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'''2022''' was basically the final year of the [[coronavirus]] "[[Scam|pandemic]]". For the first few months of the year, it was basically another 2020 sequel; before the normies finally realized the "pandemic" was a scam pulled off by both [[Jews]] and [[chinks]] and stopped caring about COVID.
 
'''2022''' was basically the final year of the [[coronavirus]] "[[Scam|pandemic]]". For the first few months of the year, it was basically another 2020 sequel; before the normies finally realized the "pandemic" was a scam pulled off by both [[Jews]] and the [[chinks]] so they stopped caring about COVID.


Need a recap of the previous year? [[2021|Click here]]!
Need a recap of the previous year? [[2021|Click here]]!
==Dramatic Events of 2022==


===January {{PAGENAME}}===
==January==
*[[Bob Saget]] finally does something [[dead|funny]].
*[[Bob Saget]] finally does something [[dead|funny]].
*[[dropdatwat]] donates to Encyclopedia Dramatica to try to [[Taking down ED|get his article deleted]].
*<s>[[dropdatwat]] donates to Encyclopedia Dramatica to try to [[Taking down ED|get his article deleted]].</s> '''Scrap that, the article creator has flushed the article as of March 27, [[2023]].'''
*[[EDP445]] got [[V&]], changed his name, got fired from many jobs, and got banned from social media.
*[[EDP445]] got [[V&]], changed his name, got fired from many jobs, and got banned from social media.
*Konami makes [[Castlevania]] [[NFTs]].
*Konami makes [[Castlevania]] [[NFTs]].
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*[[YouTuber]] *WaRnEr*/Gary21115/Gary Palidin passed away, got shot by his father alongside his mother, and committed [[an hero]]. As of now Gary could have been a {{age|2005|04|12}}-year-old.
*[[YouTuber]] *WaRnEr*/Gary21115/Gary Palidin passed away, got shot by his father alongside his mother, and committed [[an hero]]. As of now Gary could have been a {{age|2005|04|12}}-year-old.


===February {{PAGENAME}}===
==February==
*Continuing on from January, [[Nintendo]] copyright claims [[HAHAHA, OH WOW|2,200 videos]] on GilvaSunner’s channel, leading him to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|end his channel on the 4th.]]
*Continuing on from January, [[Nintendo]] copyright claims [[HAHAHA, OH WOW|2,200 videos]] on GilvaSunner’s channel, leading him to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|end his channel on the 4th.]]
*[[Rednecks|Truckers]] keep protesting against the [[Vaccination|jew juice]] all across [[Canada]].
*[[Rednecks|Truckers]] keep protesting against the [[Vaccination|jew juice]] all across [[Canada]].
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*Nintendo announces that the [[Nintendo 3DS|3DS]] and [[Wii U]] eShop will be closing in March 2023.
*Nintendo announces that the [[Nintendo 3DS|3DS]] and [[Wii U]] eShop will be closing in March 2023.
*February 24 - [[Russia]] invades [[Ukraine]], [[Chris-chan]]'s 40th birthday is the same day.
*February 24 - [[Russia]] invades [[Ukraine]], [[Chris-chan]]'s 40th birthday is the same day.
:The Dimensional Merger is upon us
:[[Chris Chan|The Dimensional Merger]] is upon us
*Quence gets -10,000 reaction points on [[EDF6]].
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Wyzzrd]] creates a new thread about the removal of features on [[EDF6]]. It got to the point where [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]], [[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]] and [[User:.wil|.wil]] had a big slap fight. A lot of lulz were had in that thread.
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Wyzzrd]] creates a new thread about the removal of features on [[EDF6]]. It got to the point where [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]], [[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]] and [[User:.wil|.wil]] had a big slap fight. A lot of lulz were had in that thread.


===March {{PAGENAME}}===
==March==
*{{age|1997|11|19}}-year-old [[YouTube Poop|YTPer]] [[Camhead|CamHead gets exposed for grooming young children to act like dogs.]]
*{{age|1997|11|19}}-year-old [[YouTube Poop|YTPer]] [[Camhead|CamHead gets exposed for grooming young children to act like dogs.]]
*Quence gets -12,000 reaction points on [[EDF6]].
*[[Amy Schumer]] was being unfunny as usual at the Osca... HOLY SHIT [[Will Smith slaps Chris Rock|WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK!!!!!]]
*[[Amy Schumer]] was being unfunny as usual at the Osca... HOLY SHIT [[Will Smith slaps Chris Rock|WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK!!!!!]]


===April {{PAGENAME}}===
==April==
*Nintendo ([[Europe]])’s Twitter account shows off bowling footage of [[Shit no one cares about|Nintendo Switch Sports]]. Soon after, several users replied to the tweet, being a gif of a bowling ball ejaculating on the pins, making it yet another good example of a [[forced meme]].
*Nintendo ([[Europe]])’s Twitter account shows off bowling footage of [[Shit no one cares about|Nintendo Switch Sports]]. Soon after, several users replied to the tweet, being a gif of a bowling ball ejaculating on the pins, making it yet another good example of a [[forced meme]].
*Our [[Twitter]] account got suspended, AGAIN.
*Gilbert Gottfried dies.
*Gilbert Gottfried dies.
*[[Frank James|A schizo nigger shoots up a subway in Brooklyn, killing no one.]]
*[[Frank James|A schizo nigger shoots up a subway in Brooklyn, killing no one.]]
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*Twitter accepts [[Elon Musk]] for the acquirement of the website.
*Twitter accepts [[Elon Musk]] for the acquirement of the website.


===May {{PAGENAME}}===
==May==
*Whiteoid [[Payton Gendron]] shoots up a supermarket in Buffalo and dom ofes a couple niggers
*Whiteoid [[Payton Gendron]] shoots up a supermarket in Buffalo and dom ofes a couple niggers
*GirlOnInternet exposes more of Viril’s sockpuppet accounts on EDF6.
*Some 18-year-old [[tranny]] [[spic]] in [[Texas]] named [[Salvador Ramos]] tries to make a [[high score]] at an elementary school in [[Texas|Uvalde]]. Sadly he was [[v&|shot dead by law enforcement]], so he couldn't commit [[an hero]].
*Some 18-year-old [[tranny]] [[spic]] in [[Texas]] named [[Salvador Ramos]] tries to make a [[high score]] at an elementary school in [[Texas|Uvalde]]. Sadly he was [[v&|shot dead by law enforcement]], so he couldn't commit [[an hero]].
*[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City|Ray Liotta dies]] in some [[spic|Hispanic]] country called the [[Dominican Republic]].
*[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City|Ray Liotta dies]] in some [[spic|Hispanic]] country called the [[Dominican Republic]].
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*[[2022 Monkeypox outbreak]]
*[[2022 Monkeypox outbreak]]


===June {{PAGENAME}}===
==June==
[[File:LORI LIGHTFOOT SUMMER OF JOY dhWMHKBJTYfmxXe4.mp4|thumb|300px|Let the Summer of Joy begin!]]
[[File:LORI LIGHTFOOT SUMMER OF JOY dhWMHKBJTYfmxXe4.mp4|thumb|300px|Let the Summer of Joy begin!]]
*[[Johnny Depp]] [[Epic Win|wins the defamation lawsuit against his former ex-wife]] Amber Heard, making Turd and MeToo lose their shit in Fairfax County Circuit Court.
*[[Johnny Depp]] [[Epic Win|wins the defamation lawsuit against his former ex-wife]] Amber Heard, making Turd and MeToo lose their shit in Fairfax County Circuit Court.
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* A [[Minecraft]] nobody named Technoblade dies from [[cancer]] at 23-years-old. It's causing the [[Shit no one cares about|#fuckcancer]] trend to happen. A video regarding this can be found [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPMluEVUqS0 here].
* A [[Minecraft]] nobody named Technoblade dies from [[cancer]] at 23-years-old. It's causing the [[Shit no one cares about|#fuckcancer]] trend to happen. A video regarding this can be found [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPMluEVUqS0 here].


=== July {{PAGENAME}} ===
==July==
*Another 4th of July for the [[Americunts]], featuring gluttony, firecrackers, and deadly fireworks. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
*Another 4th of July for the [[Americunts]], featuring gluttony, firecrackers, and deadly fireworks. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
*[[Chicago]] mayor Larry Lightfoot's prediction of a "Summer of Joy" began its fulfillment when [https://web.archive.org/web/20220716035512/https://abc7chicago.com/chicago-shooting-weekend-shootings-violence-crime/12019829/ 8 people] were shot to death in Chicago on Independence Day weekend. Vigorous tranny dilation noises were heard from his office when he learned that seven more were slaughtered by an ugly emo tranny called [[Robert Crimo]].
*[[Chicago]] mayor Larry Lightfoot's prediction of a "Summer of Joy" began its fulfillment when [https://web.archive.org/web/20220716035512/https://abc7chicago.com/chicago-shooting-weekend-shootings-violence-crime/12019829/ 8 people] were shot to death in Chicago on Independence Day weekend. Vigorous tranny dilation noises were heard from his office when he learned that seven more were slaughtered by an ugly emo tranny called [[Robert Crimo]].
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*[[Keegan Salisbury]] got hacked by an [[NFT]] scammer and permabanned on [[YouTube]]. Sadly, he returned.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] got hacked by an [[NFT]] scammer and permabanned on [[YouTube]]. Sadly, he returned.
*[[Minecraft|Minecrap]] gets a [[SpongeBob]] DLC pack to please the aspies.
*[[Minecraft|Minecrap]] gets a [[SpongeBob]] DLC pack to please the aspies.
*[[MediaFan2008]], a {{age|2008|04|13}}-year-old [[Britfag]], gets outed as a [[pedophile]], he's surprisingly under the Age of Consent in the UK ([[asking for it|which is 16]]).
*[[MediaFan2008]], a {{age|2007|2|19}}-year-old [[Britfag]], gets outed as a [[pedophile]], he's surprisingly under the Age of Consent in the UK ([[asking for it|which is 16]]).
*[[Chris Chan]] finally awaits trial, just one year after the mother rape incident of [[2021]].
*[[Chris Chan]] finally awaits trial, just one year after the mother rape incident of [[2021]].
*Miniclip goes down so bad that they move to mobile platforms
*Miniclip goes down so bad that they move to mobile platforms
*Kominfo blocks gaming services and websites such as [[Steam]], [[PayPal]], [[Epic Games|Epic Games Store]], [[EA|Origin]], and more, making [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] gamers lose their shit.
*Kominfo blocks gaming services and websites such as [[Steam]], [[PayPal]], [[Epic Games|Epic Games Store]], [[EA|Origin]], and more, making [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] gamers lose their shit.


=== August {{PAGENAME}} ===
==August==
*[[Chris Chan]] goes before a [[v&|Grand]] [[Julay|Jury]] on August 8th for [[Incest|doing the dirty with his elderly mother]].
*[[Chris Chan]] goes before a [[v&|Grand]] [[Julay|Jury]] on August 8th for [[Incest|doing the dirty with his elderly mother]].
*Quence gets -20,000 reaction points on [[EDF6]].
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril]] [[Pedophilia|solicited a minor for their nudes]].
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril]] [[Pedophilia|solicited a minor for their nudes]].
*Rumors go around on [[Twitter]] that [[Putin]] is a [[pedophile]].
*Rumors go around on [[Twitter]] that [[Putin]] is a [[pedophile]].
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*[[Soviet Union|Mikhail Gorbachev]], former USSR president dies at age 91.
*[[Soviet Union|Mikhail Gorbachev]], former USSR president dies at age 91.


=== September {{PAGENAME}} ===
==September==
* [[China]] commits "crimes against humanity" to the [[Muslim|Uyghurs]], the internet then starts a shitshow about it.
* [[China]] commits "crimes against humanity" to the [[Muslim|Uyghurs]], the internet then starts a shitshow about it.
* [[Cloudflare]] and other DDOS-Protection services block [[Kiwi Farms]] thanks to a harassment campaign from [[Keffals]] and his army of [[Trolling Induced Transgender Syndrome|internet trannies]].
* [[Cloudflare]] and other DDOS-Protection services block [[Kiwi Farms]] thanks to a harassment campaign from [[Keffals]] and his army of [[Trolling Induced Transgender Syndrome|internet trannies]].
* Former president [[Barack Obama]] wins a fucking Emmy.
* Former president [[Barack Obama]] wins a fucking Emmy.
* [[Britain|Queen Elizabeth II]] finally fucking dies after 96 years.
* [[Britain|Queen Elizabeth II]] finally fucking dies after 96 years.
* 21st anniversary of the [[9/11]] attacks, [[Willg8686]]'s 19th birthday is on the same day.
* 21st anniversary of the [[9/11]] attacks.
*Leader of haX0rz group [[nobodies|"Lapsus"]] hacks [[Uber]] and [[Grand Theft Auto|Rockstar Games]], and leaks early footage of [[shit that will never happen|Grand Theft Auto 6]]. The hacker is now under the watch of the FBI for leaking the information.
*Leader of haX0rz group [[nobodies|"Lapsus"]] hacks [[Uber]] and [[Grand Theft Auto|Rockstar Games]], and leaks early footage of [[shit that will never happen|Grand Theft Auto 6]]. The hacker is now under the watch of the FBI for leaking the information.
:The hacker [[Teabag|Teapot]] was later [[v&|arrested]] in the [[UK]].
:The hacker [[Teabag|Teapot]] was later [[v&|arrested]] in the [[UK]].
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*Coolio dies at age 59.
*Coolio dies at age 59.


=== October {{PAGENAME}} ===
==October==
*[[Skeleton|Spooky Month]] Begins
*[[Skeleton|Spooky Month]] Begins
*[[4chan]] turns 19 and [[Cartoon Network]] turns 30 on the same day.
*[[4chan]] turns 19 and [[Cartoon Network]] turns 30 on the same day.
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*'''IT'S [[Halloween|HALLOWEEN]] FUCKERS'''
*'''IT'S [[Halloween|HALLOWEEN]] FUCKERS'''


=== November {{PAGENAME}} ===
==November==
*[[Shit no one cares about|No Nut November]] begins
*[[Shit no one cares about|No Nut November]] begins
*The 28-year-old rapper Takeoff (Powerword: Kirshnik Khari Ball) gets shot up in a bowling alley in [[Texas]].
*The 28-year-old rapper Takeoff (Powerword: Kirshnik Khari Ball) gets shot up in a bowling alley in [[Texas]].
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*Yet another fucking [[World Cup]] happens, but this time in [[Qatar]].
*Yet another fucking [[World Cup]] happens, but this time in [[Qatar]].


=== December 2022 ===
==December==
*No Nut November finally ends, Destroy Dick December begins.
*No Nut November finally ends, Destroy Dick December begins.
*[[Kanye West]] appears on [[Alex Jones|Alex Jones's]] show and calls out Jewish influence. In response, the Jews use their influence to bankrupt him and threaten his children.
*[[Kanye West]] appears on [[Alex Jones|Alex Jones's]] show and calls out Jewish influence. In response, the Jews use their influence to bankrupt him and threaten his children.
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*Stephen '[[Twitch|tWitch]]' Boss commits [[an hero]] at age 40.
*Stephen '[[Twitch|tWitch]]' Boss commits [[an hero]] at age 40.
*Infamous {{age|1990|12|15}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] [[pedo]] from [[California]] named [[EDP445]] gets diagnosed with [[Dying Alone|Stage 5 Kidney Failure]].
*Infamous {{age|1990|12|15}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] [[pedo]] from [[California]] named [[EDP445]] gets diagnosed with [[Dying Alone|Stage 5 Kidney Failure]].
*Sam Bankman-Fried gets arrested in the Bahamas.
*Elon Musk finally resigns as Twitter CEO.
*Elon Musk finally resigns as Twitter CEO.
*The World Cup ends, [[Argentina]] wins.
*The World Cup ends, [[Argentina]] wins.
*The [[United States]] goes through a big snowstorm just before [[Christmas]].
*The [[United States]] goes through a big snowstorm just before [[Christmas]].
*Duncan Burden breaks with [[Roszina Head]] after having enough of her bullshit spergery, many lulz were sparked after this moment.
*Millitary police temporarily ban driving in Buffalo, [[New York]] because of the fuckton of snow it suffered.
*Millitary police temporarily ban driving in Buffalo, [[New York]] because of the fuckton of snow it suffered.
*[[Andrew Tate]] gets arrested in [[Romania]] for sexual exploitation.
*[[Andrew Tate]] gets arrested in [[Romania]] for sexual exploitation, as Romanian Rozzers used their Zoom and Enhance technique.  
*[[Brazil|Pele]] dies at age 82.
*[[Brazil|Pele]] dies at age 82.
*A 28-year-old [[Pennsylvania]]n man named Bryan Kohberger is caught after the November killing of 4 people at a college in [[Russia|Moscow]], [[Idaho]]
*A 28-year-old [[Pennsylvania]]n man named Bryan Kohberger is caught after the November killing of 4 people at a college in [[Russia|Moscow]], [[Idaho]]
*[[Mister Metokur]] streams one last time
*[[Mister Metokur]] streams one last time
*Pope Benedict XVI dies.
*[[Pope Benedict XVI]] dies.
*This year finally ends, now we move on to [[2023]].
*This year finally ends, now we move on to [[2023]].


==See Also==
==See also==
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2021]]'''
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2021]]'''
*[[:Category:Years|The "Years" category here on ED]]
*[[:Category:Years|The "Years" category here on ED]]
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{{history}}
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{{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2021]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[2023]]}}
{{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2021]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[2023]]}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now December 31, [[2022]] & January 1, [[2023]]|[[Fort Hood]]|{{PAGENAME}}|TBA}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now December 31, [[2022]] & January 1, [[2023]]|[[Fort Hood]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[The Current Year]]}}

Latest revision as of 20:37, 10 September 2023

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2022 was basically the final year of the coronavirus "pandemic". For the first few months of the year, it was basically another 2020 sequel; before the normies finally realized the "pandemic" was a scam pulled off by both Jews and the chinks so they stopped caring about COVID.

Need a recap of the previous year? Click here!

January

February

Article: The Honkening
  • Sony buys Bungie. Sonic the Hedgehog is slated to appear in the next Halo
  • Meta loses 20% of their Jew gold and a lot of its users.
  • Nintendo shows a new direction, only noteworthy for the cancerous Karby meme and shitty ports of Mario Kart Tour tracks being released throughout the span of two years.
  • Best Buy locks Nvidia GPUs behind a $200 paywall due to scalpers.
  • Throughout from December 2021 to February 2022, Keegan Salisbury got butthurt over his own page again, He then attempts to add false information on his enemies and delete fucking everything.
  • Another lonely Valentine's Day yet again for you.
  • February 15 - Annual Valentine's Candy Clearance Sales Day.
EAT UP, FATTIES.
The Dimensional Merger is upon us
  • Wyzzrd creates a new thread about the removal of features on EDF6. It got to the point where UMK, GloriousReader and .wil had a big slap fight. A lot of lulz were had in that thread.

March

April

May

June

Let the Summer of Joy begin!

July

August

September

The hacker Teapot was later arrested in the UK.

October

November

December

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