Gardevoir

Voluntary exposure to this article may turn you into a furry. Please resist the temptation.

Obviously not furry.

Gardevoir is found on route 34, and the single most delicous dessert of all furfaggots, fortunately in the same games as Mudkipz. She is a Pokémon-inspired meme with high popularity on /b/ and /v/ along with various other imageboards, and is loved by many people who aren't furries. She is a widely accepted example of Rule 34.

Gardevoir has the appearance of a female humanoid. She has emo-eyepatches, angst syndrome, and the ability to confuse the minds of her foes. She also has what appears to be a red-stained blade growing from her chest, located uncomfortably between her breasts.
It is logically assumed that Gardevoir are always female; this is of course untrue as there is evidence of male versions in existence. Also, concerning the release of Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and the newer Platinum, a male-exclusive version of Gardevoir, known as Gallade, has made its appearance.

The Pokédex entries for her state that she loves her Trainer, even to the point of death, so your lonely ass might actually have a chance.

Videos of Faggotry

She could pwn your ass! (Part 1) She could pwn your ass! (Part 2) Previous Video | Next Video

Trolling People Online with Gardevoir

Doing it wrong.

1. Get a timid Gardevoir that knows Destiny Bond
2. Make it hold a Choice Scarf
3. Use Destiny Bond
4. Wait for enemy to attack
5. Take the enemy down with your Gardevoir with Destiny Bond
6. Await bawww
7. ???
8. PROFIT!

Gallery of Faggotry

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  Every Gardefag's dreams ever!
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  Typical Gardevoir fetish.
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  SPOILER: IT'S A TRAP!
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  Most Pokefags dont even know that Gardevoir can be male.

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  gay buttsecks orgy
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  Closet Furfag fucking a trap
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  Master, we'll be together FOREVER!
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  If you get a boner from this, you're a closet furfag
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  the result of a newfag trying to tweak sprites
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  This is you and your Gardevoir...You wish
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  Pedobear loves Kirlia CP
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  Gardevoir's pre-evolution is a common target for CP
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  ZOMG moar Kirlia CP!
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  CP Involving Kirlia's Pre-Evolution,Ralts
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  Moar Ralts CP
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  A Gardevoir can be a pedophile too
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  This entry says a fact that most Pokefans dont know or try to ignore.
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  Another gardefag's dellusional dreams of pure angst

Known Gardefags

[-+]GreyTensho

Son... I am disapoint.

The owner of the Gardevoir Pillow. Thinks himself as a member of Team Rocket and is currently into a Gardevoir named Emily (wich can fuck up even more this story, as she is kind-hearted, in contrart with Team Rocket's actions/intentions). He has also the power to transform into a human any time he wants (he adopts the form of a black wolf).

• GreyTensho
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[-+]Schattendorn

Also a "member" of Team Rocket, he currently owns a Gardevoir called Chrysan wich, to be unique, has a darker tone on her "green skin". Like the other furfag, he thinks himself as the most awesome being that ever existed (a real motherfuckin badass) and doesn't care about other small people's sufferings. Before that, said furfag was in love with Kate, the daughter of Krystal with Wolf from the StarFox universe. He's a german, BTW.

• Schattendorn
• schatt

[-+]Dimlicht

To conclude the Team Rocket Trifecta of Fail, comes this cocksucker (but he's actually just on Team Rocket to gain access to some precious intelligence). This enlarged forehead monster "dates" Eloise, an alcoholic and tabagist Kirlia that was born of an abusing mother untill said mother decided to abandon her. Although she clearly shows interest in the forehead monster, it is not known as to why he instills some fear in her.

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[-+]GT5K

What happens when you combine a Furry with the fetish for Gardevoirs, the lack of drawing skills, the lust for smoking pot and a nigger (although only niggers and hipsters consume drugs)? This clusterfuck! Like all niggaz, he has a special lust for slutty woman, role portrayed by Sana, his Gardevoir whom he impersonates on his own DA comments, offering herself to pleasure others. He is known for stealing and recoloring images, claiming that he only gave it "his view" (wich can only be interpreted as something that crawled from under his KFC ridden anus). This faggot says himself to be of Team Rocket too, but it's often neglected by the trio above.

• GT5K

[-+]Calmnivore

Currently has a fetish for Gardies, drawing himself falling in love with Grace in his LoveLost comic. Not much is known as his story is still under development. He is known for having a cool temper, so trolling is hard.

• calmnivore
• saladbomb
• http://lovelostcomic.smackjeeves.com/comics/1154731/chapter-1-title-page/

[-+]RaichelChu26

She writes a series of boring, unfunny and badly drawn/written comics called Meh, because she didn't have anything better to come up with. In said comic, she's always bashed by her shiny Ralts, Ramona (a.k.a. Rammy) wich has a vastly superior intelect, although with some huge angst and superiority complex.

• calmnivore

[-+]Livinlovindude

Follows the story of Grace, a Gardevoir that fell in love with Mewtwo and their offspring, Emily (wich is, by the way, Death incarnate).

• livinlovindude

[-+]Goldenkitsune-Queen

MY HORN! GIVE BACK MY HORN!!

This furfag doesn't have delusions about dating an imaginary being. She, instead, tells us the story of Damian, a male Gardevoir and it's father, Charon, wich lost his chest gem in a battle with a Zoroark wich culminated in him becoming some kind of undead, life-devouring being. Charon was then made into a Creepypasta (the only one known involving Gardevoirs) http://goldenkitsune-queen.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-The-Call-of-Charon-185543231.

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• Template:Youtube2 Although not belonging to Goldenkitsune-Queen, it is still related to her.

[-+]Slash Firestorm

Widely know for his Bigass series Sinners. More info can be found on his article.

• slashfirestorm

[-+]Dr. Mack Foxx

Wrote 3 hude wall of texts (The Village Guardian, Project Omega and The Final Strike) about himself turning from an supreme (in every characteristic you can imagine) wolf into a gardevoir, dating another called Aura, wich is some kind of chosen guardian for some god-forsaken village. The story covers pretty much all it's bullshit ridden shenanigans.

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[-+]DuskRunner

The creator of a fanfic called United Through Two Worlds on the Sofurry.com website. In this fanfic the earth dimension is morphing with the pokemon dimension, wich will culminate in the destruction of both universes and it's in that setting that our protagonist falls in love with said creature (Melody). Lot of angst and bad english ahead. This fanfic holds bonus points for pokefags, because it also features a Lucario and the pre-evolution of a Lopunny.

• dusk-runner

[-+]Gardevoir (Afterwind)

The slayer of Vafika. He pretty much makes everyone in teh main lobby buttmad every second of their miserable lives and insists on Killing the trolls. He is also known for being a leader of sorts, but in the end always end's up Butthurt. He is the only Gardefag who doesn't want to fuck a gardevoir, he's just a lonely motherfucker with a fatal attraction to Gardevoirs.

See also

• AGNPH
• Denial
• Emo
• Goth
• Hentai
• Lopunny
• Lucario
• Slash Firestorm

External links

• Gardevoir @ Serebii.net
  • Because one stat page obviously wasn't enough
• Gardevoir @ Bulbapedia
• Moar Gardevoir fanfiction
• Moar Gardevoir images

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