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== MUSG At Its Finest == | == MUSG At Its Finest == | ||
A few 'noteworthy' people over the years have discovered things that may not seem simple to people such as | A few 'noteworthy' people over the years have discovered things that may not seem simple to people such as your dad, like "1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom", all the way to things that are difficult for even you and I, such as Your Mom > Your Dad. | ||
* ( reminding you all that it is always; as it always has been, in reference to anything, ever... about the penis.) | * ( reminding you all that it is always; as it always has been, in reference to anything, ever... about the penis.) | ||
'''A list of some of these people and their discoveries:''' | '''A list of some of these people and their discoveries:''' | ||
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:*[[Scientology|L. Ron Hubbard]] - Starting a <s>religion</s> [[cult]] can make you [[over 9000]] [[money|dollars]]. He didn't realise it would give him a power level of [[Under 9000]]. | :*[[Scientology|L. Ron Hubbard]] - Starting a <s>religion</s> [[cult]] can make you [[over 9000]] [[money|dollars]]. He didn't realise it would give him a power level of [[Under 9000]]. | ||
:*[[God Hates Fags|Fred Phelps]] - God hates [[over 9000]] [[fags]]. | :*[[God Hates Fags|Fred Phelps]] - God hates [[over 9000]] [[fags]]. | ||
:*[[Your Mom]] - Discovered your [[ | :*[[Your Mom]] - Discovered your [[grandfather]] whilst being [[rape|raped]] by said [[man]]. | ||
:*[[Vegeta]] - Discovered that the scouter showed that the power level was [[over 9000]] | :*[[Vegeta]] - Discovered that the scouter showed that the power level was [[over 9000]] | ||
:*[[Tony Stark]] - Built a flying robot suit in a cave, with [[over 9000]] boxes of scraps. | :*[[Tony Stark]] - Built a flying robot suit in a cave, with [[over 9000]] boxes of scraps. | ||
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People who spot the very, very obvious and think that they have discovered something arcane.
- Prima: Rant_about_cons was made just to bitch about me.
- Secunda: Go away, dwarf!
- Prima: Haha! I knew it! I'm soooooooooo smrt.
- Secunda: Yes, you are a mega ultra super genius. Now fuck off.
MUSG At Its Finest
A few 'noteworthy' people over the years have discovered things that may not seem simple to people such as your dad, like "1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom", all the way to things that are difficult for even you and I, such as Your Mom > Your Dad.
- ( reminding you all that it is always; as it always has been, in reference to anything, ever... about the penis.)
A list of some of these people and their discoveries:
- Hitler - Learned that over 9000 Jews burn quickly.
- Jesus - Wine gets you 9001x drunker than water.
- Vikings - You can fuck shit up better by raping the innocent over 9000 times.
- L. Ron Hubbard - Starting a
religioncult can make you over 9000 dollars. He didn't realise it would give him a power level of Under 9000. - Fred Phelps - God hates over 9000 fags.
- Your Mom - Discovered your grandfather whilst being raped by said man.
- Vegeta - Discovered that the scouter showed that the power level was over 9000
- Tony Stark - Built a flying robot suit in a cave, with over 9000 boxes of scraps.
- Stephen Hawking - Discovered the
Fry holeHawking Hole in the back of the Partyvan. - Josef Fritzl - Discovered underground rape was less noticeable than above.
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Ways to Detect a MUSG
There are several ways that you can detect a MUSG. The clearest way is if they blatantly state that they are 'all that' and brag about how smart they are. Moar ways to detect MUSG's are if they think they are teh Philosipy (See also: 16 year old girl), that they are 1337, or if they had anal sex for the first time and know how it works.
See also
Notable geniuses
- The black person of Bulletball.
- Wesley!!!
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