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Caiden Cowger is a huge faggot who ranted about "Gay People" and attracted attention because he is an attention. He's got his own faggy radio show called [[http://www.caidencowgerprogram.com/radio.html Caiden Cowger Show]]. His faggotry is overwhelming.  
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[[File:Caiden-cowgirl.jpg|thumb|right|Hero of teh youth enjoying some [[weed]]]]
[[Fag|Caiden Cowger]], (Which is the dumbest name since Jeb [[W|Bush]]) also known as THE HERO of the youth, Cadence Cowgirl, and/or Caisey [[Redneck|Cowboy]]) is a [[Conservative]] [[Christian]] 16 year old
[[Interwebs|Internet]] radio show host, young [[Alex Jones]], and blogger from [[West Virginia]] who achieved fame from his series of internets videos that discuss important matters such as [[Faggot|Homosexuality]], [[Israel]], and [[Politics]]. He is a closet homosexual who yearns for romantic, hot sauna sex with his boy-toy Jayson Veley. Although he denies this [[fact]], everybody sees through it. His original channel "CAIDENCOWGER" on [[YouTube]] was hacked by an [[Hax|Haxxing]] [[Jew]]. He now operates on the channel "{{yt|CaidenCowgerShow}}", where he regurgitates mantra found on any other run-of-the-mill conservative radio shows. He is also popular for having an [[annoying]] voice. Some also suspect he is a secret [[troll]] who attempts to make Libtards [[buttmad]]. Although his content does this without fail, it's unlikely he's doing it for the [[lulz]].


== Views ==
In other news, [[last thursday]] Caiden wrote a book entitled "[[Shit nobody cares about|Being A Young Conservative]]", which sold nearly 10 copies at [[WalMart]]. His website features a section entitled "Caiden's Conservative Help-Line", a section for people that get assaulted by [[Politically correct]] people. [http://www.caidencowgerprogram.com/conservativehelp.html The full-inspiring block of text]


Cowger is a faggot fundamentalist Christian (Christians are gay anyway) and has strong views against both homosexuality and abortion. He believes that homosexuality and suicide are spirits designed by Satan to influence people. He believes in the infallible word of the Bible, and that God, Jesus and Satan are indeed real. He advertises himself as 'the truth for the youth' and having been 'conservative since 1776'. Caiden has published a book entitled Being a Young Conservative which is described on the book's Amazon page as being 'a guide and life of a young conservative, and teaches the youth about the principles required to lead this country.' Needless to say all of the book's reviews are trolls. He just complains about the trolls and responds cuz he is a faggot. He believes that liberals are brainwashed by the ideologies of Karl Marx. This kid is such a retard it gives me goosebumps just looking at his youtube channel.
<center>'''The original video that pissed off [[over 9000]] [[fags|"Homosexshals"]]'''</center>


<center><youtube>PWOW9o0S4do</youtube></center>


== Caiden Cowger Radio ==
{{quote|Homosexuality is <strike>natural</strike> <strike>a lifestyle</strike> a belief. It is a bla-IT'S NOT MANDATORY IN THAT PERSON. That person is not born that way. No matter what [[Lady Gaga]] says.|Caiden}}


His stupid radio show, ''Caiden Cowger Show'', is so faggy. All he talks about is "the gays" and abortion. And he posts them on his gay account.  His gay radio show broadcasts Mondays and Wednesdays from 7pm Eastern time. He plays pre-recorded episodes on his webpage all of the time. The show has been noted by TMZ.com, and was featured on the front page of the Atheism subreddit twice.
{{quote|I see younger people, that is turning to be, out to be homosexuals.|Caiden}}


== Junior Factor Nation ==
[[File:Gay caiden.jpg|thumb|right|Caisey has come out the closet]]
[[File:Me jason jayson veley-faggot supremesist.jpg|thumb|right|The [[sidekick]]]]
Cadence and his butt buddy [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3rtx13VYYGDfsCZM7Ltyzg/feed Jason Veley] began a movement to wake up the youth, and reveal to them the truth about [[Obama]] and his wicked, [[liberal]] ways, called {{yt|FactorTalkRadio}}.


== Gay Capitalist Army raids ==
<center>'''The Shocking History Of Progressivism'''<br><youtube>ZIUNWC_3_j8</youtube></center>
'''Note:''' The Narrator is [[Orgasm|orgasming]] the entire time


After Ghost stopped broadcasting in late May of 2012, the Capitalist Army turned their attentions to Cowger as a new target for trolling. After several days of his show being posted to the Melting Pot of Friendship Facebook page, as well as two front page submissions on the Atheism subreddit, DarkRazorZ posted a link to the show on the MPoF page on June the 6th, in order that the Capitalist Army might raid him that evening. Shortly after, his dox was leaked on Twitter by JohnTheSponge.
== Chick-Fil-A Heterosexual Day ==
Caiden went ahead to make more people buttblasted and created an entire new holiday: '''<i>CHICK-FIL-A HETEROSEXUAL DAY</i>'''. This is a day where the girls get together to give [[blowjobs]], and the men get together and watch [[porn]]. This was done in response to the Chick-fil-a [[drama]] of 2012, in which it announced it was against [[gay marriage]]. Naturally, this made the asses of liberals across the nation explode with fury, so Caiden decided to cash on the lulz and take it a step further.  


{{quote|I hope this guy gets raped and enjoys it.}}


----June 6th
== His Videos ==
His videos feature an intro with amazing [[Sony Vegas]] video effects that likely took 20 minutes to make. Also [[Watermark|watermarks]] that use up like a quarter of the screen.


Many members of the Capitalist Army including DarkRazorZ, xarahox and others joined the CCRadio chatroom, as well as several members of /r/atheism only to find out that having garnered a significant media following (14 newspaper articles according to JohnTheSponge) throughout the day, Cowger had deleted his YouTube account after getting extremely mad and butthurt that people were criticising him and trolling him and did not show up for that day's show. Even half an hour after the show was due to begin, Cowger had not shown up.
<center>{{fv|Videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>0ETF2ByUEZM</youtube><center>''Caiden responds to some [[Jew]].''</center>
|<youtube>slM57bojcYA</youtube><center>''Caiden talks about his trip to [[San Francisco]].'''</center>
|<youtube>W31ndc5BBVM</youtube><center>''Trolls News''</center>
|<youtube>7iKMvK_tvno</youtube><center>''Caiden stands with kikes.''</center>
}}</center>


----June 8th
== Gallery ==
{{Cg|Caiden's [[IRL]] Antics|caidengallery|center|<gallery>
File:Caiden gowgirlz family lolz1 cowze.jpg|Likely Caiden's dad, and with a cow/human sister. That can only mean Caiden's mum is a [[bitch|cow.]]
File:Caiden is a pompus faggot.jpg
File:Caiden_Cowger_Is_An_Idiot.jpg|[[Obamacare]]
</gallery>}}


On the 8th, Cowger posted a video to a new YouTube channel, claiming that his previous channel had been hacked (which was bullshit), and that he was not 'afraid of the media' (even though he was clearly afraid) and that he did not wish to take back any of his previous statements. He stated that he would continue to broadcast his program.
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However, on the same day, his Spreaker account was taken down due to hate speech. As a result of this, Caiden Cowger failed to broadcast again due to people trolling his gay ass.
[[File:Ciddie-porn and Caiden's-Cum.jpg|thumb|580px|center|Even kids hate him.]]


----June 9th


The next day, Cowger made a new account on Spreaker and broadcasted an impromptu show in which he addressed the hackers and haters and compared them to brainwashed followers of Karl Marx. He also stated that he was 'not going to quit'. He said that he would be 'back soon' on Spreaker on Wednesday the 13th.
== The Hilarious Reactions ==
<center>'''Wether you are a [[Conservative]] or [[Liberal]], this video is [[fact]].</center>
<center><youtube>EfppsPTBZNw</youtube></center>
<center>'''[[Turkey|TheYoungTurks]] pwn [[Jew|j00]].</center>
<center><youtube>PxeFVWqX4NM</youtube></center>


More info will be entered here soon.
== HOLY SHIT GAYDEN IZ VIEW BOTTING!!!1!!!1111 ==
<p>You read right mah little /b/tards. Candace Cowgirl is using view bots to try and make himself moar popular. Ya See, Candace used botting software that he found on ThePirateBay to increase the views on his videos.


<center><youtube>RBcmpZztMJU</youtube>
<br/><b>Candace' bullshit explanation.</b></center>


== TheYoungTurks ==
This dramafag from YouTube explains things:</p>
<center><youtube>hb2qqWlkPFc</youtube></center>
<center><b>Living proof Caiden iz botting</b></center>


He started abit of his faggy drama with TheYoungTurks and responded to him. Caiden Cowger got so asshurt. Wow, what a faggot. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebptEpIQfuU&list=UULGg1nvb7ApfcA3CEg2bC9A&index=0&feature=plcp His butthurt response to TheYoungTurks]
<p>So basically Candace view bots some of her videos and publishes a bullshit video on her CowgirlNation yt channel saying that she's not viewbotting despite the fact that she disabled her statistics. OMFG Anonymous will be so pissed!</p>


== External Links ==
== See Also ==
*[[13 year old boy]]
*[[Bill O'reilly|Bill O rly??]]
*[[Conservatism]]
*[[Faux News]]
*[[Ghost]]
*[[Glenn Beck]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Rush Limbaugh]]
*[[Sean Hannity]]


[http://www.facebook.com/thecaidencowgerprogram Caiden Cowger Facebook]
== External links ==
[http://twitter.com/#!/caidencowger Caiden Cowger Twitter]
*{{youtube|CaidenCowgerShow}}
[http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/caiden-cowger?before=1338960750 Caiden Cowger Tumblr]
*{{twitter|CaidenCowger}}
[http://www.youtube.com/oops?ytsession=d_bxC2791DoEiFgNqRwvg7u4fVyDKMzFYbNYIzLPmBb8XIlW9nh2dTk9kOfqmBe3FzjPLbknAaSvPP2WYNjJGAFYd1aXqpU16z19kBIADepb7tvkIp2_AKXuaVLHUMidcWuvy2RVt3rFRheW5gYOyBCudPIf-R2xuFQS4QX-K0U_Iq8DZUrpjQUo_IZzDb9Fa0TL5VuA8_zxfWiCB0EqUyvbjCuEWDofq82nBRyxCUEsErdVFL1qQvwP0Yk7xUYvNvys2caoqdqEu6IjNuUAlMlG8jYJg-97 Caiden Cowger's 1st Youtube] It is set to private.
*[http://www.caidencowgerprogram.com/ Caiden Cowger Program] &bull; ''Official Website''
[http://www.youtube.com/user/caidencowgershow His Current YouTube]
*[http://www.cowgernation.com/ Caiden Cowger Nation] &bull; ''Secondary Shit''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsDpYCS98rU TheYoungTurks] &bull; ''Revisited''
 
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Hero of teh youth enjoying some weed

Caiden Cowger, (Which is the dumbest name since Jeb Bush) also known as THE HERO of the youth, Cadence Cowgirl, and/or Caisey Cowboy) is a Conservative Christian 16 year old Internet radio show host, young Alex Jones, and blogger from West Virginia who achieved fame from his series of internets videos that discuss important matters such as Homosexuality, Israel, and Politics. He is a closet homosexual who yearns for romantic, hot sauna sex with his boy-toy Jayson Veley. Although he denies this fact, everybody sees through it. His original channel "CAIDENCOWGER" on YouTube was hacked by an Haxxing Jew. He now operates on the channel " CaidenCowgerShow", where he regurgitates mantra found on any other run-of-the-mill conservative radio shows. He is also popular for having an annoying voice. Some also suspect he is a secret troll who attempts to make Libtards buttmad. Although his content does this without fail, it's unlikely he's doing it for the lulz.

In other news, last thursday Caiden wrote a book entitled "Being A Young Conservative", which sold nearly 10 copies at WalMart. His website features a section entitled "Caiden's Conservative Help-Line", a section for people that get assaulted by Politically correct people. The full-inspiring block of text

The original video that pissed off over 9000 "Homosexshals"
   
“ 		 
Homosexuality is natural a lifestyle a belief. It is a bla-IT'S NOT MANDATORY IN THAT PERSON. That person is not born that way. No matter what Lady Gaga says.
  		„
  		 

—Caiden

   
“ 		 
I see younger people, that is turning to be, out to be homosexuals.
  		„
  		 

—Caiden

Junior Factor Nation

Caisey has come out the closet
The sidekick

Cadence and his butt buddy Jason Veley began a movement to wake up the youth, and reveal to them the truth about Obama and his wicked, liberal ways, called FactorTalkRadio.

The Shocking History Of Progressivism

Note: The Narrator is orgasming the entire time

Chick-Fil-A Heterosexual Day

Caiden went ahead to make more people buttblasted and created an entire new holiday: CHICK-FIL-A HETEROSEXUAL DAY. This is a day where the girls get together to give blowjobs, and the men get together and watch porn. This was done in response to the Chick-fil-a drama of 2012, in which it announced it was against gay marriage. Naturally, this made the asses of liberals across the nation explode with fury, so Caiden decided to cash on the lulz and take it a step further.

   
“ 		 
I hope this guy gets raped and enjoys it.
  		„
  		 

His Videos

His videos feature an intro with amazing Sony Vegas video effects that likely took 20 minutes to make. Also watermarks that use up like a quarter of the screen.

Caiden responds to some Jew.
Caiden talks about his trip to San Francisco.'
Trolls News
Caiden stands with kikes.

Previous Video | Next Video

Caiden's IRL Antics About missing Pics
  • Likely Caiden's dad, and with a cow/human sister. That can only mean Caiden's mum is a cow.
    Likely Caiden's dad, and with a cow/human sister. That can only mean Caiden's mum is a cow.
  • Obamacare
    Obamacare
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Even kids hate him.


The Hilarious Reactions

Wether you are a Conservative or Liberal, this video is fact.
TheYoungTurks pwn j00.

HOLY SHIT GAYDEN IZ VIEW BOTTING!!!1!!!1111

You read right mah little /b/tards. Candace Cowgirl is using view bots to try and make himself moar popular. Ya See, Candace used botting software that he found on ThePirateBay to increase the views on his videos.


Candace' bullshit explanation.

This dramafag from YouTube explains things:

Living proof Caiden iz botting

So basically Candace view bots some of her videos and publishes a bullshit video on her CowgirlNation yt channel saying that she's not viewbotting despite the fact that she disabled her statistics. OMFG Anonymous will be so pissed!

See Also

Caiden Cowger is part of a series on

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Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage.

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Homosexual Deviants

Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage.

Caiden Cowger is part of a series on YouTube.

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