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Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., a.k.a. Joe the Sniffer, #JoeMentia, or Creepy Uncle Joe, is an old condom that somehow was once the side bitch and token segregationist of a magical black man and former libtard deity B. Hussein Obama. He is known for his constant gaffes, dementia, and pedophiliac behavior around children. Joe won the Democrat 2020 Presidential Candidate nomination last Thursday when the DNC didn't want to eat out of Colonel Sanders's socialist KFC-bag offered by the SJW faggots. As the Democrats' more conservative choice, Biden promises to cure cancer, AIDS, and climate change while raising taxes to give out free drugs and tuition to foreign invaders.

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You'll have to excuse Uncle Joe. He hasn't eaten in awhile.

	“	Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.	„
	—Joe Biden, Presidential Hopeful Explaining his Sociological Concept of Race.

	“	There are probably anywhere from 10 to 15 percent of the people out there that are just not very good people	„
	—An Interesting Percentage.

2020 Presidential campaign

After Hillary's failure to secure the DNC the presidency ol' Joe Biden was picked as their candidate as he had found some popularity by Redditors pre-2016 elections. And so it was written that all other candidates shall be disqualified and Joe shall face Trump in the 2020 election much to the dismissal of socialist Bernie Sanders supporters as it was his last chance to run for the presidency since he will most likely be dead by 2024. The Democrats don't even care that he is an old senile man that is not only perverted but majorly creepy and to top that likes to bark at his critics. In one of his debates, his dentures fell out, and in another one, a blood vessel in his eye burst and left him red-eyed until the end of the event. It's clear to say that this will be the most entertaining USA elections ever as this makes an even greater mockery out of the DNC.

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The somatic effect of restraining oneself from groping everyone in the room.

	“	What the hell 'concerns', man? You wanna wrestle?	„
	—2020-2024, the New Golden Era of WWE.

Children issues

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	“	That’s why I’m running. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do.	„
	—Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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	“	If you agree with me go to Joe... 3-0....3-3-0, and help me in this fight. Thank you very much.	„
	—Zip Code for Atlanta, Georgia and Last Possible Location of his Medication.

Kamala Harris Selected as VP

After spending several months in his basement doing god only knows what Joe Biden selected Kamala Harris (no relation to Eric Harris) to be his Running Mate. Kamala is a light skinned black/indian who looks pretty white, so she's a perfect choice to appeal to suburban white women who want to appear progressive by voting for a person of color but don't want to ruin the country by going to far and committing to Aunt Jemima.

Kamala is a former Prosecutor from San Francisco, a city where the streets are littered with used Needles and human feces and where the homeless situation is so sever several city leaders are claiming to be looking into a final solution to the Homeless Question.

After George Floyd died of an overdose in police custody in Minneapolis in May, Democrats began to reject law enforcement and accept the chaos of rioting and lawlessness. As such Kamala's former record as a prosecutor which included unreasonable actions such as locking up criminals didn't set well with a lot of libtards. But don't fret because Kamala, like most politicians, went ahead and flip-flopped her position on "The Fuzz"; Going from 'law and order is good' - to 'Rape and Murder should be legal'.

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