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**Another [[transgender]] shooter, [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]], shoots up an [[Iowa]] school.
**Another [[transgender]] shooter, [[High_Score/Loserinfo_D#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]], shoots up an [[Iowa]] school.
**Yet another terrible [[Star Wars]] film is announced, this time directed by a [[feminist]], as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.
**Yet another terrible [[Star Wars]] film is announced, this time directed by a [[feminist]], as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.


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*7th - [[Vaush]], like the retard he is, would accidentally leak his own folder full of [[pedophile|loli horse porn]]. For some reason, he also does his taxes on said folder.
*7th - [[Vaush]], like the retard he is, would accidentally leak his own folder full of [[pedophile|loli horse porn]]. For some reason, he also does his taxes on said folder.
*15th - Unfunny irrelevant nigger pedo YouTuber [[Twomad]] overdoses on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]] and dies. Thank God.
*15th - Unfunny irrelevant nigger pedo YouTuber [[Twomad]] overdoses on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]] and dies. Thank God.
*17th - An [[Iran|iranian]] man ('''[[High Score/Loserinfo#Bahram Jeshanpur|Bahram Jeshanpur]]'''{{muslim}}), pwns 12 of his relatives and injures 3 others, before being shot by [[Cops|the pigs]].
*17th - An [[Iran|iranian]] man ('''[[High Score/Loserinfo B#Bahram Jeshanpur|Bahram Jeshanpur]]'''{{muslim}}), pwns 12 of his relatives and injures 3 others, before being shot by [[Cops|the pigs]].
*25th - [[Aaron Bushnell|U.S. military serviceman]] livestreams himself [[an hero|an heroing]] by setting himself on fire outside of the [[Israel|Israeli embassy]] “in the name of [[Palestine]]”
*25th - [[Aaron Bushnell|U.S. military serviceman]] livestreams himself [[an hero|an heroing]] by setting himself on fire outside of the [[Israel|Israeli embassy]] “in the name of [[Palestine]]”
*28th - The world's largest jailbreak would begin in [[Hæti]], organized by [[Barbecue|Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier]], thus beginning [[OM NOM NOM NOM|a new wave of riots, fighting, and cannibalism]].
*28th - The world's largest jailbreak would begin in [[Hæti]], organized by [[Barbecue|Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier]], thus beginning [[OM NOM NOM NOM|a new wave of riots, fighting, and cannibalism]].
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**[[Nikocado Avocado]] is no longer fat.
**[[Nikocado Avocado]] is no longer fat.
**[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]] goes for the [[high score]] by picking up an [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] and shooting civilians in passing cars on Interstate 75 in Kentucky, hitting twelve cars and [[Fail|seriously injuring five people]], [[Robert Card|leading to a manhunt]].
**[[High_Score/Loserinfo_J#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]] goes for the [[high score]] by picking up an [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] and shooting civilians in passing cars on Interstate 75 in Kentucky, hitting twelve cars and [[Fail|seriously injuring five people]], [[Robert Card|leading to a manhunt]].
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**[[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones]] dies.
**[[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones]] dies.
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** In Mali, unknown gunmen went amok on a school and kill [[Epic win|80]] people.  
** In Mali, unknown gunmen went amok on a school and kill [[Epic win|80]] people.  
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**[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]], the man behind the previously mentioned Interstate 75 Kentucky shooting, is found an heroed by a livestreamer couple.
**[[High_Score/Loserinfo_J#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]], the man behind the previously mentioned Interstate 75 Kentucky shooting, is found an heroed by a livestreamer couple.
**[[Nintendo]] files a [[lolsuit]] against Palworld.
**[[Nintendo]] files a [[lolsuit]] against Palworld.
**DanTDM slams MrBeast's [[Lunchly|collaboration]] with KSI and Logan Paul for selling unnecessary food and drink to [[13-year-old boy]]s. KSI and Logan Paul flip the shit out but MrBeast doesn't take it too hard.
**DanTDM slams MrBeast's [[Lunchly|collaboration]] with KSI and Logan Paul for selling unnecessary food and drink to [[13-year-old boy]]s. KSI and Logan Paul flip the shit out but MrBeast doesn't take it too hard.

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Also, Encyclopedia Dramatica turned 20 this year, but nobody cared.

If you need a recap of the last year, click here.

January

  • 3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani at Kerman, Iran.
  • 4th
    • Another transgender shooter, Dylan Butler, shoots up an Iowa school.
    • Yet another terrible Star Wars film is announced, this time directed by a feminist, as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.
  • 9th - MatPat announces his retirement. Thank God.
  • 15th
    • Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump Chris Hansen and Batman wannabe MamaMax.
    • Due to having blind confidence in leaks, over 1 million Chinese Genshin Impact fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.
  • 21st - Random Nigger Romeo Nance decides to shoot his family instead of a Basketball for once, pwns 8 noobs.
  • 29th - YouTuber Doktor Skipper would an hero his own career by uploading a video essentially shitting on nearly every Godzilla film with your average fandom tard rage damaging his reputation.

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

  • 8th - Ukraine invades Russia again! (Fuck Donbas, we must invade Kursk!)
  • 9th - Susan Wojcicki dies of cancer at the age of 56. (You can't blame her because she's dead!)
  • 12th - Soyjak.party gets temporarily suspended by Namecheap.
  • 16th
    • Valve decides to end TF2's wokeness by removing the pride flags from the Desk Engineer.
    • Ukrainian forces destroy a bridge over the Seim River in Kursk Oblast.
    • Some retard decided to fuck up Encyclopedia Dramatica by creating yet another shitty attack article called "Icewillow9", with the braindead admins refusing to baleet the article, completely destroying what was left of ED's reputation. ((the preceding comment was brought to you by icewillow9) ED doesn't negotiate with terrorists)
  • 18th
    • EWU releases bodycam footage of Chris-chan, revealing that the police somehow didn't know about him beforehand.
    • A second bridge is destroyed by Ukraine in Kursk Oblast.
  • 20th
    • Ukraine accomplishes their goal of destroying every bridge in Kursk Oblast.
    • FurAffinity gets hacked. All links to the site now redirect to Kiwi Farms.
  • 21st - Nimbus the dog dies from a coyote attack because he was left outside.
  • 22nd - .gay goes down for two days before being revived as edramatica.com.
  • 23rd - Sony's biggest flop, and probably the biggest flop in vidya history, Concord, releases.
  • 26th - Telegram founder Pavel Durov gets v& in France.
  • 28th - Jewgle and Tel Aviv University release an AI that simulates Doom.
  • 30th - Fatman Scoop dies at the age of 53.

September

October

  • 1st
    • Nintendo shuts down Ryujinx. No more Switch emulators.
    • Switzerland: A chink wounds 3 infants on a nursery school entrance and gets V&.
  • 4th
    • Joker 2 flops, can't even walk down the staircase.
    • The encyclopediadramatica.win domain gets seized by Cloudflare, and peace between the staff of .win and edramatica.com is (mostly) established.
  • 7th - 1-year anniversary of the Gaza War. Looks like kikes still can't find other kikes.
  • 8th - Brazil unbans Twitter.
  • 9th
  • 10th
  • 12th - Fanboy & Chum Chum turns 15.
  • 13th - Another massive data breach, this time directed at Game Freak.
    • Just A Robot commits career-suicide by uploading a video where he spends an hour and half trying to defend a pedophile, and got so much backlash that he bawleeted his channel.
  • 16th
  • 17th
    • Israel kills Yahya Sinwar.
    • Again Kikeland bombs another school in Palestine and kills 28, like the 10th October.
  • 18th - A 14-year-old boy frags 3 people at his school before becoming an hero in Brazil.
  • 20th - Unknown killed 1 and wounded 5 NPCs in Albany, Georgia, Murica before escaping.
  • 25th - Some building in Spain collapses and 3 people died.
  • 29th - Again in Spain, 50 no, 95, fuck, 150... 217 people dead and 89 people disappeared after a flash flood in some random stream in the south of Valencia City. And all cuz the government who refused to put alarms on people's phones because they were "expensive".It's moar than a week and this natural disaster is still relevant on the news.
  • 31st
    • IT'S HALLOWEEN, AGAIN!!!!
    • Yet another ruined Halloween party in the USA. This time in Orlando, Florida with 2 kills and 6 wounded. Happy Halloween

November

December

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