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'''John Kasich''', also known as [http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/04/trump-john-kasich-nickname-222389 '''1 for 38 (or 50 now) Kasich'''], is the face-stuffing Governor of [[Ohio]]. Kasich ran for the [[GOP]] nomination for President in the [[2016 Presidential Election|2016 presidential election]], wherein [[Fail|he won one whole state]], his home state of Ohio, and even then could only manage a [[Lame|plurality]] of the vote. Kasich's campaign was so lame that [[Marco Rubio|Little Marco]], who dropped out after losing [[Florida]] by nearly twenty points in mid-March, [[LOL|still won more delegates than Kasich in the end]] (173 to 161). | '''John Kasich''', also known as [http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/04/trump-john-kasich-nickname-222389 '''1 for 38 (or 50 now) Kasich'''], is the face-stuffing former Governor of [[Ohio]]. Kasich ran for the [[GOP]] nomination for President in the [[2016 Presidential Election|2016 presidential election]], wherein [[Fail|he won one whole state]], his home state of Ohio, and even then could only manage a [[Lame|plurality]] of the vote. Kasich's campaign was so lame that [[Marco Rubio|Little Marco]], who dropped out after losing [[Florida]] by nearly twenty points in mid-March, [[LOL|still won more delegates than Kasich in the end]] (173 to 161). | ||
After getting raped by [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] in the primaries, Kasich went on a petulant months-long tantrum, one in which he said [[Unrealistic expectations|he wouldn't be Trump's VP]], that [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|he would not give his endorsement to Trump]] over Clinton, and generally bad-mouthing Trump in the [[Old media|Hillary-supporting media]] every chance he got. Trump responded with [http://www.cleveland.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/01/donald_trump_gets_revenge_by_d.html more rape]. | After getting raped by [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] in the primaries, Kasich went on a petulant months-long tantrum, one in which he said [[Unrealistic expectations|he wouldn't be Trump's VP]], that [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|he would not give his endorsement to Trump]] over Clinton, and generally bad-mouthing Trump in the [[Old media|Hillary-supporting media]] every chance he got. Trump responded with [http://www.cleveland.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/01/donald_trump_gets_revenge_by_d.html more rape]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:37, 15 October 2022
John Kasich, also known as 1 for 38 (or 50 now) Kasich, is the face-stuffing former Governor of Ohio. Kasich ran for the GOP nomination for President in the 2016 presidential election, wherein he won one whole state, his home state of Ohio, and even then could only manage a plurality of the vote. Kasich's campaign was so lame that Little Marco, who dropped out after losing Florida by nearly twenty points in mid-March, still won more delegates than Kasich in the end (173 to 161).
After getting raped by Donald Trump in the primaries, Kasich went on a petulant months-long tantrum, one in which he said he wouldn't be Trump's VP, that he would not give his endorsement to Trump over Clinton, and generally bad-mouthing Trump in the Hillary-supporting media every chance he got. Trump responded with more rape.
Some say that Kasich was never really serious about winning the White House, but rather used his candidacy as an excuse to fly around the country, sampling regional cuisine.
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- 2016 presidential election
- Donald Trump
- Jeb Bush
- Jim Traficant
- Marco Rubio
- Mike Huckabee
- Ohio
- Rand Paul
- Rick Santorum
- Ted Cruz
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