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Instructions on how to rape prisoners of war, accompanied by language.

Language is always fast-changing on the Internets.

Teaching gingers non-existent words like KITPINO for the lulz[1] on an Engrish Lanugage course at the University of Sheffield[2].

Language is a spoken or written method of communicating lulz, invented at least 100 years ago, possibly by Al Gore or Devdan. According to Catholic private revelations, the only true language is Proto-Indo-European which was spoken by Adam and your mom.

'Ꮂ?' - An example of a language, North American Indian, Cherokee. But white people think we Injuns can't talk, read or write.

History

Before language existed, lulz were sent to Earth by Raptor Jesus through inscriptions on stone tablets. Several scientists believe that stone tablets are the forerunners of IRC, and God often idled there, before he fled to his summer home. Later on in the years some Caveman started running around yelling "SHIT", and everyone laugh at his hairy ass so hard they all shitted. Another was when some woman was waving her ass around and some dude put he dick towards it. After that he yelled "ERECTION" and a bunch of other sexual words. This is just one of the few words they made up and used agian and agian, many of the other words was porn because some dude shoved an orange up a girl's ass.

Worthy Languages

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Worthless Languages

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English
- American
- Ebonics
- Engrish
- Internets
- Simple
Esperanto
French
Hebrew
HTML
Klingon
Latin
Moonspeak
Siberian
Spanish
Toki Pona
Volapük

Teaching English in Japan

Many losers and pedophiles aspire to one day teach English in Japan. They go to sample the delicious loli that is the Japanese Schoolgirl.

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	People get paid to write this garbage!?Authors Alan Moore • Ambrose Bierce • Anne Frank • Anne Rice • Ayn Rand • Charles Bukowski • Dan Brown • David Icke • Dr. Seuss • Edgar Allen Poe • Emilie Autumn • Geoffrey Leonard • Gloria Tesch • H.P. Lovecraft • Hunter S. Thompson • Kenneth Eng • Kevin Smith • J.K. Rowling • L. Ron Hubbard • Michelle Belanger • Neil Gaiman • Noam Chomsky • Patrick S. Tomlinson • Prince Jeremy • Brian Jacques • Richard Dawkins • Sylvia Plath
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