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[[Marco Rubio]] | [[File:Marcorubiofoampartysideways.jpg|right|thumb|Marco Rubio when he isn't hypocritically being anti-faggot]] | ||
Marco Rubio was born in Miami, stronghold of the illegal Cuban refugees. His father was a merengue dancer, and his mother was a waitress at Mojito's Bar. Seeing that Barack Obama became president, Marco Rubio also became interested in this vacancy after all, if a child of Muslims managed to win, maybe a son of Cuban can too. Currently | [[Marco Rubio]] is a US Senator, Cuban Pete's son. His family was all expelled from Cuba by Fidel Castro, as were gossiping in the corners of the former dictator be horned and paintbrush. He was a Republican candidate for the presidency of the United States of America in 2016, and is quite popular among certain sectors of Republicans, even though a Latin "brown". This is because he is seen as the Republican version of [[Obama]], in various ways, one being that he also had virtually no experience before running for office; along with the fact that like Obama, he | ||
Marco Rubio was born in Miami, stronghold of the illegal Cuban refugees. His father was a merengue dancer, and his mother was a waitress at Mojito's Bar. Seeing that Barack Obama became president, Marco Rubio also became interested in this vacancy after all, if a child of Muslims managed to win, maybe a son of Cuban can too. Currently is resigned to know that Trump will become the president of the United States and not him.. | |||
== See also == | == See also == |
Revision as of 18:23, 25 August 2016
Marco Rubio is a US Senator, Cuban Pete's son. His family was all expelled from Cuba by Fidel Castro, as were gossiping in the corners of the former dictator be horned and paintbrush. He was a Republican candidate for the presidency of the United States of America in 2016, and is quite popular among certain sectors of Republicans, even though a Latin "brown". This is because he is seen as the Republican version of Obama, in various ways, one being that he also had virtually no experience before running for office; along with the fact that like Obama, he
Marco Rubio was born in Miami, stronghold of the illegal Cuban refugees. His father was a merengue dancer, and his mother was a waitress at Mojito's Bar. Seeing that Barack Obama became president, Marco Rubio also became interested in this vacancy after all, if a child of Muslims managed to win, maybe a son of Cuban can too. Currently is resigned to know that Trump will become the president of the United States and not him..
See also
- Rand Paul (convicted isolationist)
- Ted Cruz (Brother that in addition to Cuban is also Canadian)
- Ben Carson (Other Republican minority)
- Carly Fiorina (Other Republican minority)
- Bobby Jindal (Other Republican minority)