys.

Hateful Butthurt Libtards

He gave them gay marriage. They gave him lots of Tweets that included the word "fuck".

Kennedy's nose is far too old and broken to realize that Ruth Bader Ginsburg's corpse is already decomposing.

“   I wish this Kennedy had been shot instead of the other ones.   „     —Curtis Cook (archive)     “   Fuck. You. Justice. Kennedy.   „     —Ian Millhiser (archive)     “   Oh fuck you, Anthony Kennedy. Fuck. You.   „     —TheStagmania (archive)     “   FUCK YOU ANTHONY KENNEDY FOR RETIRING DURING TRUMPS TERM UGHHHBHHBHB 😭🤬🤬🤬😤   „     —Sidni Standard‏ (archive)     “   KENNEDY YOU PIECE OF SHIT SIT IN THAT CHAIR TIL YOU DIE MOTHERFUCKER   „     —Shelby Fero (archive)     “   Looking on the bright side, at least now it will be good news when Anthony Kennedy dies.   „     —Sandra Newman‏ (archive)     “   It’s really hard to come up with accurate words to describe what an utter cockwomble Anthony Kennedy is. Cunt of the first order.   „     —ejslic (archive)     “   Fuck you Anthony Kennedy you centerlord piece of shit. If #RBG can stick it out so should you. You're a fucking asshole.   „     —2Cthulhu4School (archive)     “   Anthony Kennedy is one of the vainest men to ever hold power and he sealed his legacy today as a Trumpist piece of shit.   „     —mantomendham (archive)     “   #KennedyRetirement Anthony Kennedy is a low life cowardly piece of shit! Run away instead of doing your job!!   „     —Realdonaldchump16 (archive)     “   anthony kennedy eat shit and die challenge   „     —64_a5 (archive)     “   Fuck Anthony Kennedy forever. Selfish coward.   „     —Phillip Bowden (archive)     “   also, fuck you, anthony kennedy. like we all weren’t already dealing with enough   „     —James Lucas Jones (archive) Previous Quote | Next Quote

“   Quick note to Anthony Kennedy: None of the good shit you did or said will be remembered, because it’s entirely outweighed by all the horrible shit. Eat ass in Hades eternally, scum fuck. Love, Xica   „     —BerkProtocols (archive)     “   Anthony Kennedy can eat every sack of shit that the planet earth has to offer, he knows he's the only thing keeping hate and oppression from gaining a SCOTUS majority and he's giving up the seat anyway   „     —Griffin Fredette (archive)     “   History Books will not remember Justice Kennedy for his 30 years of important decisions, but the single decision he made today It's a shame that he's willing to throw away his legacy in order to allow a madman to appoint a replacement America Hurts #MidtermsBeforeSCOTUS   „     —Brian Krassenstein (archive)     “   Literally in tears. Haven’t felt this hopeless in a long time. With Justice Kennedy leaving, we now have two options as Americans: get fitted for your Nazi uniform or report directly to your death camp. How do you fight the darkness without light? My spark is going out. #SCOTUS   „     —Matthew Kovach‏, being totally reasonable (archive)     “   #AnthonyKennedy is personally responsible for the fate of democracy. RGB has been out here lifting weights and ensuring she makes it through this term and Kennedy chooses this moment to give up?   „     —Amanda Coopersmith (archive)     “   Kennedy is and always has been a fascist, right-wing fuck. This whole "moderate justice" thing is a load of crap. He was never a moderate. He gave us citizens united for God sake. Yes gay marriage, yes he ruled decently on reproductive rights.   „     —GreenChiliJito‏ (archive)     “   So he's a right-wing nut-job with gay people and women in his family. Great. He's retiring to help trump and his enabling whores in congress. He' a partisan hack. If you enable Trump, you are a traitor to our republic. And fuck you. To "justice" Kennedy, I say, "Fuck you!"   „     —GreenChiliJito‏     “   Regarding Anthony Kennedy and SCOTUS: “Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right.” -Albus Dumbledore   „     —Rev. Rob Lee, needing to READ ANTHER GODDAMN BOOK (archive)     “   Anthony Kennedy bitch ass stepping down. Ruth Badger gonna ducking die and then it’ll basically be the Handmaid’s Tale after that   „     —magneticmuses, needing to READ ANOTHER ANOTHER GODDAMN BOOK (archive)     “   Anthony Kennedy can suck a dick. However with his retirement we are probably going to get a Nazi straight from Argentina or some shit. Basically Nazis are being aggressively appointed so that the dismantling of the US can proceed without interference. We are at war. #Resistance   „     —Chlöe Danvers (archive)     “   Anthony Kennedy is a little bitch and I hope he finds himself in a position where he has to use a portapotty and someone tips it over while he is inside.   „     —cleocatmom (archive) Previous Quote | Next Quote

The Liberal Plan to Keep Kennedy

See Also

• Supreme Court
• Diversity Russian Roulette
• Gay Marriage
• Abortion
• Affirmative Action

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Perfectly Reasonable Responses From Leftards

• Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck - Hard-hitting journalism.
• GO FUCK YOURSELF, ANTHONY KENNEDY - More hard-hitting journalism.
  • Liveblogging Ourselves Getting Drunk For The Next Eight Hours Because OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT
• Fuck Anthony Kennedy - Even more hard-hitting journalism.
• Anthony Kennedy Was Useless
• Justice Kennedy deserves this nasty, unflinching sendoff - The Butthurt of Ian Millhiser
• Justice Kennedy Chose To Let Trump Pick His Replacement. That's His Legacy.
• Anthony Kennedy's Retirement Means the Democrats Are Even More Fucked
• We’re Fucked
• Fuck Civility

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