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'''Poland''' is a little and uninteresting country in Europe and is widely known for being among the most conquerable countries in the world.  However, Poland is also known for steroids, and their filthy [[Jews|Jews]].  Poland is renowned for having the world's most hideous women second to Australia's [[Aboriginals|Aborigineses]], or whatever they're called, and right above [[Zimbabwe]].  Most real Christians view Poland as completely irrelevant because Jesus had never traveled there-- as, nowhere in the country, can you find twelve wise men or a virgin. The nation is known as a buffer zone between good and evil, referring to the neighboring nations of [[Germany]] and [[Russia]] (you decide which is which). Poland is also well known for its [[Transsexual|citizens who are capable of shape shifting]]. Throughout the last thousand years its borders have changed frequently as it has been [[pwned]] repeatedly by surrounding nations, and due to severe [[butthurt]] [[B&|disappeared off the face of the earth]] for [[at least 100 years|almost 200 years]].