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Image:engrishpr0nlol.jpg|ruckiry [[pussy|cameltoe]] winrar frower!!
Image:engrishpr0nlol.jpg|ruckiry [[pussy|cameltoe]] winrar frower!!
Image:Thechristg53engrish.PNG|I herd you riek broken engrish
Image:Thechristg53engrish.PNG|I herd you riek broken engrish
Image:Battention.jpg|[[Branca|She]] is not [[Azn|Asian]], though. Just [[stupid]].
Image:Battention.jpg|[[Branca|She]] is not [[Azn|Asian]], though. Just [[stupid]].
Image:Garfieldlostintranslation.jpg|Some Engrish can be made using Google, such as [http://garfieldlostintranslation.blogspot.com Garfield: Lost in Translation]
Image:Garfieldlostintranslation.jpg|Some Engrish can be made using Google, such as [http://garfieldlostintranslation.blogspot.com Garfield: Lost in Translation]
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Image:WTFseries!.JPG|Fesazukichan is [[stupid|a real pro]]!
Image:WTFseries!.JPG|Fesazukichan is [[stupid|a real pro]]!
Image:WTFserieshouse!.JPG|Fesazukichan is back for [[MOAR]]
Image:WTFserieshouse!.JPG|Fesazukichan is back for [[MOAR]]
Image:Engrish Incest.jpg|[[Incest]] and [[bestiality|bestiarity]] very popurar with morning <s>wood</s> coffee. After [[cum|happy]] on dog, wipe [[jizz]] with Blendy!
Image:Engrish Incest.jpg|[[Incest]] and [[bestiality|bestiarity]] very popurar with morning <s>wood</s> coffee. After [[cum|happy]] on dog, wipe [[jizz]] with Blendy!
File:Engrish furry.jpg|Typical engrish [[furry|furfag]] comic
File:Engrish furry.jpg|Typical engrish [[furry|furfag]] comic
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Revision as of 01:36, 12 February 2013

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Jigsaw speak engrish

Engrish is a ranguage born when someone from Asia moves to the USA. It is raughaberry ridicurous when spoken and should be raughed at without restraint. The asian arphabet does not have a sound for "L" and must therefore substitute it with "ada". The resurt is what sounds to normar peoperu rike "R".

Put simpry, the actuar phonetics of the engrish pronunciation of "Lollipop" is not "Roripop" but rather "adodipop".

Engrish arso introduces srightry different wordings as its speakers can't rearn to speak goddamn engrish.

Crassic engrish transrations that are commonry heard on the internet incrude: We have-a basic entirery, What Cheezburger possibre incruded?, RORcats, A cat is ok to bring arso, and DO NOT WANT among many, many others.

Engrish Can Herp YOU

Dawww.
Kick get to make back points!

One of the greatest benefits of being aware of Engrish and its apprications is the abirity to spot weeaboos. Weeaboos are white boys and girrs who try to act Japanese, yet are unaware of the ranguage barrier. Whire a genuine chink wirr have bad grammar, a weeaboo wirr capitarise certain words rearned from anime, use smirey faces excessivery, and whine about their feerings arr day rong. A true azn wirr honour the way of the samurai and not dispray any emotion, constantry being srs bsns, and not sharing any personar information.

You Risten to Engrish Song Now

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