[[File:YoungKennedy.jpeg|thumb|250px|Kennedy, before contracting chronic [[old]].]]
[[File:YoungKennedy.jpeg|thumb|250px|Kennedy, before contracting chronic [[old]].]]
'''Anthony McLeod Kennedy''' is an {{Age|1936|7|23}},000,000-year-old fossilized [[dinosaur]] and soon-to-be former member of the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Supreme Court]] who is notable for being the last member of [[Scrotum|SCROTUS]] to have been nominated for the position by [[President]] [[Ronald Reagan]] and for being the [[centrist|swing vote]] in the vast majority of the court's decisions for about [[at least 100 years|three decades]]. On [[Last Thursday|June 27, 2018]], Kennedy announced his intentions to [[Quitting IRC Forever|retire]] from the supreme court and [[liberal]] [[Twitter]] quickly began to lose their [[Communism|collective shit]] over the [[Pussy|utterly terrifying]] prospect that [[Donald J. Trump]] would be given the opportunity to choose his second Supreme Court Justice since taking office.
'''Anthony McLeod Kennedy''' is an {{Age|1936|7|23}},000,000-year-old fossilized [[dinosaur]] and soon-to-be former member of the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Supreme Court]] who is notable for being the last member of [[Scrotum|SCROTUS]] nominated for the position by [[Ronald Reagan]] and for being the [[centrist|decisive swing vote]] in the many of the court's decisions for [[at least 100 years|over three decades]]. On [[Last Thursday|June 27, 2018]], Kennedy announced his intentions to [[Quitting IRC Forever|retire]] from the supreme court and [[liberal]] [[Twitter]] quickly began to lose their [[Communism|collective shit]] over the [[Pussy|utterly terrifying]] prospect that [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]] would be given the opportunity to choose his second Supreme Court Justice since taking office.
Despite the fact that Justice Kennedy was responsible for many of the [[Democrats|Democunts]]' major supreme court victories in the past 30 motherfucking years—including [[Gay marriage|dyke and faggot marriage]] and [[Affirmative action|making schools and businesses discriminate against smart]] [[Azns]] so [[Shaneequa]] can [[Ghetto|get ahead in life]]—it didn't take long for the [[SJW|oh-so-tolerant lefties]] to start [[Death threats|wishing death upon]] the feeble 81-year-old man who just wanted to quietly [[die alone]] outside of the public sphere, free from the [[political]] [[bullshit]] that he had spent his entire [[No life|waste of a life]] surrounded by.
Despite the fact that Justice Kennedy was responsible for many of the [[Democrats|Democunts]]' major supreme court victories over the past 30 motherfucking years—including [[Gay marriage|dyke and faggot marriage]] and [[Affirmative action|letting schools and businesses discriminate against smart]] [[Azns]] so [[Shaneequa]] can [[Ghetto|get ahead in life]]—it didn't take long for the [[SJW|oh-so-tolerant lefties]] to start [[Death threats|wishing death upon]] the feeble 81-year-old man who just wanted to quietly [[die alone]] outside of [[The Internet|public view]] and free from the [[retarded]] [[political]] [[bullshit]] that he had spent his entire [[No life|waste of a life]] surrounded by.
Despite his name, Anthony Kennedy is not related to the [[Clinton|infamous family of sex-fiend politicians]], [[Joe Kennedy|jizz-drooling retards]] and [[JFK Reloaded|shooting range targets]] known as the [[JFK|Kennedy family]].
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Revision as of 21:45, 28 June 2018
Anthony Kennedy, Radical CentristKennedy, before contracting chronic old.
He gave them gay marriage. They gave him lots of Tweets that included the word "fuck".Kennedy's nose is far too old and broken to realize that Ruth Bader Ginsburg's corpse is already decomposing.
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I wish this Kennedy had been shot instead of the other ones.
Quick note to Anthony Kennedy: None of the good shit you did or said will be remembered, because it’s entirely outweighed by all the horrible shit. Eat ass in Hades eternally, scum fuck. Love, Xica
Anthony Kennedy can eat every sack of shit that the planet earth has to offer, he knows he's the only thing keeping hate and oppression from gaining a SCOTUS majority and he's giving up the seat anyway
History Books will not remember Justice Kennedy for his 30 years of important decisions, but the single decision he made today It's a shame that he's willing to throw away his legacy in order to allow a madman to appoint a replacement America Hurts #MidtermsBeforeSCOTUS
Literally in tears. Haven’t felt this hopeless in a long time. With Justice Kennedy leaving, we now have two options as Americans: get fitted for your Nazi uniform or report directly to your death camp. How do you fight the darkness without light? My spark is going out. #SCOTUS
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—Matthew Kovach, being totally reasonable (archive)
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#AnthonyKennedy is personally responsible for the fate of democracy. RGB has been out here lifting weights and ensuring she makes it through this term and Kennedy chooses this moment to give up?
Kennedy is and always has been a fascist, right-wing fuck. This whole "moderate justice" thing is a load of crap. He was never a moderate. He gave us citizens united for God sake. Yes gay marriage, yes he ruled decently on reproductive rights.
So he's a right-wing nut-job with gay people and women in his family. Great. He's retiring to help trump and his enabling whores in congress. He' a partisan hack. If you enable Trump, you are a traitor to our republic. And fuck you. To "justice" Kennedy, I say, "Fuck you!"
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—GreenChiliJito
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Regarding Anthony Kennedy and SCOTUS: “Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right.”
-Albus Dumbledore
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—Rev. Rob Lee, needing to READ ANTHER GODDAMN BOOK (archive)
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Anthony Kennedy bitch ass stepping down. Ruth Badger gonna ducking die and then it’ll basically be the Handmaid’s Tale after that
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—magneticmuses, needing to READ ANOTHER ANOTHER GODDAMN BOOK (archive)
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Anthony Kennedy can suck a dick. However with his retirement we are probably going to get a Nazi straight from Argentina or some shit. Basically Nazis are being aggressively appointed so that the dismantling of the US can proceed without interference. We are at war. #Resistance
Anthony Kennedy is a little bitch and I hope he finds himself in a position where he has to use a portapotty and someone tips it over while he is inside.
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