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Sometime between [[2011]] and [[2012]], Game Freak created a peculiar line of foxes with the aim of attracting more [[furries]] to their ranks of overaged fans [[Stu makes chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning|who lost control of their lives]].
Sometime between [[2011]] and [[2012]], Game Freak created a peculiar line of foxes with the aim of attracting more [[furries]] to their ranks of overaged fans [[Stu makes chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning|who lost control of their lives]].


After [[Zoroark]] failed to replicate the popularity of [[Lucario]] among furfags with lots of disposable income, Game Freak knew they needed to design a winner. Chief among the three is '''Braixen''', the ''Furry Loli Waifu Pokémon''. With the body of a [[loli]] and an anthropomorphic, bipedal fox with thick thighs, their diabolical plan worked, resulting in much [[Jew Gold]] for Game Freak and Nintendo.   
After [[Zoroark]] failed to replicate the popularity of [[Lucario]] among furfags with lots of disposable income, Game Freak knew they needed to design a winner; and chief among the three is '''Braixen''', the ''Furry Loli Waifu Pokémon''. With the body of a [[loli]] and an anthropomorphic, bipedal fox with thick thighs, their diabolical plan worked, resulting in much [[Jew Gold]] for Game Freak and Nintendo.   


Braixen's place in furries' hearts is secure for the time being, as no [[Pokémon#Generation_VII|Generation VII]] Pokémon was quite as tailor-made for these [[Sick fuck|sick fucks]]. Lastly, despite having an 87.5% chance of being male, most [[Rule 34|fanart]] tends to depict Braixen as a female [[Sonic the Hedgehog|and that's no good]]!
Braixen's place in furries' hearts is secure for the time being, as no [[Pokémon#Generation_VII|Generation VII]] Pokémon was quite as tailor-made for these [[Sick fuck|sick fucks]]. Lastly, despite having an 87.5% chance of being male, most [[Rule 34|fanart]] tends to depict Braixen as a female [[Sonic the Hedgehog|and that's no good]]!


==''Pokkén Tournament''==
==''Braixen's Game''==
[[File:Buy Braixen's Game.png|125px|thumb|right|Sex always sells]]
[[File:Braixen Hentai Tweet.png|600px|center]]
''Pokkén Tournament'' was released globally in [[2016]] on the [[Wii#Wii_U|Wii U]], to absolutely no fanfare from anyone except Pokéfags and furries. The game's roster of playable characters included Braixen, but not its evolved form, Delphox. This was due to Braixen's popularity among furries, leading to massive butthurt from many losers because...reasons that [[Encyclopædia Dramatica|we]] don't know or care at all.
<s>''Pokkén Tournament''</s> ''Braixen's Game'' was released globally in [[2016]] on the [[Wii#Wii_U|Wii U]], to absolutely no fanfare from anyone except Pokéfags and furries. The game's roster of playable characters included Braixen, but not her evolved form, Delphox. This was due to Braixen's popularity among furries and nerds, leading to massive butthurt from many [[NORPs]] because...reasons that [[Encyclopædia Dramatica|we]] don't know or care at all.


[[Truth|Besides, nobody likes Delphox because she isn't loli material.]]
[[Truth|Besides, nobody likes Delphox because she isn't loli material.]]


''Pokkén Tournament'' did eventually go on to be the Wii U's [http://www.vgchartz.com/article/267463/top-10-best-selling-wii-u-games-in-2016/ best-selling] game of 2016, but being that it's the [[Epic fail|Wii U]], it only took a dozen copies to achieve that.
''Braixen's Game'' did eventually go on to be the Wii U's [http://www.vgchartz.com/article/267463/top-10-best-selling-wii-u-games-in-2016/ best-selling] game of 2016, but being that it's the [[Epic fail|Wii U]], it only took a dozen copies to achieve that.
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<center><youtube>hvnjBLvD5Cw</youtube><br>'''But seriously, this is every ''Pokkén'' match ever'''</center>


==Videos==
==Videos==
<center>{{fv|braixen|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
<center>{{fv|braixen|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>clKz1Oq76nM</youtube><center>'''Typical Braixen fag'''</center>
|<center><youtube>clKz1Oq76nM</youtube></center><center>'''Typical Braixen fanboy'''</center>
|<youtube>O5QRzKqXSrA</youtube><center>'''Someone molesting Braixen'''</center>
|<center><youtube>O5QRzKqXSrA</youtube></center><center>'''Someone molesting Braixen'''</center>
|<youtube>U0DViuzl7iA</youtube><center></center>
|<center><youtube>U0DViuzl7iA</youtube></center>
|<youtube>peKOEioAZ6w</youtube><center></center>
|<center><youtube>peKOEioAZ6w</youtube></center>
|<youtube>kih4xjWGojk</youtube><center>'''Majority of Pokémon fans support this'''</center>
|<center><youtube>kih4xjWGojk</youtube></center>
|<youtube>3ik1tZueVjQ</youtube><center>'''Now draw it with big tits'''</center>
|<center><youtube>3ik1tZueVjQ</youtube></center><center>'''[[Futa|Now draw her with big tits and a fat cock]]'''</center>
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File:Braixen Hentai Tweet.png|This man was so thirsty he defied tier charts. Bless him.
File:Fat Braixen.png|[[Philippines|Punyeta na lahat! Gusto ko talaga pag papatayin lahat na furries pinag gagawaan ng mga larawan ito.]]
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File:Ecchi Crap.png|20% more belong to this
File:Ecchi Crap.png|20% more belong to this
File:DelphoxRule34.png|Trash; so says Braixen fans
File:DelphoxRule34.png|Trash; so says Braixfags
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File:Buy Braixen's Game.png|Don't you dare buy it
File:Braixen Trap.jpg|Enjoy your [[cock]]!
File:Braixen Trap.jpg|Enjoy your [[cock]]!
File:Braixen twerking.gif
File:Braixen twerking.gif
File:WTF Hentai.jpg
</gallery>|border=#F5DF72|color=#DB4F2E}}
</gallery>|border=#F5DF72|color=#DB4F2E}}


==See also==
==See also==
[[File:More Braixen Hentai Tonosama.png|155px|thumb|[[Japanese|Tonosama]] will be [[Fap|proud]]]]
*[[Furries]]: Why she was created
*[[Furries]]: Why she was created
*[[Gardevoir]]: Generation III's waifu
*[[Gardevoir]]
*[[FemaleGoodra|Goodra]]: Another Generation VI waifu; according to [[Sick Fuck|Slugfucker]]
*[[Loli]]
*[[Loli]]
*[[Lopunny]]: Generation IV's waifu
*[[Lopunny]]
*[[Lucario]]: Another Generation IV waifu
*[[Lucario]]
*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Zoroark]]: Failed Generation V waifu
*[[Tourneyfags]]: Will defend her constantly in ''Pokkén''
*[[Zoroark]]


==External links==
==External links==

Revision as of 12:16, 15 May 2017

Voluntary exposure to this article may turn you into a furry. Please resist the temptation.


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Sometime between 2011 and 2012, Game Freak created a peculiar line of foxes with the aim of attracting more furries to their ranks of overaged fans who lost control of their lives.

After Zoroark failed to replicate the popularity of Lucario among furfags with lots of disposable income, Game Freak knew they needed to design a winner; and chief among the three is Braixen, the Furry Loli Waifu Pokémon. With the body of a loli and an anthropomorphic, bipedal fox with thick thighs, their diabolical plan worked, resulting in much Jew Gold for Game Freak and Nintendo.

Braixen's place in furries' hearts is secure for the time being, as no Generation VII Pokémon was quite as tailor-made for these sick fucks. Lastly, despite having an 87.5% chance of being male, most fanart tends to depict Braixen as a female and that's no good!

Braixen's Game

Pokkén Tournament Braixen's Game was released globally in 2016 on the Wii U, to absolutely no fanfare from anyone except Pokéfags and furries. The game's roster of playable characters included Braixen, but not her evolved form, Delphox. This was due to Braixen's popularity among furries and nerds, leading to massive butthurt from many NORPs because...reasons that we don't know or care at all.

Besides, nobody likes Delphox because she isn't loli material.

Braixen's Game did eventually go on to be the Wii U's best-selling game of 2016, but being that it's the Wii U, it only took a dozen copies to achieve that.


But seriously, this is every Pokkén match ever

Videos

Typical Braixen fanboy

Someone molesting Braixen

Galleries


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See also

Tonosama will be proud

External links

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