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Toresbe
Toresbe is an open source fanboy with assburgers who idles in various channels on Freenode. He can be characterized with his incessant obsession with Norsk Data computers, midget porn, sucking cock and blaming everyone else in the world for his problems.
Toresbe is also only 20 years old and believes he knows all about the world. The latter fact is not related to his age, as he was born omniscient. He is also a nord, and has a penchant for professing his half-suppressed homosexuality whenever he is drunk.
History
Toresbe is frequently found idling on various open source channels on Freenode. Most notably he is an Open Source fanboi -- this means that he hangs out with many developers of day-to-day parts of Linux and other UNIX-like operating systems and pesters them until they put him on ignore. He often drags his drama llama pixie from channel to channel as well, bickering with her in various moon languages (though often English since this is the universal language of IRC), to the point where they often are banned or at least permanently put on ignore by the residents of the channel. When he does not spend his time bothering people on IRC, he tends to whore himself out naked on a webcam.
Toresbe suffers from an emotional complex known as emo nord syndrome. It is not known if he takes medication for this afflication, and it is believed that he does not, although he certainly should. Supposedly from the age 7 and on he was bullied and tormented by his evil teachers, who hatch plots to ruin the lives of 7 year olds on a daily basis. Finally the evil teachers got bored of tormenting him and put him in a mental institution to be poked and prodded for evil psychiatrical experiments. After his mother became a no-good-whore she kicked him out because even his own mother was out to get him, at the age of 14. Toresbe was then put through the evil state orphanages where children were tortured and tied down and regularly sexually abused and generally shat upon by the social workers. Apparently many of these instances made the newspapers, but nobody can read the moon language the articles are written in, so for all we know it could be the latest soccer scores.
He is known to be a bitter little bastard, and it is believed that this is due to him ruining his only chance at losing his virginity. It is reputed that he tried to have his way with his former girlfriend while she was drunk. He apparantly failed miserably at this because she mocked him when he asked her to spank him, and so he couldn't even get his dick the fuck up.
Magical Powers
Several people who know toresbe claim he has magical powers, and amongst other things has the power to change the colour of lower primates and cats and to change the wattage of lightbulbs. He himself claims this is not true. Possibly related to his magical control of lightbulb wattage is his affection for erotic play with electricity. He has been reputed, by reliable sources, to use an old amplifier and a pair of electrodes to electrocute his own balls, using alsamixer to adjust the output, while furiously stroking his tiny penis.
Job
It was rumoured Toresbe once to have a job. He was supposedly working for a scientology company developing free software for top secret purposes no one really knows about. He was fired because he ran off to Mexico selling out to another free software organization in 3 months after 3 months being employed. Now Toresbe is said to be looking for a new job, but it is unknown if he will ever get a new one since he lives too well as a welfare recipient now.
The Present
After running the gauntlet through the ophanage system, Toresbe was given a government funded apartment for assisted living, where he would receive help with cleaning and such. He eventually rejected this, because he DOESN'T HAVE ASSBURGERS and he now lives on state dole in a pitiful apartment filled with vintage computer hardware. His living quarters have been in an increasingly sorry state ever since he started living without assistance, and the decline accelerated dramatically after he was dumped by the only girlfriend he's ever had. His collection of ancient useless computers is steadily growing, and recent reports indicate his tiny apartment is so full of computer crap that you can hardly move, and that whatever floor space is left is covered by a thick layer of debris and other crap. Seeing as he has realized that no woman will ever touch his penis again, Vilde notwithstanding, he has completely let his personal hygiene go. Reports indicate that he changes his underwear no more than twice a week, and showers even less often. His personal body odour (he smells like old, sour balls), is a testament to this fact. Toresbe often molests the previously mentioned hardware and coats it with semen while listening to ABBA's Dancing Queen. He spends a lot of his time hanging around on IRC with Vilde, his new girlfriend/groupie who does everything he says or does. Their activities nowadays include engaging in bondage and making up lies about people and tell them to strangers at random times. As mentioned, he is rumoured to have had a girlfriend at one point who went by the name pixie, who dumped him and used him. However, since nobody really knows what the true story is, it is often surmised that pixie is a creation of toresbe, where he runs IRC from a different shell, pretending to be a girl. Their incessant bickering and often similar writing styles suggest that this could indeed be the case.
More recent developments indicate that toresbe has in fact started the fnord equivalent of highschool, at the tender young age of 20 years. Related to this, he has been spotted on various irc channels struggling with basic arithmetic questions, normally considered well within the grasp of a leet haxor such as himself. It is not commonly believed that he will ever finish this endeavour, and make anything of his pitiful life.