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Fall Guys is a faggoty video game where your dream of being a Teletubbie raeping other Teletubies comes true. The game involves you trying to get past artificially difficult garbage to get to the end, while raeping Teletubies for them to fall off and become an hero. Fall Guys was the number one game with pedophiles worldwide, as it let them live out their fantasies.

The game was losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing Among Us, and has led to some wannabe tough guys saying "dead game", too dumb to realize a game can't become a hero like them. But after Mediatonic sold their souls to the devil and ade the game free to play, the game skyrocketed in popularity again. prompting kids to beg their mum for terrible skins continuously instead of $30 once which gave you a game which at least wasn't monetized by the fucken mafia.

Releases

Fall Guys was released on PC and PlayStation 4. They didn't bring the game to the Xbox One or the Nintendo Switch because they were too busy shoving Jelly Bellies up their asses.

On May 17th, a flashy announcement was released stating that the game would be going free to play on June 21st; also known as total devolution into Fortnite cash grab shithole faggotry. The game finally came to Xbox, PS4 and Nintendo Switch. Finally shutting the dirty faceholes up from console fanboys who were sad they couldn't add another game to play while shoving their dicks into whatever object is closest to them.

Gameplay

You compete with up to 59 other faggots where you crash through a bunch of obstacles carefully placed to make you want to hang yourself. You'll never win since every second 13 year old tryhard (who actually has a brain) memorised the exact microsecend to shove your bean's cock into each obstacle to give you a slight boost in speed letting you quality 2 intercourse sessions of time in every level.

A key mechanic in Fall Guys is grabbing. Grabing lets you troll people with one easy button! All you have to do it hold this button in the right situation and you'll edge the player you bum-fucked slightly closer to ending their own existance! Who knew trolling could be this easy.