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'''Anthony McLeod Kennedy''' is an {{Age|1936|7|23}},000,000-year-old fossilized [[dinosaur]] and soon-to-be former member of the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Supreme Court]] who is notable for being the last member of [[Scrotum|SCROTUS]] to have been appointed to the position by [[President]] [[Ronald Reagan]] and for being the [[centrist|swing vote]] in the vast majority of the court's decisions for [[at least 100 years|three decades]]. On [[Last Thursday|June 27, 2018]], Kennedy announced his intentions to [[Quitting IRC Forever|retire]] from the supreme court and [[liberal]] [[Twitter]] quickly began to lose their [[Communism|collective shit]] over the [[Pussy|utterly terrifying]] prospect that [[Donald J. Trump]] would be given the opportunity to choose his second Supreme Court Justice since taking office. | '''Anthony McLeod Kennedy''' is an {{Age|1936|7|23}},000,000-year-old fossilized [[dinosaur]] and soon-to-be former member of the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Supreme Court]] who is notable for being the last member of [[Scrotum|SCROTUS]] to have been appointed to the position by [[President]] [[Ronald Reagan]] and for being the [[centrist|swing vote]] in the vast majority of the court's decisions for [[at least 100 years|three decades]]. On [[Last Thursday|June 27, 2018]], Kennedy announced his intentions to [[Quitting IRC Forever|retire]] from the supreme court and [[liberal]] [[Twitter]] quickly began to lose their [[Communism|collective shit]] over the [[Pussy|utterly terrifying]] prospect that [[Donald J. Trump]] would be given the opportunity to choose his second Supreme Court Justice since taking office. | ||
Despite the fact that Justice Kennedy was responsible for most of the [[Democrats]]' supreme court victories for 30 fucking years—including [[Gay marriage|fag marriage]], [[Obamacare]] and [[Affirmative action|making schools and businesses discriminate against smart]] [[Azns]]—it didn't take long for the [[SJW|oh-so-tolerant lefties]] to start [[Death threats|wishing death upon]] the feeble 81-year-old man who just wanted to quietly [[die alone]] outside of the public sphere, free from the [[political]] [[bullshit]] that he had spent his life surrounded by. | Despite the fact that Justice Kennedy was responsible for most of the [[Democrats|Democunts]]' supreme court victories for 30 fucking years—including [[Gay marriage|fag marriage]], [[Obamacare]] and [[Affirmative action|making schools and businesses discriminate against smart]] [[Azns]]—it didn't take long for the [[SJW|oh-so-tolerant lefties]] to start [[Death threats|wishing death upon]] the feeble 81-year-old man who just wanted to quietly [[die alone]] outside of the public sphere, free from the [[political]] [[bullshit]] that he had spent his life surrounded by. | ||
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Revision as of 00:24, 28 June 2018
Anthony McLeod Kennedy is an 89,000,000-year-old fossilized dinosaur and soon-to-be former member of the Jewnited States' Supreme Court who is notable for being the last member of SCROTUS to have been appointed to the position by President Ronald Reagan and for being the swing vote in the vast majority of the court's decisions for three decades. On June 27, 2018, Kennedy announced his intentions to retire from the supreme court and liberal Twitter quickly began to lose their collective shit over the utterly terrifying prospect that Donald J. Trump would be given the opportunity to choose his second Supreme Court Justice since taking office.
Despite the fact that Justice Kennedy was responsible for most of the Democunts' supreme court victories for 30 fucking years—including fag marriage, Obamacare and making schools and businesses discriminate against smart Azns—it didn't take long for the oh-so-tolerant lefties to start wishing death upon the feeble 81-year-old man who just wanted to quietly die alone outside of the public sphere, free from the political bullshit that he had spent his life surrounded by.
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