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''If you were looking for the fat girls that dress up in stupid outfits, see [[EGL]].''
'''Lolita''' is an [[allegedly]] fictional book about a [[pedophile|man]] and his relationship with a young girl who [[lie|made the first move in a sexual situation]].
 
 
Lolita refers to a brand of children's toys from [[fail|Woolworths]] ([http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8521403.stm proof]).
 
Lolita may, [[shit nobody cares about|''rarely'']] refer to an [[allegedly]] fictional book about a [[pedophile|man]] and his relationship with a young girl who [[lie|made the first move in a sexual situation]]. However as this is [[moar]] [[lies|interesting]] this is what this article is about.


In the book, a [[pedophile]] marries an [[ugly]] woman so he can [[rape]] her daughter; however, before he does so the wife dies by [[murder|accident]]. The [[pedophile]] proceeds to [[stick it in her pooper]] while doing [[do a barrel roll|barrel rolls.]] Sadly for him, Chris Hansen asks him to [[Chris Hansen|take a seat over there]] and while he is sitting another pedophile steals the loli. Though he feels almost as though he had [[an hero|lost his ipod]], he manages eventually to find and [[pwn|kill]] the other pedo. Shame the girl's by now legal.
In the book, a [[pedophile]] marries an [[ugly]] woman so he can [[rape]] her daughter; however, before he does so the wife dies by [[murder|accident]]. The [[pedophile]] proceeds to [[stick it in her pooper]] while doing [[do a barrel roll|barrel rolls.]] Sadly for him, Chris Hansen asks him to [[Chris Hansen|take a seat over there]] and while he is sitting another pedophile steals the loli. Though he feels almost as though he had [[an hero|lost his ipod]], he manages eventually to find and [[pwn|kill]] the other pedo. Shame the girl's by now legal.
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==See Also==
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*[[Loli]] of course
*[[Lolicon]]
*[[CP]]
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Lolita is an allegedly fictional book about a man and his relationship with a young girl who made the first move in a sexual situation.

In the book, a pedophile marries an ugly woman so he can rape her daughter; however, before he does so the wife dies by accident. The pedophile proceeds to stick it in her pooper while doing barrel rolls. Sadly for him, Chris Hansen asks him to take a seat over there and while he is sitting another pedophile steals the loli. Though he feels almost as though he had lost his ipod, he manages eventually to find and kill the other pedo. Shame the girl's by now legal.

Until this book was published, Lolita was a popular name for girls. NO LONGER. And nobody knows what happened to the Lolitas that were around when this book was published.

Lolita also refers to any young girl who wants it, and is the root word for loli and lolicon.

Teen modelling sites often draw upon Lolita for inspiration.

Quotes From the Book

   
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Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.
  		„
  		 

—Bringing a new meaning to the term kill it with fire

   
“ 		 
She would try to relieve the pain of love by first roughly rubbing her dry lips against mine; then my darling would draw away with a nervous toss of her hair, and then again come darkly near and let me feed on her open mouth, while with a generosity that was ready to offer her everything, my heart, my throat, my entrails, I gave her to hold in her awkward fist the scepter of my passion.
  		„
  		 

—More verbose than your average fanfic

   
“ 		 
Between the age limits of nine and fourteen there occur maidens who, to certain bewitched travelers, twice or many times older than they, reveal their true nature which is not human, but nymphic (that is, demoniac); and these chosen creatures I propose to designate as "nymphets."
  		„
  		 

—I swear I thought she was 14.

   
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He was naked and goatish under his robe, and I felt suffocated as he rolled over me. I rolled over him. We rolled over me. They rolled over him. We rolled over us.
  		„
  		 

—Not surprisingly faggotry follows.

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See Also

Lolita is part of a series on
V& Pedophiles [-+]
UnV& Pedophiles [-+]

Aaron Williams • Adam Lanza • Alenonimo • Alison Rapp • Amber Buttrum • Andy Maher • Angryjedi • AnimatedJames • Beefrave • Bikerfox • Bill Cosby • Britbong • CamHead • Casey Anthony • Chaosscizzors • Colonel McBadass • Comicality • Cyraxx • Cyril Smith • Dan Schneider • Doomentio • Dr DisRespect • Dream • DrossRotzank • DaddyOFive • Dahvie Vanity • Dangerman • Deeker • Didaskalos • Dynacatlovesme • Eric Ridenour • Erik Möller • Fergie Oliver • Frank Bonafede • Greg Mazujian • Greville Janner • G-Zay • Geoshea • GalaxyRailways2199 • Harrison Digfoot • Humon • Hypno • Hunter Moore • Irish282 • Isabella Loretta Janke • James Terry Mitchell Jr • JaSonic • Jerry Peet • jervaise brooke hamster • Jimmy Savile • Joey Nigro • John Patrick Rogers • Joseph Kony • Justin Berry • Justin Dabrow • Kaitlyn Hunt • Katherine Marion • Kyle Perkins • Lena Dunham • Leonard F. Shaner Jr. • LittleCloud • LtFlagger • Logansperman2 • Lucian Hodoboc • M. Chaos • Magicrich • MandoPony • Mar9122 • Michael Jackson • Mikevirus • Matrooko11 • MZMcBride • Nathanr • Neil Fox • Null • Omegalore • Onideus Mad Hatter • Onision • Paul Walker • Pennywise • Purple Aki • Putrid • Ralph Squillace • Riverman72 • Roger Sampson • Sam DeathWalker • Sam Rassenfoss • Sarah Butts • Shane Lee • Sibe • Scientology • Sethisto • Smartschoolboy9 • Sophie Labelle • TheAmazingAtheist • Thomas Watt Hamilton • Timbox • Trap-kun • Tyciol • Uncle Grandpa • Updownmostly • Violentacrez • VonHelton • Woody Allen • W. T. Snacks • YandereDev • Young Tubers United • Ytask • Zeitgueist

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Lolita is part of a series on Psychology
Mental illness & Disorders

Acrotomophilia • Addiction • Agoraphobia • Alcoholism • Alexis Pilkington Syndrome • Alzheimer's • Anorexia • Antisocial personality disorder • Anthropophobia • Anxiety • ADD • ADHD • Asperger's Syndrome • Autism • Bimbofication • Bipolar • Borderline personality disorder • Bug Chasing • Bulimia • Cognitive dissonance • Deep thinker • Depression • Dick Impalement • Down's Syndrome • Dyslexia • Eating disorder • Factitious disorder • Fake Schizophrenia • Fauxlimia • Feminism • Gender dysphoria • Girl on the Internet Syndrome • Heterophobia • Hero Complex • HFA • Histrionic Personality Disorder • Hutchence's Syndrome • Hyperbolimia • Inadequacy • Inconsistent personality disorder • Insanity • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberalism • Low Self-esteem • 'Missing White Woman' Syndrome • Multiple personality disorder • Napoleon Complex • Narcissistic personality disorder • Neurotypical • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder • Paranoia • Paranoid personality disorder • Peter Pan Syndrome • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder • Psychopathy • Pyromania • Retardation • Schizophrenia • Seasonal Affective Disorder • Self-diagnosis • Self Injury • Sexsomnia • Sickfuckery • Sociopathy • Social anxiety disorder • Special Snowflake Syndrome • Terminological percipience disorder • Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome • Tulpa • Unrealistic expectations • Victim complex

Fetishes:

Acrotomophilia • Aquaphilia • Arborphilia • Audiophilia • Autogynephilia • Balloon Fetish • Bestiality • Carmen Electra complex • Cross Dressing • Dollfilia • Emetophilia • Emosexuality • Eproctophilia • Fatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • Fetishism • Foot Fetish • Furniture Porn • Furrism • Goo girl • Guro • Heterophilia • Homophilia • Inflation Fetish • Japanophilia • Jungle Fever • Lesbian pedophilia • Lotion Play • Macrophilia • Maiesiophilia • Mechanophilia • Mpreg • Necrophilia • Objectophilia • Oedipial Complex • Paraphilia • Pedophilia • Plushophilia • Pregnant Loli • Pregnophilia • Quicksand Fetish • Rangerphilia • Spectrophilia • Statuephilia • Trichophilia • Voraphilia • Wet and Messy Fetishism • Wetlook • Xenophilia • Yellow fever • Zoophilia

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll Syndrome • Deletionism • E-go • E-Psychiatrist • E-Psychiatry • ETD • Hivemind • I-Dosing • I have a 140 IQ • IRC Disease • Imaginary girlfriend • Internet Disease & Internet Disease Chart • Internet poverty delusions • Internet Rehab • Internet troll personality disorder • Mega ultra super genius • Nerdy Fandom Gateway Theory • Sex by association • Lulz-Blindness • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fm • Brainwashing • Hypnosis • Milgram Experiment • Scientology • Stanford Prison Experiment • The Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top Secret • B/ • Bodies Under Siege • CYOC • Chatroulette • Defense Industries Organization • Deeker • FoolQuest.com • InkBunny • Neuticles.com • Psyke.org • WarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning

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