Dennis Ferguson

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Dennis Ferguson is an Australian kiddy fiddler who raped and molested three young children he took from their homes in 1987. One of the children was a potential an hero, but ended up just getting some lame long-term counseling. His only defence to this was he only did it for the lulz. Unfortunately the policemen were anti-lulz so Dennis went on vacation for a little bit, where he was systematically raped up his tender poopchute every Thursday. Dennis Ferguson was released from prison in 2003. Eight months later he was back in prison taking it in the ass because he decided to get a job selling cleaning supplies to schools without informing the cops about his proximity to children. He was sentenced to 15 months and was released in 2004. Since then he has had to relocate many times due to community protests and fear for his limp wang being chopped off. According to Wikipedia his current location is a secret.

He is also known as the only sick cunt dumb (or smart) enuf to come up with rape techniques, something most Ausfailians are pussy enuf just to dream of. Be careful peeplz, Fergie will cum in you and rape youz with a sandy dick...

people who support him

	“	Sex offending needs attention by the family courts not the criminal courts. It needs sensitivity and privacy, with community and parental responsibility	„
	—Some fag named Bret Collins

For some odd reason, there are people who believe that his case isn't important anymore and that we should leave this sick fuck alone. But this is the internet, so that is out of the question.Brett Collins, known as Brett "It can always go deeper" Collins by his friends, says this is not as important as the newer pedophile type crimes. It should be known that Brett Collins likes to ram his cock up 5 year olds, but that isn't as important. Though he may be part of the few retards that believe fucking little kids is AWW-RIGHTTT!, nobody really gives a shit about him other than the people he blows for crack money.

Victims

• Your Mother
• You
• Little Boys
• Emo Scum(The tender poochutes makes for a great little surprise)
• Russell Gimm

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