Create Your Own Story

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Choose Your Own Adventure (CYOA) is by far editthis.info's largest wiki. As such, one would expect that it's editthis.info owner RobKohr's largest money-maker, but no:

Being an advocate of free speech, the only limitation I care about is what would get the site shut down or get me in legal hot water. If you notice, CYOA is now ad free. Google Adsense complained about the content on this wiki, and rather than force the wiki to follow their rules, I now operate this wiki without any revenue to allow the content to remain uncensored.

What's RobKohr protecting in the name of free speech in spite of the lost of revenue? The answer is pedophilia, incest, bestiality, and other sickfuckery. Choose Your Own Adventure is where anyone, be they pedophile, pervert, or furry, can create Choose Your Own Adventure-esque stories based on their deepest, darkest fantasies or wettest dreams.

Stories

Approved by loli-connoisseurs.

• Smutty Sex Romp – CYOA's largest and most popular story. As it was mostly written by Platypus, his foot and sock fetish is incorporated throughout. In this textual adventure, you can "Be a pedophile and pick up the redhead", "Follow the little blonde", "Make out with the preteen", and "Sit the little girl down in your lap".
• Rampage – CYOA's second largest and most popular story. In this story, you can fuck your mother, fuck your sister, rape a 13-years-old girl in a shower, and rape more children.

Moderators

• Thomas Strohmann – An early sysop who was only around from late February 2006 to late April 2006. He spent his short stay at CYOA promoting his Wiki RPG project before abandoning CYOA and editthis.info in favor of wiki.rpg.net. He's largely irrelevant to the CYOA of today.
• Platypus – CYOA's only active sysop and its most predominant user. Back in the day, Platypus sent his time insulting vandals: "anonymous idiot", "ASSHOLE", "jerk", "asswipe", "complete moron". Needless to say, Platypus didn't understand that such behavior only makes trolls laugh harder.
• Fruitbat – A sysop who was only around from January 2007 to September 2007.

Invasion of the Roman Empire

On February 22, 2007, CYOA experienced its first vandalism spree when the Roman Empire. Gaius Flaminius the Censor of the Roman Empire led the initial assault. The Roman Censor began moving pages and replacing page text, including the text of the Main Page, with the following:

<Censored> by Gaius Flaminius the Censor.

This wiki has been conquered by the Roman Empire attacked. Do not resist. We have already destroyed several wikis. We have a few dozen members, and are allies with the ISV, which has over 150 members. Join or die.

History of the Roman Empire

We were founded in 2006, by Emperor Octavian, a legendary vandal. Octavian left after destroying nearly 3 wikis (haven, bioniclemoc, and Code: WIKI). I, Gaius Flaminius, am now leader. We have attacked wikipedia, destroyed D. Coldheart's wiki alternateuniverse, destroyed Code: WIKI, and attacked SW Fanon and several other wikis. Your wiki is next.

As a direct result of these attracts, RobKohr made Platypus and Fruitbat the wiki's newest sysop ([1], [2]). Gaius was succeeded by Decimus Callaicus and Brutus the Younger, but both of them meet their ends on Platypus' banhammer.

On November 26, 2007, CYOA was targeted by a second wave of Roman-themed vandals (accounts whose revisions are still visible are marked in bold):

Imperator Romanum Cum Sum Romanum JVLIVS CAESAR Imperium Romanum IVLIVS CAESAR Octavianus Princeps Brutus Gaius Agricola Germania Flavius Germanicus Flagellum Dei Caligula Claudius Gaius Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus Augustus Gaius Marius Tullius Scipio Africanus Cato the Elder Nero

Lucius Annaeus Seneca the Elder Tiberius Sempronius Gracchus Lucius Tarquinius Superbus Tiberius Germanicus Deus Maximus Claudius Nero Marcus Aurelius Commodus Claudius Praetor Romanum Furius Fabius Maximus Lycius Cornelius Scipio Titus Flavius Vespasianus Titus Flavius Sabinus

This incarnation of the Roman Empire vandal was known for calling Platypus a pervert and being a moralfag:

I am fighting for this site to become something other than a hive of perversion and porn. However, this will probably never happen, as all that anyone comes to this site for is adult content. I am not a vandal, whatever idiots may think. I want this wiki to be a wiki for people with an honest interest in Choose-your-own Adventure stories.

External links

• editthis.info/choose_your_own_adventure/
• CHYOO

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