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[[Attention whore|'''Emo''' or '''emofag''' or '''emowhore''']] aka "[[BAWWWWW]]" is a [[Pretentious|movement]] which is an attempt to make [[fail|normal teenage angst cool]] (seriously, who tries to win a [[you|"my life sucks more than yours" contest?]])  While everyone around them is also suffering from hormones and High School, they try to convince everyone that their suffering is somehow original.  To break away from their normal suffering, followers of emo [[Faggot|apply eye-liner(especially on gay ones or raccoons, wear legs made of denim and say that they're real jeans other wise they'd be way too tight for jeans, enjoy large cock (not that they ever get any, unless they got a granddad), dye their hair black (don't forget to skip the shower) and grow a long fringe to help warp their vision of the world.]] This vision causes the wearer to insult people who are [[depression|actually depressed]] [[IRL]] by making a [[fad]] of feigning their own dire depression. [[My Chemical Romance|Emo music]] consists of [[insane]] amounts of moaning about the greatness of being in [[faggot|emo style]] and the [[terror]] of not having [[hawt]] emo girl X want to fuck you. Emo can be short for emotionally fucked in the vagina. Some emo songs deviate slightly, encouraging male listeners to [[Chuggo|"Ahhh, c'mon, FUCK A GUY!"]]  
[[Attention whore|'''Emo''' or '''emofag''' or '''emowhore''']] aka "[[BAWWWWW]]" is a [[Pretentious|movement]] which is an attempt to make [[fail|normal teenage angst cool]] (seriously, who tries to win a [[you|"my life sucks more than yours" contest?]])  While everyone around them is also suffering from hormones and High School, they try to convince everyone that their suffering is somehow original.  To break away from their normal suffering, followers of emo sometimes may [[Faggot|wear eyeliner (especially on ones who think they are raccoons, t-shirts sometimes of shitty bands like [[My Chemical Romance]], ridiculously bright jeans, enjoy large cock (not that they ever get any, unless they got a granddad), growing a long fringe of freakishly long ass bangs to help warp their vision of the world. Sometimes they also might even dye it black. Otherwise they'll die it blond for some reason or white because Gerard Way <s>did</s> had his hair white when he ejaculated on his hair from getting jacked off by his father.]] This vision causes the emos to insult people who are [[attention whoroe|actually depressed]] [[IRL]] by making a [[fad]] of feigning their own dire depression. [[My Chemical Romance|Emo music]] consists of [[insane]] amounts of lyrics about the [[lie|greatness]] of being in the [[faggot|emo style]] and the [[terror]] of not having [[hawt]] emo girl want to [[fuck you]]. Emo can be short for emotionally fucked in the vagina. Some emo songs deviate slightly, encouraging male listeners to [[Chuggo|"Ahhh, c'mon, FUCK A GUY!"]]  


Conclusive [[science|scientific]] evidence proves that emos are more hated than [[Niggers]] and [[Jews]] combined. And that says something. At concerts, emos stand in place and watch the band play with their arms crossed, tossing their hair out of their eyes and sucking on their stupid "snake bite" lip piercings and sucking other male emos [[penis]]es.
Conclusive [[science|scientific]] evidence proves that emos are more hated than [[Nigger|niggas]] and [[Jew|kikes]] combined. And that says something. At concerts, emos stand in place and watch the band play with their arms crossed, tossing their hair out of their eyes and sucking on their stupid lip piercings and sucking other male emos [[penis]]es.
    
    
They all suffer from severe [[Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissism]], leading them to believe that they alone know what [[pain series|pain]] is, and that [[noone|no one]] understands them, when in fact they are simply experiencing puberty; just like everyone else is. They all believe that their personal affliction could not be worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house with their own television and computer in their room is not just the worst life they could have, but the worst life anyone has had, ever. No one understands me!!!
They all think they suffer from severe [[Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissism]], leading them to believe that they alone know what [[pain series|pain]] is, and that [[noone|no one]] understands them, when in fact they are simply experiencing puberty; just like everyone else is. They all believe that their personal affliction could not be worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house with their own television and computer in their room is not just the worst life they could have, but the worst life anyone has had, ever. No one understands me!!! Some also think they're TOUGH AND BURLY because they enjoy [[pain series|pain]].


Basically, an emo kid is a [[virgin]] [[twat]] who takes denial of his unattractiveness to a new extreme - instead of just manning up, playing sports, taking some social skills classes, etc, he turns walking around in Petsmart into [[USI|personal pride]]. When a hot girl tells him to fuck off, instead of being pissed that he's not scoring, the average emofag is actually glad that he got rejected - since that must mean he's [[fag|sensitive]], more [[nerd|mature]] than other guys, or just [[retard|special]] in general. Plus it provides him fodder for his rape fantasies.  
Basically, an emo kid is a [[virgin]] [[twat]] who takes denial of his/her unattractiveness to a new extreme. - He/she turns walking around in Petsmart into [[USI|personal pride]]. When a hot girl tells him to fuck off, instead of being pissed that he's not scoring, the average emo[[fag]] is actually glad that he got rejected - since that must mean he's [[fag|sensitive]], more [[nerd|mature]] than other guys, or just [[retard|special]] in general. Plus it provides him fodder for his [[rape]] fantasies.  


If by some chance an emofag actually manages to get a date however, then he'll be pissed since he won't have any reason to [[bitch]] or play the [[rape|victim]] that day.
If by some chance an emo[[fag]] actually manages to get a date however, then he'll be pissed since he won't have any reason to [[bitch]] or play the [[rape|victim]] that day.


The principle of emodom is [[Epic fail|"The more you bitch about no one liking you, the more no one will like you."]] Emos tend to [[cut]] themselves on the forearms just because it is the done thing for an emo. Unfortunately, emo's are the biggest [[pussy|pussies]] in the universe, so they just about never [[an hero|get it right]]. Alternatively, emo's declare small cuts gained from attempting to rape their cats as proof they are hardcore cutters. In reality, however, most are simply too [[pussy]] to even go near a razor, let alone cut themselves with it.
The principle of emodom is [[Epic fail|"The more you bitch about no one liking you, the more no one will like you."]] Emos tend to [[cut]] themselves on the forearms just because it is the done thing for an emo. Unfortunately, emo's are the biggest [[pussy|pussies]] in the universe, so they just about never [[an hero|get it right]]. Alternatively, emo's declare small cuts gained from attempting to rape their cats as proof they are hardcore cutters. In reality, however, most are simply too [[pussy]] to even go near a razor, let alone cut themselves with it.


Emos get tremendous [[shit]] in [[Mexico]], where members of other Mexican subcultures are prone to beating up emos for the sole reason that their whiny, conformist [[faggotry]] makes them justifiable targets. Heck, they make [[Goth|goths]] look like men in comparison. Yes, emos are THAT PATHETIC. Some say that [[Bullshit|goths are just emos that don't cry like babies]]. Though that is an over-exaggeration, most would have to agree [[faggoth|faggoths]] have at least ''some'' credibility in comparison to these pretentious cunts.
Emos get tremendous [[shit]] in [[Mexico|the country infested with Beaners]], where members of other [[Mexican|Beaner]] subcultures are prone to beating up emos for the sole reason that their whiny, conformist [[faggotry]] makes them justifiable targets. Emos also might try hard to confuse emo with [[goth]]s, and in some cases if you're an emo kid like [[Justin Bieber|Justin Beaner]] you want to be a [[prep]].
 
==Origins==
==Origins==
[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[http://www.emophilips.com/home <s>This is Sparta</s> This is Emo.]]]
[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[http://www.emophilips.com/home <s>This is Sparta</s> This is Emo.]]]
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[[File:Finding Emo.jpg|thumb|150px|Emos in pop culture.]]
[[File:Finding Emo.jpg|thumb|150px|Emos in pop culture.]]


Emos (singular being [[Latin]] for "I buy") wear shirts but they don't wear pants since their legs are made of denim due to all the anus hand sticking in their ass they'd do. They hide and want to be alone because they are too shy to contact anyone, which is partly contributed from the Jewish trait of Jew [[Nazi|criticism]]. Also, they feel that their flaws are immediately visible from just their presence (another trait passed down from the [[Jews]], who are very superficial people).  
Emos (singular being [[Latin|spic language]] for "I buy") wear shirts of bands like [[My Chemical Romance]] and Senses Fail, and they have weird belts and freakishly long bangs. They hide and want to be alone because they are too shy to contact anyone, which is partly contributed from the [[Jew]]ish trait of [[Jew]] [[Nazi|criticism]]. Also, they feel that their flaws are immediately visible from just their presence (another trait passed down from the [[Jews]], who are very superficial people).  


The emo is a crappy offshoot of a [[goth]], itself a crappy offshoot of a [[punk]], which is a crappy offshoot of a [[Metal_(music)|metalhead]], which is <s>inferior to [[prep]].</s> HA HA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
Depending on the person, the emo also can be a shitty [[poseur]] of a [[goth]], itself a shitty offshoot of a [[punk]], which is a crappy offshoot of a [[Metal_(music)|metalhead]], which is <s>inferior to a [[prep]].</s> HA HA DISREGARD THAT THEY SUCK COX TOO!


If an emo is or has either of the following, he or she will become more inclined to ending [[life|it all]] in [[an hero|a suicidal]] fashion:  
If an emo is or has either of the following, he or she will become more inclined to ending [[life|it all]] in [[an hero|a suicidal]] fashion:  
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* They are cruelly [[rape|forced]] to take out the trash or do other [[McDonald's|hard physical labor]].
* They are cruelly [[rape|forced]] to take out the trash or do other [[McDonald's|hard physical labor]].
* They have been [[Internet drama|made fun of]] over the [[internets]]
* They have been [[Internet drama|made fun of]] over the [[internets]]
* They have been confused with a [[goth]].(However if they're a justin bieber wannabe they are just a preppy emo)
* They have been confused with a [[goth]].(However if they're a [[Justin Bieber]] [[wannabe]] they are just a [[prep]]py emo)
* They've had their [[Shit nobody cares about|MySpace poetry]] criticized.
* They've had their [[Shit nobody cares about|MySpace poetry]] criticized.
* They say that [[Truth|no one understands them.]]
* They say that [[Truth|no one understands them.]]
* [[Lie|They've made out with someone of the same gender and swear up and down they're straight.]]
* [[Lie|They've made out with someone of the same gender and swear up and down they're straight.]]
* They've had their [[Shit|ipods]] stolen.
* They've had their [[Shit|ipods]] stolen.
* They have been sexually molested by their parents.
* They have been sexually [[molested]] by their parents.
* They cut their skin off or do other self harm activities.
* They cut their skin off or do other self harm activities.
* They want attention and have people feel sorry for them.
* They want attention and have people feel sorry for them.
===Prehistoric emos===
====1980s====
In the 1980s, emo kids were just a bunch of people who thought they were [[punk|punk rock]] and would listen to bands like Rites of Spring, who had a singer with fuzzy ass eyebrows. So then Ian MacKaye, the [[Scottish|jocky]] frontman from Minor Threat wanted to become an [[emo]][[fag]], too and formed Embrace. Since kids even called these guys "emocore", Ian got extremely [[butthurt]] over that term used at his band. But it's good that [[Successful troll is successful|someone yelled that at him at a gig.]] Basically just a bunch of Minor Threat/Black Flag/etc [[fantard]]s started running around in their concert joining the emo style. This leads to how emo became a big disease spreading among teens to become [[attention whore]]s who [[Hipster|try to look K00L AID OH YEA]] by competing with each other on who has the most shittiest life or is [[Boner|BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOner]].
====1990s====
In the 1990s, when the [[punk]]-[[wannabe]] type of emo bands died, suddenly a bunch of [[emo]]s decided to try to sound like [[Nirvana]], the Smashing Pumpkins, Hole and others, while others decided to try being like Green Day and the Ramones remaining a [[punk]]-[[wannabe]] band. But then [[hipster]]s appeared as well with their gay indie music as well some [[punk|hardcore fags]] decided that "HEY LET'S TAKE THE POWERVIOLENCE SOUND AND USE THE EMO LYRICS AND SHIT!" So they decided to make [[screamo]] and a bunch of [[geek]]s and [[hipster]]s with glasses, t-shirts, sweater vests and weird ass chucks decided to make a bunch of screechy noise with their recording of their [[terrorist|terrorist attacks and bombing]] and their screaming to represent people getting [[castration|castrated]]. These [[geek]]s and [[hipster]]s decided to make [[screamo]] but called it "skramz" because they were too much of a fucking [[Aspie|ASS-PIE]] to know how to spell "scrams". They also called it "emoviolence" because they were emo [[nerd]]s who loved [[terrorism]] and also helped [[Al Queda]] perform [[9/11]].
=====Typical Skramz Song=====
*Soft guitars and quietness
*Drummer on redbull, drumming like his ass is getting [[molested|tickled]], guitarist makes noise and bombs the city and records it and you can't hear the bass
*Vocalist appears
*YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR KAKAKASKAKKAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHYYHYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!
*[[Muslim|ALLAH UAKBAR! BOOM BOOM BOOM! YEAH WE'RE FUCKING MUZZIES]]!!!!!!!
*Song ends; 30-100 seconds of screechy noise


==Git 'em young ==
==Git 'em young ==
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| 1920's || Flappers || Shit, Dead Animals, Sweat, Reefers, Jazz
| 1920's || Flappers || Shit, Dead Animals, Sweat, Reefers, Jazz
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| 1930's || Nazis || [[Hitler]], White Pride, killing Jews
| 1930's || Nazis || [[Hitler]], Cracker Pride, killing kikes
|-
|-
| 1940's || Nips || [[Japan|Hirohito]], killing everyone else, eating gold dust every morning during sunrise, [[An_Hero|Kamekaze Banzai Harakiri soo Kawaii]] (ALL DRUGS TAKEN IN EXACT ORDER)
| 1940's || Nips || [[Japan|Hirohito]], killing everyone else, eating gold dust every morning during sunrise, [[An_Hero|Kamekaze Banzai Harakiri soo Kawaii]] (ALL DRUGS TAKEN IN EXACT ORDER)
|-
|-
| 1950's || Beatniks || [[Poetry]], Bongo Drums, Pot, [[USI]]
| 1950's || Beatniks || [[Poetry]], Bongo Drums, Pot, [[USI]], [[Elvis Presley]]
|-
|-
| 1960's || [[Hippies]] || Pot, Acid, Pot, Librium, Seconal, Pot, Napalm
| 1960's || [[Hippies]] || Pot, Acid, Pot, Librium, Seconal, Pot, Napalm
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| 1980's || New Romantics || [[Drug#Cocaine|Cocaine]], [[Anal Sex]], Herb
| 1980's || New Romantics || [[Drug#Cocaine|Cocaine]], [[Anal Sex]], Herb
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|-
| 1990's || [[Grunge]] || [[Heroin]], Ecstasy, Flannel, Starbucks Coffee, Prozac, Weed, [[Shotgun Mouthwash]]
| 1990's || [[Grunge]] || [[Heroin]], Ecstasy, Flannel, Starbucks Coffee, Prozac, Weed, [[Shotgun Mouthwash]], [[heavy metal]]
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| 2000's || Emos, pop punk || [[Aspie|Ritalin]], Zoloft, Wellbutrin, NyQuil, Robitussin, Rispiridone, Weed, Penis (a lot of it)
| 2000's || Emos, pop punk || [[Aspie|Ritalin]], Zoloft, Wellbutrin, NyQuil, Robitussin, Rispiridone, Weed, Penis (a lot of it)
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| 2010's || [[Hipster]]s (or alternatively, [[Scene|100% idiotic, pointless faggotry]]), [[crunkcore]], [[Black Veil Brides|glamfag]], [[nerd]] ||[[Indie]] music/film, thrift store clothing, [[Beer|Pabst Blue Ribbon]], [[Irony]], Michael Cera, Pitchfork Media
| 2010's || [[Hipster]]s (or alternatively, [[Scene|100% idiotic, pointless faggotry]]), [[crunkcore]], [[Black Veil Brides|glamfag]], [[nerd]], [[prep]], [[Justin Bieber]] ||[[Indie]] music/film, thrift store clothing, [[Beer|Pabst Blue Ribbon]], [[Irony]], Michael Cera, Pitchfork Media
|}
|}


==National Emo Kid Beatdown Day==
==Controversy With Emo==
===National Emo Kid Beatdown Day===
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==Russia declares war!==
===Russia declares war!===
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[[Image:Momsminivan.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Less conformist?]]
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[[Image:Emo Oil.jpg|250px|thumb|When oil reserves run dry in 2045, emos will be drained and used to manufacture an environmentally friendly fuel source.]]
[[Image:Emo Oil.jpg|250px|thumb|When oil reserves run dry in 2045, emos will be drained and used to manufacture an environmentally friendly fuel source.]]


*[[Butthurt|Crying]] because they [[fail|fail]] at [[the game|life.]]
*Crying because they [[fail|fail]] at [[the game|life.]]
*Taking [[Internet disease|self portrait]] pictures.
*Taking [[Internet disease|self portrait]] pictures.
*Having hair that is significantly longer in front and stupidly dyed by [[your mom]].
*Having hair that is significantly longer in front and stupidly dyed by [[your mom]].
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*Telling the world that their life is miserable and they cut themselves to feel better.
*Telling the world that their life is miserable and they cut themselves to feel better.
*Denying their emo.
*Denying their emo.
*Hitler
*Nerds
*ALLAH UAKBAR
*[[Christfag]]gotry
*Covering their hair with their freakishly long bangs.
*Covering their hair with their freakishly long bangs.
*Applying eyeliner that makes them look like a raccoon.
*Applying eyeliner that makes them look like a raccoon.
*Did we mention that they cry?
*Did we mention that they cry?


==Common Clothing of an Emo:==
==Common Fashion of an Emo:==
*Black clothing (which confuses many people with goths)
*Black clothing (which confuses many people with goths)
*Thick heavy eyeliner that makes them look like raccoons(especially on gay emo's, too)
*Eyeliner that makes them look like raccoons (mostly on gay emos who think they're raccoons)
*Hair over eyes to hide "pain"
*Hair over eyes to hide "[[pain series|pain]]"
*Wristbands to cover up cuts from being a [[Fail]] at life.
*No skin
*489234723893743567348573456348546357346584638 belts
*489234723893743567348573456348546357346584638 belts
*bright ass denim legs that fuck up the eye (especially with [[scene]] wannabes)
*Bright ass jeans that fuck up the eye (especially with [[scene]] wannabes)
*Tattoos that cover the arms
*[[Hipster]]/[[nerd]] glasses
*Hipster glasses
*My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Jimmy Eats World, Rites of Spring, Senses Fail, Underoath or any other emo band merchandise.
*My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Jimmy Eats world, or Underoath merchandise.
*Ear gauges which are ridiculously big ass fuck
*Ear gauges which are ridiculously big ass fuck
*Black nail paint
*[[Justin Bieber]] hair
*Juggalo face paint
*[[Cum]] on the hair (If it's white)
*Cum on the face
*One arm cut off
*[[screamo]] band tshirt to be a "pure emo"
*[[Screamo]] band t-shirt to be a "pure emo"
*Hello Kitty,Invader Zim and Domo accessories
*Hello Kitty,Invader Zim and Domo [[shit]]
*Anything from [[Hot Topic]]  
*Lip piercings
*Pants that are WAY too fucking tight.
*Jeans that are WAY too fucking bright.
*If they don't wear pants, they have denim legs


Please refer to the [http://www.emo-corner.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=25776 Ofishul Emo Code] for a complete list of rulez you must follow to be a true emo.
Please refer to the [http://www.emo-corner.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=25776 Ofishul Emo Code] for a complete list of rulez you must follow to be a true emo.
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*[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=44554682 Every emo video, evar]
*[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=44554682 Every emo video, evar]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=MQ12BbwrJtQ& Some dyke chick tells the truth about Emos]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=MQ12BbwrJtQ& Some dyke chick tells the truth about Emos]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbdh0Qm_5A0 Ian MacKaye pwns Emo]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbdh0Qm_5A0 Ian MacKaye butthurt over being called "emocore"]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8 Video: Goth parodies Emo]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8 Video: Goth parodies Emo]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNLDLyeepVs A typical emo song.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px6CVyZHMt4 A typical emo song.]
*<s>[http://youtube.com/watch?v=TPprgPNUraw Guy pwns an egoistical emo in denial fag.]</s>
*<s>[http://youtube.com/watch?v=TPprgPNUraw Guy pwns an egoistical emo in denial fag.]</s>
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9L_MuD-eZ8 J-emo kid defends an emo Youtube user, comment him and he'll remove them due to butthurt! BAWW!!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9L_MuD-eZ8 J-emo kid defends an emo Youtube user, comment him and he'll remove them due to butthurt! BAWW!!]
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Why do you keep calling us emo faggots? Faggot means gay, gay means happy and emos aren't happy!!!
 

 
 

—Emo girl's reaction to trolling

Kriechend in meiner Haut/diese Wunden werden nicht heilen...

Emo or emofag or emowhore aka "BAWWWWW" is a movement which is an attempt to make normal teenage angst cool (seriously, who tries to win a "my life sucks more than yours" contest?) While everyone around them is also suffering from hormones and High School, they try to convince everyone that their suffering is somehow original. To break away from their normal suffering, followers of emo sometimes may [[Faggot|wear eyeliner (especially on ones who think they are raccoons, t-shirts sometimes of shitty bands like My Chemical Romance, ridiculously bright jeans, enjoy large cock (not that they ever get any, unless they got a granddad), growing a long fringe of freakishly long ass bangs to help warp their vision of the world. Sometimes they also might even dye it black. Otherwise they'll die it blond for some reason or white because Gerard Way did had his hair white when he ejaculated on his hair from getting jacked off by his father.]] This vision causes the emos to insult people who are actually depressed IRL by making a fad of feigning their own dire depression. Emo music consists of insane amounts of lyrics about the greatness of being in the emo style and the terror of not having hawt emo girl want to fuck you. Emo can be short for emotionally fucked in the vagina. Some emo songs deviate slightly, encouraging male listeners to "Ahhh, c'mon, FUCK A GUY!"

Conclusive scientific evidence proves that emos are more hated than niggas and kikes combined. And that says something. At concerts, emos stand in place and watch the band play with their arms crossed, tossing their hair out of their eyes and sucking on their stupid lip piercings and sucking other male emos penises.

They all think they suffer from severe narcissism, leading them to believe that they alone know what pain is, and that no one understands them, when in fact they are simply experiencing puberty; just like everyone else is. They all believe that their personal affliction could not be worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house with their own television and computer in their room is not just the worst life they could have, but the worst life anyone has had, ever. No one understands me!!! Some also think they're TOUGH AND BURLY because they enjoy pain.

Basically, an emo kid is a virgin twat who takes denial of his/her unattractiveness to a new extreme. - He/she turns walking around in Petsmart into personal pride. When a hot girl tells him to fuck off, instead of being pissed that he's not scoring, the average emofag is actually glad that he got rejected - since that must mean he's sensitive, more mature than other guys, or just special in general. Plus it provides him fodder for his rape fantasies.

If by some chance an emofag actually manages to get a date however, then he'll be pissed since he won't have any reason to bitch or play the victim that day.

The principle of emodom is "The more you bitch about no one liking you, the more no one will like you." Emos tend to cut themselves on the forearms just because it is the done thing for an emo. Unfortunately, emo's are the biggest pussies in the universe, so they just about never get it right. Alternatively, emo's declare small cuts gained from attempting to rape their cats as proof they are hardcore cutters. In reality, however, most are simply too pussy to even go near a razor, let alone cut themselves with it.

Emos get tremendous shit in the country infested with Beaners, where members of other Beaner subcultures are prone to beating up emos for the sole reason that their whiny, conformist faggotry makes them justifiable targets. Emos also might try hard to confuse emo with goths, and in some cases if you're an emo kid like Justin Beaner you want to be a prep.

Origins

This is Sparta This is Emo.
A true Viking/Danes showing emos what he thinks of them.
Emos have no real friends.
They even have their own "special" car.
Emos in pop culture.

Emos (singular being spic language for "I buy") wear shirts of bands like My Chemical Romance and Senses Fail, and they have weird belts and freakishly long bangs. They hide and want to be alone because they are too shy to contact anyone, which is partly contributed from the Jewish trait of Jew criticism. Also, they feel that their flaws are immediately visible from just their presence (another trait passed down from the Jews, who are very superficial people).

Depending on the person, the emo also can be a shitty poseur of a goth, itself a shitty offshoot of a punk, which is a crappy offshoot of a metalhead, which is inferior to a prep. HA HA DISREGARD THAT THEY SUCK COX TOO!

If an emo is or has either of the following, he or she will become more inclined to ending it all in a suicidal fashion:

Prehistoric emos

1980s

In the 1980s, emo kids were just a bunch of people who thought they were punk rock and would listen to bands like Rites of Spring, who had a singer with fuzzy ass eyebrows. So then Ian MacKaye, the jocky frontman from Minor Threat wanted to become an emofag, too and formed Embrace. Since kids even called these guys "emocore", Ian got extremely butthurt over that term used at his band. But it's good that someone yelled that at him at a gig. Basically just a bunch of Minor Threat/Black Flag/etc fantards started running around in their concert joining the emo style. This leads to how emo became a big disease spreading among teens to become attention whores who try to look K00L AID OH YEA by competing with each other on who has the most shittiest life or is BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOner.

1990s

In the 1990s, when the punk-wannabe type of emo bands died, suddenly a bunch of emos decided to try to sound like Nirvana, the Smashing Pumpkins, Hole and others, while others decided to try being like Green Day and the Ramones remaining a punk-wannabe band. But then hipsters appeared as well with their gay indie music as well some hardcore fags decided that "HEY LET'S TAKE THE POWERVIOLENCE SOUND AND USE THE EMO LYRICS AND SHIT!" So they decided to make screamo and a bunch of geeks and hipsters with glasses, t-shirts, sweater vests and weird ass chucks decided to make a bunch of screechy noise with their recording of their terrorist attacks and bombing and their screaming to represent people getting castrated. These geeks and hipsters decided to make screamo but called it "skramz" because they were too much of a fucking ASS-PIE to know how to spell "scrams". They also called it "emoviolence" because they were emo nerds who loved terrorism and also helped Al Queda perform 9/11.

Typical Skramz Song
  • Soft guitars and quietness
  • Drummer on redbull, drumming like his ass is getting tickled, guitarist makes noise and bombs the city and records it and you can't hear the bass
  • Vocalist appears
  • YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR KAKAKASKAKKAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHYYHYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!
  • ALLAH UAKBAR! BOOM BOOM BOOM! YEAH WE'RE FUCKING MUZZIES!!!!!!!
  • Song ends; 30-100 seconds of screechy noise

Git 'em young

Even Gordon has his emoments
Typical emo faggot asking for it

In an interesting trend, young teenagers have begun adopting the emo mantra as their new Jesus, even though they will rarely cut themselves. They enjoy the thrill of straightening the straggly mop that rests atop their head and wearing tons of makeup to cover their pimple-ridden pubescent faces. They take black-and-white pictures of themselves and define themselves as "misunderstood" on their MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Friendster or Bebo pages. Their usernames usually consist of serious descriptions of how they truly feel inside and are usually encased in a variety of symbols e.g. xXDarknessSurroundsXx, ^^)MyAngelCries(^^, X+LoveLikeFire+X. Many think that turning emo will instantly turn them hot.

The common path to emo generally follows these steps:

  1. They have a happy cheerful Carebear MySpace profile up until they're 12.
  2. One of their fat friends gets depressed and makes an emo MySpace.
  3. 12 year old friend sees this and goes OMG TAHTS SU KEWL!!11 and copies them.
  4. They straighten their disgusting hair that they haven't washed in 3 months, put on a lot of makeup that might make them look like clown/raccoon and take pictures on myspace.
  5. Post with comments like "NOONE UNDERSTANDZ ME!!11 M I DESTIND 2 NEVR FYND LUV???"
  6. After getting a ton of attention saying "aww hunny dont wory im here 4 u :)", they start complaining about EVERYTHING.
  7. Become an hero.
  8. Listen to My Necropedophilic Romance, Dashboard Cumfessional, Blessthefall, Rites of Spring or maybe CockCorn Heights
  9. Take the cigarette and set it smoked and rub it on your skin
  10. Get the blade, cut off some of ya skin, and go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  11. Be a hipster
  12. PROFIT!
   
 
i dont no any emos…! im the only 1 i no and i no every thing bout emo, i shud no… im so emo iv tryed 2 kill my self since i wuz 7
 

 
 

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Current situation

The current incarnation of emo has basically replaced all other teenage culture (read gays and little/teenage girls who went crazy over the boybands) as the dominant one. The slightly faded "vintage" clothing and track suits are available at any mall and often displayed in tandem with the most mainstream wares. Because the accouterments and garb are very easy and cheap to obtain, it makes the style accessible to you. In earlier times emo was a generally male-dominated subculture with very few females observed at shows and events (mostly because all present looked like girls anyway). Now, however, due to the ease of obtainment of the requisite style items, many females have become involved in the subculture. Please see the gallery below for several illustrations of typical specimens. There may be no easily discernible differences between the standard teenager and someone involved in the emo scene.

Often, participants are referred to as "emo kids," "emofags," just "fags," or any combination of these. Rednecks often refer to the participants simply as "wrist-cuttin' hippies". Normal people often say that "emo" is short for "gay trannys that listen to bad music". Everyone else calls them "failures at life".

Emo kids are a common plague on sites such as MySpace, Facebook, Bebo and YouTube as these sites offer the perfect digital mediums for them to display their tormented souls to the world.

EmoTube

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The True Meaning of Being Emo

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Emo over the ages

Emo has had a long history in many forms, from the early Beatniks (named after the constant beatings they would receive) to today's contemporary emo kids:

ERA: EMO KIDS WERE: DRUG OF CHOICE:
1790's-1820's French Revolutionists Execution by beheading, European conquest, overthrowing governments
1920's Flappers Shit, Dead Animals, Sweat, Reefers, Jazz
1930's Nazis Hitler, Cracker Pride, killing kikes
1940's Nips Hirohito, killing everyone else, eating gold dust every morning during sunrise, Kamekaze Banzai Harakiri soo Kawaii (ALL DRUGS TAKEN IN EXACT ORDER)
1950's Beatniks Poetry, Bongo Drums, Pot, USI, Elvis Presley
1960's Hippies Pot, Acid, Pot, Librium, Seconal, Pot, Napalm
1970's Disco Cocaine, Dexies, Bennies, Valium, Fags, Grass
1980's New Romantics Cocaine, Anal Sex, Herb
1990's Grunge Heroin, Ecstasy, Flannel, Starbucks Coffee, Prozac, Weed, Shotgun Mouthwash, heavy metal
2000's Emos, pop punk Ritalin, Zoloft, Wellbutrin, NyQuil, Robitussin, Rispiridone, Weed, Penis (a lot of it)
2010's Hipsters (or alternatively, 100% idiotic, pointless faggotry), crunkcore, glamfag, nerd, prep, Justin Bieber Indie music/film, thrift store clothing, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Irony, Michael Cera, Pitchfork Media

Controversy With Emo

National Emo Kid Beatdown Day

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Shortly before Russia invaded South Ossetia, legislation was drafted that would end the cancer that is killing Russia once and for all. Butthurt emos across Russia protested with angsty and heartfelt slogans like "Kill the state in yourself" and "A totalitarian state encourages stupidity." Much to their chagrin, the emos' secret ties to the Nazis have been exposed by the Russian government.

MySpace emo kids

Like cocaine. WATCHOUT.

MySpace is the primary breeding ground of pure gay emo faggotry. It is not yet known why so many people devote so much time looking at pure shit. Studies have shown that Tom, the founder of MySpace has PEDO POWERS that cause all 16-year-old girls to sign up to his site. It is obvious that these sort of sites would appeal to emos, as it lets them bleat on about how miserable their pampered fucking suburban lives are and expect people to actually give a shit. Although nothing has yet been proven, preliminary results show that Tom emits a special type of gamma ray that makes gay emo fag girls horny. Another theory is that Tom is Adolf Hitler, and that using MySpace is similar to wearing the Jew identification badges Hitler used.

Recently, MySpace has lost its credibility with the emos, and they have since flocked over to EmoScene.com (plz troll). It is your duty to follow the emos to this new site and show them they are a sheep following a silly trend.

Common emo behavior

When oil reserves run dry in 2045, emos will be drained and used to manufacture an environmentally friendly fuel source.

Common Fashion of an Emo:

  • Black clothing (which confuses many people with goths)
  • Eyeliner that makes them look like raccoons (mostly on gay emos who think they're raccoons)
  • Hair over eyes to hide "pain"
  • No skin
  • 489234723893743567348573456348546357346584638 belts
  • Bright ass jeans that fuck up the eye (especially with scene wannabes)
  • Hipster/nerd glasses
  • My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Jimmy Eats World, Rites of Spring, Senses Fail, Underoath or any other emo band merchandise.
  • Ear gauges which are ridiculously big ass fuck
  • Justin Bieber hair
  • Cum on the hair (If it's white)
  • One arm cut off
  • Screamo band t-shirt to be a "pure emo"
  • Hello Kitty,Invader Zim and Domo shit
  • Lip piercings
  • Jeans that are WAY too fucking bright.
  • If they don't wear pants, they have denim legs

Please refer to the Ofishul Emo Code for a complete list of rulez you must follow to be a true emo.

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