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'''Adam Sessler''' aka '''[[Crackhead|Adam Cokeler]]''', '''[[Cancer|Adam Cancerler]]''', and '''[[Cuck|Adam Cuckler]]''', was once-upon-a-time a former co-host of a [[shit|decent]] [[Vidya|video game]] show [[X-Play]] with his partner [[Jaws|Morgan "Manjaw" Webb]] that aired on [[G4TV]] [[at least 100 years ago]]. After G4TV cancelled all gaming-related shows including X-Play and replace it with much shittier non-gaming shows like [[Cops|COPS]] until G4TV gets canned on December 31st [[2014]], Adam decided to flush his gaming career down the toilet and walk his new path as a [[drug addict|cocaine user]], a [[social justice warrior]], a [[Nu-male|male-feminist]] [[sex offender|ally]] against the [[alt-right]], a [[tranny]] [[pornstar]], and a mindless [[cuckfag|cuck orbiter]] of his druglord & savior [[Zoe Quinn]]. In short, his new career before & during [[GamerGate]] is a fucking [[lolcow]]. | '''Adam Sessler''' aka '''[[Crackhead|Adam Cokeler]]''', '''[[Cancer|Adam Cancerler]]''', and '''[[Cuck|Adam Cuckler]]''', was once-upon-a-time a former co-host of a [[shit|decent]] [[Vidya|video game]] show [[X-Play]] with his partner [[Jaws|Morgan "Manjaw" Webb]] that aired on [[G4TV]] [[at least 100 years ago]]. After G4TV cancelled all gaming-related shows including X-Play and replace it with much shittier non-gaming shows like [[Cops|COPS]] until G4TV gets canned on December 31st [[2014]], Adam decided to flush his gaming career down the toilet and walk his new path as a [[drug addict|cocaine user]], a [[social justice warrior]], a [[Nu-male|male-feminist]] [[sex offender|ally]] against the [[alt-right]], a [[tranny]] [[pornstar]], and a mindless [[cuckfag|cuck orbiter]] of his druglord & savior [[Zoe Quinn]]. In short, his new career before & during [[GamerGate]] is a fucking [[lolcow]]. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
[[File:AdamSesslerToughGuy.png|thumb|right| | [[File:AdamSesslerToughGuy.png|thumb|right|200px|[[Do you even lift|Do you even snort coke?]]]] | ||
{{cg|And now here's your | {{cg|And now here's your host, Adam Sessler!|SesslerImages|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File:SesslerPureBBW.jpg|Arrested for possessing the wrong kind of coke. Diet Coke. | File:Adamsesslerdoublechin.jpg|Hey [[Egoraptor|Adam what's that on your chin]]? Oh it's your other chin! | ||
File:SesslerPureBBW.jpg|Arrested by fatties for possessing the wrong kind of coke. Diet [[Pepsi|Coke]]. | |||
File:SesslerCockface.jpg|Adam now realizes that [[cock goes where|cock goes here and there]]. | File:SesslerCockface.jpg|Adam now realizes that [[cock goes where|cock goes here and there]]. | ||
File:SesslerColdGaming.jpg|He's old, he's cold, and he's [[forever alone]]. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File:SesslerCONBook.png|Ass-patting Zoe Quinn's [[failure|successful launch]] of her [[Skype Con Leaks|Crash Override Network]] book on Twitter since he is involved with the book. | |||
File:SesslerSpaceface.jpg|I prefer the Majora's Mask meteor instead. | |||
File:SesslerPunchNaziMug.jpg|Nothing like a nice hot cup of semen with his favorite [[Antifa]] coffee mug. | |||
File:SesslerShades.jpg|[[No|Is Adam so cool with his shades on]]? | |||
File:SesslerMan.jpg|[[Tips Fedora|*tips fedora*]] | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* {{twitter|AdamSessler}} - Adam Sessler's Twitter | |||
* [http://www.spiketrap.io/ Spiketrap] - Co-founder of Spiketrap | |||
* [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/adam-sessler.40394/ A Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to Adam Sessler] | * [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/adam-sessler.40394/ A Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to Adam Sessler] | ||
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* [[Drugs]] | * [[Drugs]] | ||
* [[Traps]] | * [[Traps]] | ||
* [[Zoe Quinn]] - | * [[Zoe Quinn]] - Adam's drug dealer and part of the [[Crash Override Network]] book staff. Still not enough to be rewarded with sex. | ||
* [[Jim Sterling]] - Both Adam and [[Fat fuck|Jim]] are not only cucks but [[fuck-buddy|butt buddies]] | * [[Jim Sterling]] - Both Adam and [[Fat fuck|Jim]] are not only cucks but [[fuck-buddy|butt buddies]] as well. That's how Adam became a chubby chaser. | ||
{{gaming}} | {{gaming}} | ||
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{{Social Justice}} | {{Social Justice}} | ||
{{GamerGate}} | {{GamerGate}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 06:17, 23 May 2018
Adam Sessler aka Adam Cokeler, Adam Cancerler, and Adam Cuckler, was once-upon-a-time a former co-host of a decent video game show X-Play with his partner Morgan "Manjaw" Webb that aired on G4TV at least 100 years ago. After G4TV cancelled all gaming-related shows including X-Play and replace it with much shittier non-gaming shows like COPS until G4TV gets canned on December 31st 2014, Adam decided to flush his gaming career down the toilet and walk his new path as a cocaine user, a social justice warrior, a male-feminist ally against the alt-right, a tranny pornstar, and a mindless cuck orbiter of his druglord & savior Zoe Quinn. In short, his new career before & during GamerGate is a fucking lolcow.
Gallery
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Hey Adam what's that on your chin? Oh it's your other chin!
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Arrested by fatties for possessing the wrong kind of coke. Diet Coke.
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Adam now realizes that cock goes here and there.
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He's old, he's cold, and he's forever alone.
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Ass-patting Zoe Quinn's successful launch of her Crash Override Network book on Twitter since he is involved with the book.
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I prefer the Majora's Mask meteor instead.
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Nothing like a nice hot cup of semen with his favorite Antifa coffee mug.
Pure-R34
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Adam & Morgan looking good as usual.
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Getting Pure-TS's attention if they play Overwatch.
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Still using the same tactics.
External Links
- AdamSessler - Adam Sessler's Twitter
- Spiketrap - Co-founder of Spiketrap
- A Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to Adam Sessler
See Also
- G4TV
- Attack of the Show
- X-Play
- GamerGate
- Drugs
- Traps
- Zoe Quinn - Adam's drug dealer and part of the Crash Override Network book staff. Still not enough to be rewarded with sex.
- Jim Sterling - Both Adam and Jim are not only cucks but butt buddies as well. That's how Adam became a chubby chaser.
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