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[[Image:Cock_diagram.jpg|thumb|If your cock falls under | [[Image:Cock_diagram.jpg|thumb|If your cock falls under any of these, you are completely [[freak|normal]], especially #1. Motherfuckers be drillin' bitches. If it looks like #11, you're a [[jew]] since at least a year, but if it looks like #9, you've been one for less than a day.]] | ||
[[Image:Cock discovered.jpg|thumb|Why halo thar]] | [[Image:Cock discovered.jpg|thumb|Why halo thar]] | ||
[[Image:Strange_creature.JPG|thumb|Usual reaction to a cock]] | [[Image:Strange_creature.JPG|thumb|Usual reaction to a cock]] | ||
Along with a brain, a | Along with a [[brain]], a [[cock]] is what [[men]] have that makes them better than [[women]]. Rather than having a [[Vagoo|gaping, lukewarm hole]] for genitalia, men possess a beautiful, hefty, healthy phallus with a knob on top and a hole at the tip. Cocks allow men to easily [[urinate]] standing up, put out small fires, and [[pregnant|impregnate]] [[bitches]] at will. According to [[feminists]], possessing a cock automatically makes you a [[winnar|rapist]]. | ||
Cocks spew many things, including, but not limited to: [[semen]], [[urine]], [[blood]], and [[dick ants|ants]]. According to the Great and Holy [[Talmud]], the lattermost is a [[STD|bad omen]] from [[Yahweh]] and you should never go to a repellent Jew doctor if this happens. | Cocks spew many things, including, but not limited to: [[semen]], [[urine]], [[blood]], and [[dick ants|ants]]. According to the Great and Holy [[Talmud]], the lattermost is a [[STD|bad omen]] from [[Yahweh]] and you should never go to a repellent Jew doctor if this happens. | ||
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The average size of an adult male cock is [[over 9000]] inches. If yours is smaller you are a [[Asian|loser]]. | The average size of an adult male cock is [[over 9000]] inches. If yours is smaller you are a [[Asian|loser]]. | ||
It is well known that the cock is superior to the [[ | It is well known that the cock is superior to the [[vagina]]. This is clearly [http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Vagina&word2=Cock acknowledged] by the [[internets]] and so must be true. | ||
Cocks were designed by Swiss surrealist H.R. Giger, who also created the xenomorph aliens. This is why cocks look similar to an alien's head. | Cocks were designed by Swiss surrealist H.R. Giger, who also created the xenomorph aliens. This is why cocks look similar to an alien's head. | ||
==Reasons why it's good to have a cock== | ==Reasons why it's good to have a cock== | ||
[[File:Diglettunderground.jpg|thumb|right|A Challenger Appears ]] | [[File:Diglettunderground.jpg|thumb|right|[[A Challenger Appears]].]] | ||
*Bathroom time is on average 30 seconds | *Bathroom time is on average 30 seconds | ||
:* you don't have to sit down on some filthy-ass public toilet | :* you don't have to sit down on some filthy-ass public toilet | ||
*You can piss your name in the snow | *You can piss your name in the [[snow]] | ||
*A big bulge in your pants will help you get laid | *A big bulge in your pants will help you get laid | ||
*Having sex is actually enjoyable | *Having sex is actually enjoyable | ||
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* Atop a pile of trash.''' | * Atop a pile of trash.''' | ||
* In a ant mound | * In a ant mound | ||
* In a pencil sharpener | |||
* <big>'''[[Dicks everywhere|EVERYWHERE!<small>*</small>]]'''</big> <small>With the following exceptions:</small> | * <big>'''[[Dicks everywhere|EVERYWHERE!<small>*</small>]]'''</big> <small>With the following exceptions:</small> | ||
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* [[Kirk Johnson]] - You couldn't feel it anyway with that [[Goatse|gaping anus]] of his. | * [[Kirk Johnson]] - You couldn't feel it anyway with that [[Goatse|gaping anus]] of his. | ||
* [[Dorian Thorn]] - The outcome is probably [[sick fuck|not what you're expecting]]. | * [[Dorian Thorn]] - The outcome is probably [[sick fuck|not what you're expecting]]. | ||
* [[Children]] - This could land you in prison where you'll meet [[Bubba]]. | |||
'''''[[Bestiality|Animals]]''''' | '''''[[Bestiality|Animals]]''''' | ||
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** Exception: [[You]] want [[STD]]s | ** Exception: [[You]] want [[STD]]s | ||
* Through any hole of a [[fursuit]] | * Through any hole of a [[fursuit]] | ||
* Mouse trap (and any other) | * Mouse trap (and any [[trap|other]]) | ||
== List of Known Cock-Lovers == | == List of Known Cock-Lovers == | ||
[[Image:Insanecockbrothas.jpg|thumb|Sluts love the [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|fake]] | [[Image:Insanecockbrothas.jpg|thumb|Sluts love the [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|fake black shlong]]!]] | ||
[[File:Cocks_on_display.jpg|thumb|right|[[OMFG|LOOK HOW SHINY THEY ARE]]]] | [[File:Cocks_on_display.jpg|thumb|right|[[OMFG|LOOK HOW SHINY THEY ARE]]]] | ||
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'''''Girls''''' | '''''Girls''''' | ||
* [http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/people/chix0r/ chix0r], | * [http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/people/chix0r/ chix0r], who apparently [http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/threads/217815.html loves both cut and uncut cock] | ||
* [[forunlawfulck]] - To be fair, [http://whiskeydick.livejournal.com/97629.html?thread=215389#t215389 she only admitted to ''liking'' the cock.] | * [[forunlawfulck]] - To be fair, [http://whiskeydick.livejournal.com/97629.html?thread=215389#t215389 she only admitted to ''liking'' the cock.] | ||
* [[hepkitten]] | * [[hepkitten]] | ||
* [[Klarawagner]] | * [[Klarawagner]] | ||
* [[Madonna]] | |||
* [[Paris Hilton]] | |||
* [[scarlet]] | * [[scarlet]] | ||
* [[Japan|All of Japan]] | * [[Japan|All of Japan]] | ||
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* [[iconoclast]] - Likes the pole ''and'' the [[asshole|hole]]. | * [[iconoclast]] - Likes the pole ''and'' the [[asshole|hole]]. | ||
* [[jameth]] | * [[jameth]] | ||
* [[Jeffree Star]] | |||
* [[Larry Craig]] | * [[Larry Craig]] | ||
* [[Lady Gaga]] (Yes the gender is correct) | * [[Lady Gaga]] (Yes the gender is correct) | ||
* [[User:NeoLobster|NeoLobster]] | * [[User:NeoLobster|NeoLobster]] | ||
* [[Perez Hilton]] | * [[Perez Hilton]] | ||
* [[sdf]] | * [[sdf]] | ||
* Sigurdur Hjartarson (see below) | * Sigurdur Hjartarson (see below) | ||
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=== Penis Enlargement === | === Penis Enlargement === | ||
Many young guys feel shy talking around their [[pals]] due the [[My Tiny Dick| small size of their cocks]]. Thankfully, [[Bullshit|pseudoscience]] has the answer. [http://www.qigongpenis.com The penis Qigong] is just one of the best magical techniques that can be used to '''[[Advertising|ENLARGE YOUR SHRINKY-DINK TODAY FOR ONLY 5 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95]]'''. | Many young guys feel shy talking around their [[pals]] due to the [[My Tiny Dick|small size of their cocks]]. Thankfully, [[Bullshit|pseudoscience]] has the answer. [http://www.qigongpenis.com The penis Qigong] is just one of the best magical techniques that can be used to '''[[Advertising|ENLARGE YOUR SHRINKY-DINK TODAY FOR ONLY 5 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95]]'''. | ||
If you’re [[seriously]] considering buying one of these fantastic products [[stupid|great ideas]], then study the lessons from [http://sexeditorials.com/anatomy/penis-length.html The Anti-Penis Propaganda Foundation for Non-Profit Penis Size Information] and [http://www.thundersplace.com Thundersplace.com]. '''[[Advertising|OR JUST VISIT]][http://www.ehow.com/how_2322887_enlarge-penis-sizefunny.html HERE] [[Advertising|IF YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING PUSSY AND WANT TO ENLARGE YOUR TINY COCK TODAY!]]''' | If you’re [[seriously]] considering buying one of these fantastic products [[stupid|great ideas]], then study the lessons from [http://sexeditorials.com/anatomy/penis-length.html The Anti-Penis Propaganda Foundation for Non-Profit Penis Size Information] and [http://www.thundersplace.com Thundersplace.com]. '''[[Advertising|OR JUST VISIT]][http://www.ehow.com/how_2322887_enlarge-penis-sizefunny.html HERE] [[Advertising|IF YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING PUSSY AND WANT TO ENLARGE YOUR TINY COCK TODAY!]]''' | ||
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[[Snake|Anaconda]], [[Peanut Butter Jelly Time|banana]], beef stick, bell-end, boner, [[chode]], cranny ax, [[cunt]] wrecker, dick, ding-a-ling, ding-dong, dipstick, dong, [[Cop|doughnut holder]], [[harbl]], hard-on, hot dog, knob, | [[Snake|Anaconda]], [[Peanut Butter Jelly Time|banana]], beef stick, bell-end, [[John Boehner|boner]], carrot, Cavalier, [[chode]], cranny ax, [[cunt]] wrecker, dick, ding-a-ling, ding-dong, dipstick, [[dong]], [[Cop|doughnut holder]], fireman, front-mounted bitch splitter, [[harbl]], hard-on, hot dog, johnson, knob, lap rocket, love muscle, love stick, [[Opie and Anthony#THEY'VE GOT NORTON!|Lil' Jimmy Norton]], [[magic]] wand, man [[Piracy|cannon]], man-shaft, [[meat]], [[North Korea|meat missile]], [[Whistles go whoo|meat whistle]], nether rod, [[Old|ol’]] one-eye, one-eyed [whatever], pecker, pee-pee, peen, penis, penor/pen0r, phallus, piece of [[pork]], [[PINGAS]], [[pink]] [[Music|oboe]], [[pork]] steeple, [[pork]] sword, prick, [[300|purple-headed warrior]], purple [[mushroom]], pussy plunger, rod, [[Food|sausage]], [[Music|skin flute]], schlong, shaft, soldier, [[spunk]] stick, stiffy, throbber, third leg, towel rail, trouser snake, [[Christmas|Twanger]], [[Chinese|wang]], wee-wee, weenie, [[Weinergate|weiner]], Whickerbill, willy, whoopie stick, womb raider, woody, yogurt slinger, [[your precious]] and finally, '''[[That Thing There|that thing]] [[you]] will ''never'' put anywhere except the [[Masturbation|palm of your hand]]''' (and possibly the occasional [[watermelon]] or [[Chris-chan|Japanese sex doll]]). | ||
== Cock Envy == | == Cock Envy == | ||
Revision as of 05:17, 3 June 2011
Along with a brain, a cock is what men have that makes them better than women. Rather than having a gaping, lukewarm hole for genitalia, men possess a beautiful, hefty, healthy phallus with a knob on top and a hole at the tip. Cocks allow men to easily urinate standing up, put out small fires, and impregnate bitches at will. According to feminists, possessing a cock automatically makes you a rapist.
Cocks spew many things, including, but not limited to: semen, urine, blood, and ants. According to the Great and Holy Talmud, the lattermost is a bad omen from Yahweh and you should never go to a repellent Jew doctor if this happens.
The average size of an adult male cock is over 9000 inches. If yours is smaller you are a loser.
It is well known that the cock is superior to the vagina. This is clearly acknowledged by the internets and so must be true.
Cocks were designed by Swiss surrealist H.R. Giger, who also created the xenomorph aliens. This is why cocks look similar to an alien's head.
Reasons why it's good to have a cock
- Bathroom time is on average 30 seconds
- you don't have to sit down on some filthy-ass public toilet
- You can piss your name in the snow
- A big bulge in your pants will help you get laid
- Having sex is actually enjoyable
- You can do more sex positions with a cock than without one
- Rape is easier to commit
- You have a fun toy to play with when you're bored
- You can easily get away with pissing in public
- Masturbation is a lot simpler
- Masturbation is more fun when you can aim it at things
Where to Put a Cock
People
- In a girl
- In a guy
- In an unwilling stranger
- In a Femidom/Condom if the unwilling stranger has Aidz
- In a willing stranger
- In a corpse
- In a child
- In your neighbor
- In your mom
- In your dad
- In your grandma
- In your sister
- In your cousin
- In your pet
- In a whore
- In a slut
- In a bitch
- In a dyke
Places
- In the ass
- In the mouth
- In the vagina
- In a condom (archaic)
- In an armpit
- In the ear
- In the eye (hence "cockeyed")
- In the tear ducts
- In the bellybutton
- In an electrical socket
- In shards of glass
- In your own ass, mouth or vagina
- In a skull
- In any bodily opening, including a self-inflicted wound such as a papercut
- Atop a pile of trash.
- In a ant mound
- In a pencil sharpener
- EVERYWHERE!* With the following exceptions:
Where Not to Put Cock
People
- Chin-chan
- Snapesnogger
- Sonichu
- Kirk Johnson - You couldn't feel it anyway with that gaping anus of his.
- Dorian Thorn - The outcome is probably not what you're expecting.
- Children - This could land you in prison where you'll meet Bubba.
Places
- AIDS-filled pools
- Diabeetus-filled fools
- Blood-covered tools
- Puddles of drool
- Glory hole
- Through any hole of a fursuit
- Mouse trap (and any other)
List of Known Cock-Lovers
Many people are well known for how much they crave the cock. Here are just a few of the many people that truly love the cock.
Girls
- chix0r, who apparently loves both cut and uncut cock
- forunlawfulck - To be fair, she only admitted to liking the cock.
- hepkitten
- Klarawagner
- Madonna
- Paris Hilton
- scarlet
- All of Japan
- Pamela, self-admitting slut.
- PublicButtsex
Boys
- All furries - Despite their protestations to the contrary.
- Armin Meiwes -Loves the cock so much he actually ate someones cock.
- Dorian Thorn
- Gerard Way
- Gorilla199
- Chris Crocker
- Hal Turner
- You
- Hoveround
- Howler
- iconoclast - Likes the pole and the hole.
- jameth
- Jeffree Star
- Larry Craig
- Lady Gaga (Yes the gender is correct)
- NeoLobster
- Perez Hilton
- sdf
- Sigurdur Hjartarson (see below)
- toresbe
- tfo
- Angry Homo Kid
- Goronchev
- Zerowolf64 and ZackSykora
Penis Size and Enlargement
Size
The truth about penis size is plain and simple: you are the only person that cares about the the size of your cock! Sexually speaking, most women couldn't care less about the size of their man's penis; they’re moar interested in what the man does to make them feel good and money. Without one or both of these, you have no chance.
Apologists argue that if you're gay, your male partner is probably more interested in finding antique Cher paraphernalia on eBay than the size of your piece of pork. Right - maybe if you're over 80. In reality, every gay man fantasizes about having the biggest cock possible in their mouth and up their ass, so if you're gay, you're especially fucked. Literally and repeatedly - you will never be the top as long as you live.
One thing is for certain: whether straight or gay, if you have a small cock, are poor, are getting up there in years (over the age of 30 or so) and are fat, you're basically doomed to die alone. You might as well start sucking dicks for money and/or crack and getting your love at truck-stop bathroom glory holes, because you aren't getting any anytime soon.
Clinical Micropenis
A bacterial infection which devours cock muscle, leaving your member miniature and permanently excluded from all vaginae. To determine if you suffer from clinical micropenis, start by whipping out your wife-pipe. Grab the longest pubic hair you have and pull it straight. If you don't shave your pubes and it's still longer than your member, you're fucked. Or rather, you will never be fucked. An interesting side note, those with Clinical Micropenis can often be mistaken as lesbians.
Penis Enlargement
Many young guys feel shy talking around their pals due to the small size of their cocks. Thankfully, pseudoscience has the answer. The penis Qigong is just one of the best magical techniques that can be used to ENLARGE YOUR SHRINKY-DINK TODAY FOR ONLY 5 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95.
If you’re seriously considering buying one of these fantastic products great ideas, then study the lessons from The Anti-Penis Propaganda Foundation for Non-Profit Penis Size Information and Thundersplace.com. OR JUST VISITHERE IF YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING PUSSY AND WANT TO ENLARGE YOUR TINY COCK TODAY!
Synonyms for Cock
Anaconda, banana, beef stick, bell-end, boner, carrot, Cavalier, chode, cranny ax, cunt wrecker, dick, ding-a-ling, ding-dong, dipstick, dong, doughnut holder, fireman, front-mounted bitch splitter, harbl, hard-on, hot dog, johnson, knob, lap rocket, love muscle, love stick, Lil' Jimmy Norton, magic wand, man cannon, man-shaft, meat, meat missile, meat whistle, nether rod, ol’ one-eye, one-eyed [whatever], pecker, pee-pee, peen, penis, penor/pen0r, phallus, piece of pork, PINGAS, pink oboe, pork steeple, pork sword, prick, purple-headed warrior, purple mushroom, pussy plunger, rod, sausage, skin flute, schlong, shaft, soldier, spunk stick, stiffy, throbber, third leg, towel rail, trouser snake, Twanger, wang, wee-wee, weenie, weiner, Whickerbill, willy, whoopie stick, womb raider, woody, yogurt slinger, your precious and finally, that thing you will never put anywhere except the palm of your hand (and possibly the occasional watermelon or Japanese sex doll).
Cock Envy
Porn addicts often feel jealous about the ridiculously large apparent size of the penises of the male actors in pornography. This view is, however, founded on unrealistic expectations, as pornographers use tricks such as special cock-enlarging camera angles and tiny, flat-chested, seemingly prepubescent female actresses.
Sigurdur Hjartarson Wants Your Cock
Sigurdur Hjartarson loves the cock. He has a disturbing number of cocks from at least 90 different animal species. He runs the Icelandic Phallological Museum. It wasn't a museum originally; he just had a house full of cocks. One day, however, he left the door unlocked, a bunch of lost tourists wandered in and he had to think of an explanation quickly or risk being IRL B&. As part of the glorious fiscal mismanagement that would later lead to Iceland's total financial collapse, the government felt the need to fund this with tax dollars.
Hjartarson's dream is to have a human shlong specimen. Four hopeful candidates have come forward to give this kindly elderly gent his last wish: a German, Sportacus, a Britfag, and an American who calls his cock "Elmo".
Can Anonymous do better? Do your part! [email protected] Click here and donate your penis today!
Videos
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Sadcock is sho ronery ;_; -
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Small, ungroomed pen0r. -
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Some cocks like to eat olives. -
Pokefags like cocks. -
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Two heads are always better than one, right? -
4chan likes cocks. -
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Nature's raep tool. -
The Comcast challenge. -
Five cocks would make any nigger jealous. -
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Sometimes they just pop up out of nowhere. -
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This kid loves big cocks. -
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Mario's cock. -
Spider-man has a tiny, tiny cock. -
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Quite possibly the only normal cock on ED. -
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In Thailand, cock is the primary ingredient in fish sauce. -
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Koreans have goofy-looking monkey cocks. -
Jews mutilate their children via circumcision, leaving their poor children with no foreskin on their cocks; said mutilation depicted above. -
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Just chillin' like a villain. -
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Dorian luuurves his cawk. -
Never look an Afghan girl in the eyes. -
Why you should never go swimming in Australia, ever. -
Be quiet or Brock will steal your penis. -
When your cock goes into the wrong hands. -
Mario likes cocks. -
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LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKING ASIAN COCK! -
Dorian Thorn enjoys peanut butter on his cock. -
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Truly sad. -
As always,JapanSouth Korea is in last place. -
Are you man enough to cut your own dick off with a knife? -
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A flaming cock. -
A tiny cock.
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Some cocks are spiked and are raided in EverQuest. -
Photoshop enthusiasts love cocks; sadly, the cocks they shoop are do not want. -
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A t-shirt that will get you arrested. -
A faggot's cock.
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"I can't see the display; your cock is in the way." -
Chris Forcand has a tiny dick. -
My cock, let me show you it. -
Cocks can serve as refreshing drink dispensers. -
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Spiderman has a tiny dick.
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What to do with two penises. -
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Your penis in infrared. -
Cocks can be banned from muslim countries.
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Party, in my pants
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Luckily for Chris Chan. Some girls like broken,backwards,deformed cocks.
See Also
- Brett Favre
- HappyCock
- DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
- Circumcision
- Foreskin
- Vasectomy
- Castration
- Bonertron
- Goose Cock
- Chode
- Dildo
- Dick Cheney
- Iron penis
- Monsquaz
- PENIS PENIS PENIS
- Edward Penishands
- Cockboat
- Dongcopter
- Dick Masterson
- I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG
- Cockmongler
- The Dongs template (more cock pictures)
- Why is there a huge cock on the top left corner?
- My Tiny Dick
External Links
- Penis radio ad (1) - According to the New Zealand AIDS foundation, there is a National Penis Day...
- Penis radio ad (2)...but it kind of seems like it might be every Thursday according to this radio ad.
- Documentary of Penis Pictures — A massive archive of free penis pictures and surveys that tries to be serious, but ended up being a big collection of funny looking cocks.
- MONSTERSOFCOCK — Another fine place to see cock, featuring a FAQ so fine it deserves reproduction:
- Even though it quite literally has, no practical function, he still considers it The "Perfect" Penis.
- Small penis contest
- How to Practice Iron Penis (Iron Balls) Qigong
- User-submitted cock pictures. Show yours off - you know you want to.
- Here's another one.
- KNUCKLES FROM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG HAS A 4-HEADED PENIS. Seriously..
- Two balls, no cock? One ball, one cock? YOU DECIDE!.
- Social networking site for dicks
- IbrokeMyPenis.com
- THE FAILPIPE: Camwhore made himself impotent, ruins his life
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