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'''Braixen''', the ''Furry Loli Waifu Pokémon''. Sometime between [[2011]] and [[2012]], Game Freak created this peculiar line of foxes in hopes to attract more [[furries]] in their ranks of | '''Braixen''', the ''Furry Loli Waifu Pokémon''. Sometime between [[2011]] and [[2012]], Game Freak created this peculiar line of foxes in hopes to attract more [[furries]] in their ranks of overaged fans, [[Suicide|who need to find a better life]]. After [[Zoroark]] failed to replicate the popularity of [[Lucario]] among furfags with lots of disposable income, Game Freak knew they needed to design a winner. With the body of a [[loli]] and an anthropomorphic, bipedal fox with thick thighs, their diabolical plan worked, resulting in much [[Jew Gold|Jew gold]] for Game Freak and Nintendo. | ||
Braixen's place in furries' hearts is secure for the time being, as no [[Pokemon#Generation_VII|Generation VII]] Pokémon was quite as tailor-made for the [[Sick fuck|sick fucks]]. | Braixen's place in furries' hearts is secure for the time being, as no [[Pokemon#Generation_VII|Generation VII]] Pokémon was quite as tailor-made for the [[Sick fuck|sick fucks]]. Lastly, despite having an 87.5% chance of being male, most [[Rule 34|fanart]] tends to depict Braixen as a female, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|and that's no good]]! | ||
==''Pokkén Tournament''== | ==''Pokkén Tournament''== | ||
[[File:Buy Braixen's Game.png|100px|thumb|right|Sex always sells | [[File:Buy Braixen's Game.png|100px|thumb|right|Sex always sells]] | ||
''Pokkén Tournament'' was released globally in [[2016]] on the [[Wii#Wii_U|Wii U]], to absolutely no fanfare from anyone except Pokéfags and furries. | ''Pokkén Tournament'' was released globally in [[2016]] on the [[Wii#Wii_U|Wii U]], to absolutely no fanfare from anyone except Pokéfags and furries. The game's roster of playable characters included Braixen, but not its evolved form, Delphox. This was due to Braixen's popularity among furries, which led to massive butthurt from some losers because...reasons that [[Encyclopædia Dramatica|we]] don't know or care at all. | ||
[[Truth|Besides, nobody likes Delphox, because she isn't loli material.]] | [[Truth|Besides, nobody likes Delphox, because she isn't loli material.]] | ||
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==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
<center>{{fv|braixen|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | <center>{{fv|braixen|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<youtube>clKz1Oq76nM</youtube><center>''' | |<youtube>clKz1Oq76nM</youtube><center>'''Typical Braixen fag'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>O5QRzKqXSrA</youtube><center>'''Someone molesting Braixen'''</center> | |<youtube>O5QRzKqXSrA</youtube><center>'''Someone molesting Braixen'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>U0DViuzl7iA</youtube><center></center> | |<youtube>U0DViuzl7iA</youtube><center></center> | ||
|<youtube>peKOEioAZ6w</youtube><center> | |<youtube>peKOEioAZ6w</youtube><center></center> | ||
|<youtube>kih4xjWGojk</youtube><center>'''Majority of Pokémon fans support this'''</center> | |<youtube>kih4xjWGojk</youtube><center>'''Majority of Pokémon fans support this'''</center> | ||
}}</center> | }}</center> | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{Collapsegallery| | {{Collapsegallery|Rule 34|cg1|center|<gallery> | ||
File:BraixenRule34.png| | File:BraixenRule34.png|Roughly 90% of all Braixen fanart | ||
File:BraixenPikachu.png | File:BraixenPikachu.png | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Furries]] | *[[Furries]]: Why she was created | ||
*[[Gardevoir]] | *[[Gardevoir]]: Generation III's waifu | ||
*[[Loli]] | *[[Loli]] | ||
*[[Lopunny]] | *[[Lopunny]]: Generation IV's waifu | ||
*[[Pokémon]] | *[[Pokémon]] | ||
*[[Zoroark]]: Failed Generation V waifu | |||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*[https://e-hentai.org/g/983209/c91611d0f6/ Braixen hentai doujinshi] | *[https://e-hentai.org/g/983209/c91611d0f6/ Braixen hentai doujinshi] | ||
*[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Braixen/1 Rule 34] | *[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Braixen/1 Rule 34]: Feel free to fap to your heart's content, you sick fuck | ||
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Revision as of 03:21, 26 March 2017
Voluntary exposure to this article may turn you into a furry. Please resist the temptation. |
Braixen, the Furry Loli Waifu Pokémon. Sometime between 2011 and 2012, Game Freak created this peculiar line of foxes in hopes to attract more furries in their ranks of overaged fans, who need to find a better life. After Zoroark failed to replicate the popularity of Lucario among furfags with lots of disposable income, Game Freak knew they needed to design a winner. With the body of a loli and an anthropomorphic, bipedal fox with thick thighs, their diabolical plan worked, resulting in much Jew gold for Game Freak and Nintendo.
Braixen's place in furries' hearts is secure for the time being, as no Generation VII Pokémon was quite as tailor-made for the sick fucks. Lastly, despite having an 87.5% chance of being male, most fanart tends to depict Braixen as a female, and that's no good!
Pokkén Tournament
Pokkén Tournament was released globally in 2016 on the Wii U, to absolutely no fanfare from anyone except Pokéfags and furries. The game's roster of playable characters included Braixen, but not its evolved form, Delphox. This was due to Braixen's popularity among furries, which led to massive butthurt from some losers because...reasons that we don't know or care at all.
Besides, nobody likes Delphox, because she isn't loli material.
Pokkén Tournament did eventually go on to be the Wii U's best-selling game of 2016, but being that it's the Wii U, it only took a dozen copies to achieve that.
Videos
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Gallery
See also
- Furries: Why she was created
- Gardevoir: Generation III's waifu
- Loli
- Lopunny: Generation IV's waifu
- Pokémon
- Zoroark: Failed Generation V waifu
External links
- Braixen hentai doujinshi
- Rule 34: Feel free to fap to your heart's content, you sick fuck
Braixen is part of a series on Pokémon [Who’s that Pokémon?] | |||||||
Abra | Aggron | Alakazam | Bidoof | Blastoise | |||
Braixen | Breloom | Charizard | Cloyster | Ditto | |||
Empoleon | Espeon | Garchomp | Gardevoir | Hypno | |||
Jynx | Jigglypuff | Kadabra | Kirby | Koffing | |||
Lanturn | Lickitung | Lopunny | Lucario | Lugia | |||
Metapod | Mewtwo | Misty | Mudkip | Omanyte | |||
Pikaman | Pokémon Go | Poliwhirl | Porygon | Primeape | |||
Probopass | Reshiram | Riolu | Seaking | Shaymin | |||
Shiny Pidgey | Slowpoke | Smugleaf | Snorlax | Snover | |||
Squirtle | Suicune | Vileplume | Xatu | Zoroark |
Braixen is part of a series on Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage. |
Braixen is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
Braixen is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |