Censorship

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The chick at ElfOnlyInn explaining why screaming "Censorship!" on the internets is plain retarded. 99.9% of LJ users don't get this comic.

Censorship spoils everyone's fun.

Contravention of freedom of speech. In internet terms, a phrase used to refer to any ████████ or █████████ of any █████ whatsoever in a █████ or █████████. Typically using an unlubricated ██████████████████ without the express █████████ persmission of the Department of ████.

Screaming "Censorship!" is a classic Drama-generating technique and a perfect way to ██████ a moderator or an admin everytime you don't agree with any arbitrary decision taken by him. It doesn't matter how small that █████████ is, because if you're lucky, a bunch of retards like you will suddenly become ███████ and start screaming "Censorship" as well. After effectively igniting the █████████, the admin will have to either lose a lot of time explaining people the reasons for his decision or start banning everyone. Either way, the troll wins.

Example:

Prima: Announcement: I just banned Secunda because she █████████ my █████████ with █████████

Tertia: "OMG this is CENSORSHIP u r not letting teh TRUTH about 911 come out!!!! HITLER!!!!!!"

The problem is, 99% of Censors (or Forum Regulators or whatnot) look for ███████ and ████████ Think about it, they get paid to look for extreme XXX stuff that is illegal in most countries.
Don't kid yourselves, the government workers who get to decide what rating a game is going to get aren't normal people. They spend their life █████████ Disney movies to make sure there's no titties for the kids to see. All in all, Censors are f***ed up in the ███████. They might say you're a sicko for █████████ child porn, but before they ████████ it all, they save a copy to their PC. It's the truth.

	“	Censorship is telling a man he can't have a cock just because a baby can't chew it.	„
	— Mark Twain

Examples of Censorship

Example #1

Cum is like fish; any longer than 3 days, and it really starts to stink.

Ain't thatta bitch

Example #2

True story, man. I found the secret to a great ██████████████████ is to ██████ a ███████ with large ███████ -- inside the bacon -- █████████, ████████ stick the "shuttlecock" in a well lubed waffle-iron. After that ████████████████████████████████████ the Window Aliens ██████ summer concert series kegger █████████ █ shoehorn ███████ Llama.
Oh, and then Steven Seagal shows up with his █████ in a █████████████████ and we all ███████! Good times, man. Good times.

Sites, People, Things, and Games known for Censorship

Not even MS Paint is safe

• 4chanPENIS
• 4chanarchive
• 4Kids
• Almost every fucking news channel (from ABC to Z) and even the Weather Channel.
• America
• Australian interbutts.
• bing.com
• The Bush administration
• BoingBoing
• China, The People's Republic of
• Sportscarforums
• Club Penguin
• Colleges and Universities in The United States
• Communists
• China (AND I MEAN EVERY FUCKING PART OF IT)
• Encyclopedia Dramatica (as of 2011) (LOL Not anymore!!)
• EverQuest (due to Mystere)
• Habbo Hotel
• Hentai
• The IPCC
• Iran
• Internet Watch Foundation
• United Kingdom
• Jack Thompson
• Japan
• Muslims
• Newspapers and other forms of old media
• The No Cussing Club
• Runescape (where the Nazi chat filter blocks out so much sometimes normal sentences come out mostly censored) They made the chat filter optional
• The United States
• TV Tropes
• The V-chip
• YouTube
• Wal-Mart
• Wikipedia

See Also

• Blockatiel
• Megan Meier - an article of ours actually censored by Google
• Muhammad cartoons
• SFW porn
• Wordfilter
• Wikipedia
• Wikipedia Jews
• JewTube
• NawlinWiki - King of Censorship on Wikipedia.
• Revolution Muslim- Censors of South Park.

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Featured article July 28, 2008
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