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[[ | [[asshole|'''People''']] who spot the very, ''very'' [[obvious]] and make the mistaken assumption that they've discovered something trully [[OMG|arcane]]. | ||
{{quote|textSize=12px|Prima: [[Rant_about_cons]] was made just to bitch about me. | |||
Secunda: Go away, [[dwarf]]! | |||
Prima: Haha! I knew it! I'm soooooooooo smrt. | |||
== MUSG At Its Finest == | Secunda: Yes, you are a mega ultra super genius. Now fuck off.|Traditional}} | ||
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== '''MUSG At Its Finest''' == | |||
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A few 'noteworthy' people over the years have discovered things that may not seem simple to people such as your dad, like "1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom", all the way to things that are difficult for even you and I, such as Your Mom > Your Dad. | A few 'noteworthy' people over the years have discovered things that may not seem simple to people such as your dad, like "1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom", all the way to things that are difficult for even you and I, such as Your Mom > Your Dad. | ||
* ( reminding you all that it is always; as it always has been, in reference to anything, ever... about the penis.) | * ( reminding you all that it is always; as it always has been, in reference to anything, ever... about the penis.) | ||
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|<youtube>O9sEgUX1OnQ</youtube><br><center>'''Mega ultra nigger genius.'''</center>}}</center> | |<youtube>O9sEgUX1OnQ</youtube><br><center>'''Mega ultra nigger genius.'''</center>}}</center> | ||
== Ways to Detect a MUSG == | == '''Ways to Detect a MUSG''' == | ||
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A MUSG is easily spotted; in that they will publicly and without shame deem themselves to be [[Twat|"all that"]] before braying incessantly about just how smart they are. | |||
Further indication to the presence of a MUSG can be their declaring themselves to be teh Philosipy (See also: [[16 year old girl]]), that they are [[1337]], or that they just had anal-sex for the first time and know how it works. | |||
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==See also== | == '''Gallery of Genius''' == | ||
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Image:Einstein.jpg|[[Albert Einstein]], the original MUSG gangsta. Note, he figured out how LOL works. | |||
Image:New IQ chart.jpg|Charts don't lie. | |||
Image:BRILLIANT.jpg|This man is a certified MUSG. | |||
Image:Geniusness.jpg|Genii can delete [[ED]] pages just like that... | |||
</gallery> | |||
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== '''See also''' == | |||
*[[Intelligence]] | *[[Intelligence]] | ||
*[[I have a 140 IQ]] | *[[I have a 140 IQ]] | ||
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==[[retard|Notable | == '''[[retard|Notable Geniuses]]''' == | ||
* The black | * The black off [[Bulletball]]. | ||
* [[Wesley!!!]] | * [[Wesley!!!]] | ||
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{{crap}} | {{crap}} | ||
{{language}} | {{language}} | ||
Revision as of 03:28, 5 January 2012
People who spot the very, very obvious and make the mistaken assumption that they've discovered something trully arcane.
—Traditional | ||
MUSG At Its Finest
A few 'noteworthy' people over the years have discovered things that may not seem simple to people such as your dad, like "1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom", all the way to things that are difficult for even you and I, such as Your Mom > Your Dad.
- ( reminding you all that it is always; as it always has been, in reference to anything, ever... about the penis.)
A list of some of these people and their discoveries:
- Hitler - Learned that over 9000 Jews burn quickly.
- Jesus - Wine gets you 9001x drunker than water.
- Vikings - You can fuck shit up better by raping the innocent over 9000 times.
- L. Ron Hubbard - Starting a
religioncult can make you over 9000 dollars. He didn't realise it would give him a power level of Under 9000. - Fred Phelps - God hates over 9000 fags.
- Your Mom - Discovered your grandfather whilst being raped by said man.
- Vegeta - Discovered that the scouter showed that the power level was over 9000
- Tony Stark - Built a flying robot suit in a cave, with over 9000 boxes of scraps.
- Stephen Hawking - Discovered the
Fry holeHawking Hole in the back of the Partyvan. - Josef Fritzl - Discovered underground rape was less noticeable than above.
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Ways to Detect a MUSG
A MUSG is easily spotted; in that they will publicly and without shame deem themselves to be "all that" before braying incessantly about just how smart they are.
Further indication to the presence of a MUSG can be their declaring themselves to be teh Philosipy (See also: 16 year old girl), that they are 1337, or that they just had anal-sex for the first time and know how it works.
Gallery of Genius
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Albert Einstein, the original MUSG gangsta. Note, he figured out how LOL works. -
Charts don't lie. -
This man is a certified MUSG. -
Genii can delete ED pages just like that...
See also
Notable Geniuses
- The black off Bulletball.
- Wesley!!!
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