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As [[NFTs]] were blowing up, Logan Paul as usually decided to jump him to get some of that [[jew gold]]. He created an ultimate scheme to create a rip-off of [[South Park]] with an unimaginative character of a can thrown in the trash until Logan Paul discovered it and called it [[scam|Dink Doink]]. | As [[NFTs]] were blowing up, Logan Paul as usually decided to jump him to get some of that [[jew gold]]. He created an ultimate scheme to create a rip-off of [[South Park]] with an unimaginative character of a can thrown in the trash until Logan Paul discovered it and called it [[scam|Dink Doink]]. | ||
Dink Doink markets itself as the [[bullshit|"first decentralized cartoon"]], like it will make anyone invest in it instead of using less shitty (though still shitty) characters in the [[Public Library|public domain]] you don't have to invest before it dies. When new [[shit|episodes]] are made to [[fail|advertise]] to investors that are shittier than what a pathetic [[nobody|crypto-bros]] [[nothing|make with the IP]], [[no one|holders]] | Dink Doink markets itself as the [[bullshit|"first decentralized cartoon"]], like it will make anyone invest in it instead of using less shitty (though still shitty) characters in the [[Public Library|public domain]] you don't have to invest before it dies. When new [[shit|episodes]] are made to [[fail|advertise]] to investors that are shittier than what a pathetic [[nobody|crypto-bros]] [[nothing|make with the IP]], [[no one|holders]] will [[worthless|receive an NFT]]. They say the show will be on [[dying|TV]] or [[long|streaming]] like any channel or streaming service would pick it up and [[long|movies]] like studios would make any. All of this is nonsense. [[truth|Nothing will come out of Dink Doink and the episodes are only their to give the illusion of investment]]. | ||
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| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Born | April 1st, 1995 |
| Residence | Hollywood, California |
| JewTube |  Logan Paul Vlogs (active)
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Logan Alexander Paul✡ is a 29-year-old pasty white jewish faggot and Americunt JewTuber/suicide activist campaigner/pedophile from California of all places. Although best known for his work with the Japanese suicide campaigns, his illustrious career actually began in the early 2010s on the platform Vine, catering to underage individuals and the clinically retarded. Unfortunately, in his quest to raise awareness for suicide, he failed to recognize that his prime audience are the target undesirables for which suicide is an option, resulting in an enormous amount of attention from the old media, and people who aren't 12-year-old boys. Indeed, this episode now threatens to overshadow his otherwise unremarkable career, and put an early end to his campaign.
Audience and content
The most notable portion of Paul's "career" is the type of people he caters to. Whilst certainly not alone in his shameless targeting of underage loli and 12-year-olds, the scale of his reach has warranted attention. With over 15.1 million followers, this upstanding individual has the potential to reach more people than the entire dominion of New Zealand. Now with this kind of popular reach, what does Logan broadcast to them?
Previous Video | Next Video
— Cydney Williams,, actual fan | ||
— Anonymous with the sad truth | ||
Video published typically involve "pranking," or the molestation of an unsuspecting public with obnoxious and unfunny impositions, vlogs, detailing drivel about the hardships of enormous wealth, white trash family, and luxury living, movies, starring and written by himself and his equally undesirable brother, and other media determined by the state of California to be detrimental to the intelligence of the public at large. He also loves dumbing down his audience to the point of when pulling off serious suicides and pranks, the children are brainwashed to laugh and not care about the event because LOL IT'S JUST LOGAN MESSING AROUND :'D
Suicide (well, not HIS suicide, as we can all only wish, but actually just a video he made of someone else's suicide)
In the last days of December of 2017, our heroes fatefully decided to visit the Land of the Rising Sun, presumably to document, and hopefully participate in the time honoured Japanese tradition of harakiri. After spending a few days gracing his underage viewers with the joys of Pokemon Go, horseplay at Customs and Excise, hentai, and being a typical white foreign asshole gaijin, Logan Paul went to the Aokigahara forest and found
Recognizing the potential for clicks and money, he then spends the rest of the video cracking jokes about the dead... now we really don't have any problem with here at Encyclopedia Dramatica, it's just that these were deeply unfunny. He could have at least thrown in a dead baby joke or something. Anyways, his video was then uploaded to YouTube, where it trended for 24 hours, whilst out of the notice of everyone who wasn't an underage loli. The plan was working brilliantly until...
Old Media Finds Out
—The guy who says "bitch" in Breaking Bad, basically saying Logan should kill himself for making fun of suicide. | ||
It turns out that NORPs don't appreciate having their children exposed to suicide. Also, apparently videos involving dead bodies can be seen to be in poor taste! He's since deleted his original video—although entrepreneurial netizens have apparently saved copies (see below)—and had made TWO (count'em!) botched apologies, all whilst death threats and fatwas rain upon him from the old media and people who can legally drink. He's also since put a hiatus on making vlogs, at least until presumably this episode escapes the limited memories of children, and he can begin shitposting again. However, he still roams Japan creating a disturbance around the whole island. Incidentally that video of the 11 year old went viral in its own way, and was eventually taken down by his mother. You can find our more about what happened here.
Of course, while Logan Paul hides under his covers in the hopes the Boogieman disappears ("if I don't expose any skin, the boogieman will go away, right??"), the rest of the world moves on. Since this happened, YouTube dropped Logan from their "Google Preferred" program, as well as various YouTube Red TV shows and movies... basically ensuring Logan Paul's free money supply will evaporate in due time. But hey, he's a MAVERICK!!!, right? Maybe Logan will dab on his haters and all of his problems will all go away. BTW, you can buy his apology T-shirts and vinyl stickers at his online store; link in bio.
The Video Itself
YouTube has flagged the video itself and any copies of it, so reuploading a copy of it there for posterity is out of the question. However, other video sites happen to have it (and undoubtedly love the traffic it generates for them), so you can find it here. Any of these links should work just fine:
- Daily Motion (x6cj1oy)
- LiveLeak (302_1514860746)
- LiveLeak (c6b_1514890131)
- LiveLeak (29f_1514894817)
- LiveLeak (3f7_1514924637)
- LiveLeak (615_1514992516)
- LiveLeak (07c_1514996657)
Related Videos
I wonder if Logan Paul is finally experiencing true "ambivalence" in his life. Like, he's finally getting some mainstream attention, which undoubtedly strokes his ego, but it's over a video he did which makes people think he's worse than Hitler (because at least Hitler never vloged a dead body for free hits before).
Hey Logan! You're on TV!! Previous Video | Next Video |
Logan Paul can't stop dicking around with corpses
Now he's done it... and no amount of dabbing on haters and merch buy-dat'ing will get him out of this one: YouTube has demonitized all of Logan Paul's movies after he uploaded a video of him tazering a dead rat. Take a look at what all the fuss is about:
Of course we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica wouldn't have done anything different with a dead rat to be honest. Hell, this isn't even about the rat. Instead it's more like, we don't have moral guardians like YouTube and their advertisers on our nuts all the time. And yet this simple concept is outside of Logan Paul's tiny brain: despite the fact that all eyes are on him right now (which is ironic because that's literally EXACTLY what he wants) and will pounce on him for the next stupid thing that crosses the line... he goes and basically does something like this to piss off his last line of easy cash left. Bwahaha!
How will the Maverick deal with things THIS time? Dab.
Logan Paul is now woke
Like most Jews, Logan Paul is very concerned that you are not sufficiently antiracist. In order to communicate the fact that he is superior to you, he has come out against internet racism in a dumb video where he espouses the typical Jewish talking points:
Pokemon card
Logan Paul was trying buy the most expensive Pokemon card boxes on to brag about having worthless overvalued crap. This lead to prices skyrocketing for the scammers to start selling Pokemon card boxes for crazy high prices while the poor suffer not getting their already meaningless trash. It turns out however that the cards were fake, and some scammer knew idiots like Logan Paul would give him easy jew-gold.
Wrestling career
Logan Paul has decided to venture into wrestling despite having no experience in wrestling. He has only fought amateur opponents due to his lack off skill even then he still looses.
Dink Doink
As NFTs were blowing up, Logan Paul as usually decided to jump him to get some of that jew gold. He created an ultimate scheme to create a rip-off of South Park with an unimaginative character of a can thrown in the trash until Logan Paul discovered it and called it Dink Doink.
Dink Doink markets itself as the "first decentralized cartoon", like it will make anyone invest in it instead of using less shitty (though still shitty) characters in the public domain you don't have to invest before it dies. When new episodes are made to advertise to investors that are shittier than what a pathetic crypto-bros make with the IP, holders will receive an NFT. They say the show will be on TV or streaming like any channel or streaming service would pick it up and movies like studios would make any. All of this is nonsense. Nothing will come out of Dink Doink and the episodes are only their to give the illusion of investment.
He pretended that he had nothing to do with the project and was just promoting it, while his team pretends it's just a joke. Everybody saw through it, and Logan Paul was exposed for lying and surprise this was all his idea. The value dropped like crazy as even crypto-bros which have no braincells, didn't give a shit about it.
Dink Doink was quickly no more.
CryptoZoo
After 4 years of repairing his reputation, Logan felt confident enough to start being a scumbag again. In 2022, Logan launched a "fun" NFT game called CryptoZoo. If you bought their expensive digital coin, you could use these coins to hatch an egg to get an NFT animal inside, and if you had multiple NFT animals, you could combine them to get a crossbreed mutt. Not only was this clearly a scam, but it was poorly thought out as there was seemingly no option to put your hell spawn out of its misery if you created something truly horrendous.
An obese, lonley moralfag called "Coffeezilla", spent nearly a year putting together an amateur crime-thriller, in which he interviewed the fools thick enough to fall for this scam, and exposed messages between Logan and his fellow crypto-bros as they discussed how much money they were willing to take from their fans. While Coffee was in the right and had exposed Logan to be behind the scam, part of his evidence was the victims, who when interviewed revealed themselves to be complete idiots. Some spent over $200k on zoo-coins before the "game" had released. Another convinced his son and wife to put their money into the project, promising they'll have lots of fun as a family, bonding over NFT-egg hatching. While the game didn't work, it was also exposed that the "hand-drawn artwork" Logan had promised for the animals and their combinations, were all shitty photoshops, that were likely done by Logan himself as he took great offence to anyone who critiqued the "art".
In January 2023, Logan made a 7 minute video in which he did not respond to a single criticism, and in trying to "expose" Coffeezilla, only managed to incriminate himself more. Logan revealed every member of his team was an ex-convict or criminal that had ran off with the money. Logan claimed a real internet detective would not miss these details, but not only did Coffee briefly mention in his video that all of them were suspicious and had shady pasts, but he was also critical of them, not on their side. All Logan did was prove he hires criminals because he's an idiot. He also made-up lies about Coffee trying to join the police force, and gave a quote from a policeman claiming Coffee was unprofessional; a baffling statement since Coffee was never in or worked with the police. Still not done wrecking his reputation, Logan did a long podcast episode in which he had his yes-men give him easy questions like "did you make money?" to which Logan would say "no" with a smug face towards the camera. A bad move since Coffee's videos already proved he made no money as the blockchain proved it. When they weren't giving daft questions, Logan's team were also sucking his cock, giving boring stories about them all being depressed whilst in a Middle Eastern spa and no longer being able to enjoy hookers and blow because the scam allegations were too much to deal with.
Logan promised to take Coffee to court, but after the massive backlash of people proving Logan to be a medically-diagnosed retard, he dropped the threats and deleted the videos. Still refusing to take accountability, Logan tried to gain the support of Andrew Tate fans. With Tate in jail, his network had been running his social medias, and all they were doing was parroting and quoting Tate's previous talks and videos. One of Tate's talking points is the Matrix, which is a crap analogy for the elites who silence those who speak against the norm. Logan tweeted schizo-Tate quotes about the matrix being real and coming for him. These tweets were incessantly-mocked, with every reply to him getting more likes than the original tweet. Tate's twitter joined in, rightly accusing Logan of trying to grift into his community, and making up lies about fellow prisoners referencing "Logan the scammer".
See also
- Jake Paul - Logan's less-intelligent, less-talented brother.
- Andrew Tate - Another idiot who makes it a habit to scam his own fans.
- Suicide - Kill yourself today, be a celebrity tomorrow!
- YouTube - Logan's primary source of income.
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